Character Battle Final: Cloud vs Tifa

[The Twilight Mexican]

I was going to make a witty joke about Cloud taking Tifa from behind, but a couple other cuntwaffles already beat me to it, so, instead, I'll just post my regret for not having a chance to participate until it was too late.

Still not sure who I would have voted for, though.

 

[Celes Chere]

*comes into the thread and sees that Cloud has won*

And people shouldn't vote for Cloud just to make the race closer.

Yeah, I find it stupid that people voted for Cloud because IT WOULD BE FUNNIER AND A CLOSER RACE. That's a dumb reason to waste your vote. At least say why you prefer Cloud because I actually like reading those view points.

witty joke about Cloud taking Tifa from behind

lol sure

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

If I had done it, it'd have been witty, woman.

 

[Celes Chere]

Lies.

 

[Zee]

i'll be honest cloud's mental instability makes him more endearing to me

i always see this white text


this white text on a black screen


panda screen

 

[Celes Chere]

i always see this white text

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

anal jokes are terrible because no one really likes anal.

 

[Zee]

DAMN NIGGA, THAT'S ONE SENILE MOTHAFUCKER

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM DAMN
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NIGGA

ABUBUBSDFLALDALB UBUBU OH SNAP SHITDOG WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOGGY WELL SONABITCH MOTHAFUCKA SHIT DOG NIGGA WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT




egoraptor aka perfect

 

[Master Bates]

Wow... so close

soclose

i voted tifa and would've liked it more if she won but meh... i'm not gonna kill myself for this.

thanks for hosting this character battle flint. it was fun, for me at least.

 

[looneymoon]

Yep, Cloud takes it at the death. I wonder if the people who voted for him just because he was losing are happy now that he's won?

No.

In fact I expressed my desire to revoke my Cloud vote to give it to Tifa.

but whatever

 

[looneymoon]

but no really i want to change it :/

 

[OneWingedDemon]

NOOOOO!!!1111 The decisive moment passed me by. Mako stole my thunder.

 

[Master Bates]

excuse me flint, i'm going to borrow your thread for a bit.

while we're at it, i'm going to invite all of you to a game i'm planning on starting. i need more players. please join if you're interested.

 

[Ryushikaze]

Then your point literally is moot and completely unnecessary. No one implied you cared or should care, it reeks of defensiveness that is totally uncalled for.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but calling out my post could be taken to be saying just that, and I was trying to be funny with it, tweak a few noses as I went. Hell,

If you don't give a fuck, I don't see the point in saying you don't other than to draw attention to yourself.

These silly contests I tell you what.

These silly every time there's a poll here, recently.

Seriously, they're polls. On the INTERNET. Just have fun with them. Apart from the dupe voting risk, the fake Vivi and Aerith attack ad posters at least have the right idea. Have fun with it.

anal jokes are terrible because no one really likes anal.

No one specified Anal. That's just your assumption
[Freued] No, Ven did zis fixation begin?[/Freud]

 

[Madame Mayor]

people vote for cloud


don't realize how unexciting cloud winning a character contest on ffvii forums is





sigh

 

[Edley]

Cloud voted for Tifa. I think this competition is over.

A more interesting poll would be "Who will confess on screen first, Cloud or Tifa?"

 

[Zee]

it seems that these polls


are causing a lot of






STRIFE?????????

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

No one specified Anal. That's just your assumption
[Freued] No, Ven did zis fixation begin?[/Freud]

EDIT: wait i found a better reaction

 

[Max Payne]

lol o I am having fun

 

[Tennyo]

I'm really surprised that Cloud won. I didn't actually think he would.

it seems that these polls


are causing a lot of






STRIFE?????????

http://www.badum-tish.com/

 

[Ryushikaze]

EDIT: wait i found a better reaction

[Freud]Ah, a clazzic caze of Faux-Freud-Phobia. Ze only treatment is constant freudian expozure. I am ztarting you on a treatment immediately.

lol o I am having fun

Zat is good. Joo must make shooa to zieze zeez moments, ja?[/freud]

 

[Marle]

Spoiler: tifa is judging you cloud

never coming back...

 

[Flintlock]

Much to my embarrassment, I started working on a front page report for the final stages of the character battle back in June, but never finished or published it. I've now fixed that. I filed the post with a date of June the 1st so that it doesn't appear out of the intended chronological order. It will be our little secret (except for the fact I'm telling you about it here, whoops).