Baseless but fun Crack theories part deux

[Tennyo]

Hell no. Mac is too cool for Kadaj, and PC is too much of a nerd for Sephiroth.

 

[Loxetta]

Zack is a Mac and Cloud's a PC

Sephiroth is Linux.

 

[Cthulhu]

Sephiroth is Linux.

No wonder he's fucked up in the head.


Who's BSD though?

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

... and Cloud's a PC

Took a couple decades to get all the bugs ironed out of the operating system?

 

[Loxetta]

Took a couple decades to get all the bugs ironed out of the operating system?

And about 50 completely different versions.

 

[ForceStealer]

And soon Marlene will need her first ipad

 

[Tennyo]

When you put it like that, Cloud really does fit being a PC.

Also Zack is so a Mac.

 

[ForceStealer]

A hopeless flirt that got gunned down by The Man?

 

[Tennyo]

OMG the parallels are so uncannily accurate it's freaky!

 

[ForceStealer]

All except Zack's not gay

 

[Tennyo]

Neither is Mac!

 

[ForceStealer]

hahaha, it's kinda like rectangles and squares. Not all mac-users are gay, but all gays are mac-users

 

[Tennyo]

I think you're opening a can of worms with that one there, Force. I'm staying out.

 

[Loxetta]

All except Zack's not gay

Well he did ask PCloud out to dinner. And spent the beginning half of the game chasing after his seme mentor.

 

[Tennyo]

Oh snap.

Then what of Aerith? Poor thing. Classic story. In love with the gay man. No wonder she wanted to move on with Cloud. lol

 

[Loxetta]

Aerith: I thought he loved me But all I was to him was an experiment!
Zack: .....!!! *Guard Stick to the groin*

 

[Mantichorus]

...? Usher not tech-savvy. Usher justs plugs things in and they work. If they no work, Usher get refund.

I think Usher (the character) might be a Rui, actually. It strikes me weird that there are only three characters in the FFVII world that could be described as ginger (there's not even one ginger background character), and as two are sisters, would it be too much of a stretch to conclude the third was also somehow related. Maybe an older (half-)brother, or a cousin or something.

Spoiler

Either that, or Shelke subconsciously made his simulation ginger...

 

[ForceStealer]

Sorry, Zack doesn't fit the bill

 

[Tennyo]

I call bullshit on that picture.

 

[Loxetta]

I concur. PC is not that badass.

 

[ForceStealer]

Yeah, me neither. But the picture amused me and I like giving Tennyo a hard time

 

[Tennyo]

You make me sad.

 

[Cthulhu]

hahaha, it's kinda like rectangles and squares. Not all mac-users are gay, but all gays are mac-users

Having worked with a gay webdesigner dude, this is true. I too felt slightly homo when I once worked behind Mac, so I quickly switched to Windows on that to counteract that.

I concur. PC is not that badass.

I've yet to see a Mac cluster calculate nucular asplosions. Then again, you could argue whether that's a PC. But Mac doesn't have neat stuff like 4-way SLI (+1 for physix) with dual quadcore xeons and the like.

 

[ForceStealer]

They are overpriced as hell though.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

I too felt slightly homo when I once worked behind Mac, so I quickly switched to Windows on that to counteract that.

This is sig worthy.