Rumpelstiltskin
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Destrillians: R2 - Discussion
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Alessa Gillespie
a letter to my future self
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i am trying to write a terrapost but this is difficult when there's no new info
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Alex
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Bex
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“What a fucking poser!” Telran shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation. We were holding hands. Saleme looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I didn’t say anything. “I bet he’s havin a mid-life crisis!” Emma shouted.
Alex
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Tao was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Xi Qinese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in xi qinese). “BTW Fiona that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped meth.”
Bex
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“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Castiel paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”
“This cannot be.” Kerr said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Salem’s wand had shot him. “There must be other factors.”
“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” Emma yelled in madly.
Fiona held up the camera triumelephantly. “The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”
“This cannot be.” Kerr said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Salem’s wand had shot him. “There must be other factors.”
“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” Emma yelled in madly.
Fiona held up the camera triumelephantly. “The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”
Bex
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A fucking prep called Terra from Griffindoor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Kram. Salem was there shouting at Kram. Tao was there too.
“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”
“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Salem.
“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Tao. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR SPENCER WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”
“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”
“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Salem.
“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Tao. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR SPENCER WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”
Alex
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Later we all went in the skull. Fiona was crying in da common room. “Fiona are u okay?” Thetis asked in a gothic voice.
“No I’m not u fuking bitch!” she shouted angrily. She stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. Thetis stated to cry cuz she was afraid she would commit suicide.
“Its ok Thetis.” said Telran comfortly. “Ill make her feel better.”
“U mean you’ll go fuck her wont you!” Thetis shouted angrily. Then she ran 2 get Fiona. Telran came too.
“Fiona please come!” she began to cry. Tears of blood came down her pail face. Thetis wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz.
“No I’m not u fuking bitch!” she shouted angrily. She stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. Thetis stated to cry cuz she was afraid she would commit suicide.
“Its ok Thetis.” said Telran comfortly. “Ill make her feel better.”
“U mean you’ll go fuck her wont you!” Thetis shouted angrily. Then she ran 2 get Fiona. Telran came too.
“Fiona please come!” she began to cry. Tears of blood came down her pail face. Thetis wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz.
Tennyo
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Alessa Gillespie
a letter to my future self
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“Chris is so fucking hot.” I said to Salem, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Salem looked sad.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.
“Really?” asked Salem sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
Suddenly Salem looked sad.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.
“Really?” asked Salem sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
Alex
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“What’s wrong honey?” asked Salem taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.
“Its so unfair!” Terra yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for Ariel, because she’s not ugly or anything.”
“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts.” answered Salem.
“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Thetis and Fiona took a video of me naked. Emma says he’s in love with me. Idris likes me and now even Tao Hong is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Salem! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” Terra shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory Terra isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” Terra shouted and then she ran away.
“Its so unfair!” Terra yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for Ariel, because she’s not ugly or anything.”
“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts.” answered Salem.
“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Thetis and Fiona took a video of me naked. Emma says he’s in love with me. Idris likes me and now even Tao Hong is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Salem! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” Terra shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory Terra isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” Terra shouted and then she ran away.
Alessa Gillespie
a letter to my future self
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“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Lokka Kayne.
“How dare you?” demanded Kerr.
And then Salem shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”
Everyone was quiet. Spencer and Lokka Kayne still looked mad but Kerr said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Lokka Kayne.
“How dare you?” demanded Kerr.
And then Salem shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”
Everyone was quiet. Spencer and Lokka Kayne still looked mad but Kerr said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”
Joker
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“You look kawai, girl.” Terra said sadly. “Fangs (geddit) you do too.” Idris said sadly too, but Idris was still upset. Idris slit both of her wrists feeling totally depressed and Idris sucked all the blood. Idris cried again in her bathroom and put the shades on so Salem and Kram couldn’t spy on her this time. Idris went to some classes. Telran was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Lokka had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Lokka. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.
“Hi.” he said in a depressed way. “Hi back.” Idris said in an wqually said way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Telran had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then……… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.
“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor Spencer who was watching us and so was everyone else.
“Telran you fucker!” Idris said slapping him. “Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Lokka!” Idris shouted and then Idris ran away angrily.
Just then he started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
“NO!” Idris ran up closer.
“I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” Idris shouted.
“I do but Stolz changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Lokka…………….Fiona has him bondage!”
“Hi.” he said in a depressed way. “Hi back.” Idris said in an wqually said way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Telran had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then……… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.
“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor Spencer who was watching us and so was everyone else.
“Telran you fucker!” Idris said slapping him. “Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Lokka!” Idris shouted and then Idris ran away angrily.
Just then he started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
“NO!” Idris ran up closer.
“I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” Idris shouted.
“I do but Stolz changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Lokka…………….Fiona has him bondage!”
Tennyo
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Alex
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“Oh hi you guys.” Zao Hong said seductively. “Wheres Satan?”
“Oh he’s cumming.” said Salem. “BTW u can kall me Hades now.” Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.
“Ok I will see you guyz at da concert.” Zao Hong said and then he went with Satan.
“Oh he’s cumming.” said Salem. “BTW u can kall me Hades now.” Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.
“Ok I will see you guyz at da concert.” Zao Hong said and then he went with Satan.
Strangelove
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