Destrillians: R2 - Discussion

[Super Mario]

Zao eats Green Berrets for breakfast. And now he's VERY HUNGRY.

 

[Hisako]

“What a fucking poser!” Telran shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation. We were holding hands. Saleme looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I didn’t say anything. “I bet he’s havin a mid-life crisis!” Emma shouted.

Tao was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Xi Qinese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in xi qinese). “BTW Fiona that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped meth.”

“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Castiel paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

“This cannot be.” Kerr said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Salem’s wand had shot him. “There must be other factors.”

“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” Emma yelled in madly.

Fiona held up the camera triumelephantly. “The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”

“U c, Thetis,” Spencer said, watching the two of us watching the flame. “2 c wht iz n da flmes u mst find urslf 1st, k?”

A fucking prep called Terra from Griffindoor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Kram. Salem was there shouting at Kram. Tao was there too.

“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”

“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Salem.

“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Tao. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR SPENCER WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”

“Chris is so fucking hot.” I said to Salem, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Salem looked sad.

“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.

“Really?” asked Salem sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Lokka Kayne.

“How dare you?” demanded Kerr.

And then Salem shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”

Everyone was quiet. Spencer and Lokka Kayne still looked mad but Kerr said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”

“You look kawai, girl.” Terra said sadly. “Fangs (geddit) you do too.” Idris said sadly too, but Idris was still upset. Idris slit both of her wrists feeling totally depressed and Idris sucked all the blood. Idris cried again in her bathroom and put the shades on so Salem and Kram couldn’t spy on her this time. Idris went to some classes. Telran was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Lokka had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Lokka. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.

“Hi.” he said in a depressed way. “Hi back.” Idris said in an wqually said way.

We both looked at each other for some time. Telran had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then……… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.

“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor Spencer who was watching us and so was everyone else.

“Telran you fucker!” Idris said slapping him. “Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Lokka!” Idris shouted and then Idris ran away angrily.

Just then he started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

“NO!” Idris ran up closer.

“I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” Idris shouted.

“I do but Stolz changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Lokka…………….Fiona has him bondage!”

“Oh hi you guys.” Zao Hong said seductively. “Wheres Satan?”

“Oh he’s cumming.” said Salem. “BTW u can kall me Hades now.” Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.

“Ok I will see you guyz at da concert.” Zao Hong said and then he went with Satan.

 

[Baldy]

What Satsu said.

Oh and I love you all. This made my day.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Castiel paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

Rather nostalgic reference i must admit.

 

[Joker]

Does anyone have the original colored Terra chibi? I need to add it to the wiki and I can't find it on my hard drive >;

For that matter, can you link me to all the one-of chibis that aren't on the wiki? Those being:

-Thetis
-Idris
-Kerr
-Finn
-Salem
-Thai
-Eve
-Circe
-Vargas
-Persephone
-Early
-Stolz
-Jettison
-Amaria


I don't have these with the colored backgrounds. In fact, it looks like ALL of the ones I do have are without the backgrounds, with the exception of Bizarro Terra/Kerr/Telran. I have the original BLokka, but not BLokka III. >;

 

[Mantichorus]

Spoiler: When no one was looking, Donovan Early took FORTY cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

hay gaiz whats goin on in dis thred

 

[Tennyo]

Spoiler: When no one was looking, Donovan Early took FORTY cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Why are more people not thanking this post?

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Why are more people not thanking this post?

1. saw it before
2. don't recognize the quote

 

[Tennyo]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lex-luthor-took-forty-cakes
http://luthor.ytmnd.com/

 

[Bex]

I think people that aren't me should write posts

 

[Alex]

I think people that aren't me should write posts

 

[Bex]

kid(!)Fiona's first appearance in the Destrillians live action movie

 

[Joker]

This makes me wonder...whatever happened to her, anyway?

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Death by snu snu.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I think people that aren't me should write posts

Im waiting on Telran's post before I can write anything
On a related note,
Kram
Kerr
Thetis
Fiona
& Castiel make a pretty good team on dragoin quest 9

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Someone has stolen Terra's lumpy pillow:

 

[Super Mario]

On my way to post, niggaz.


IBC time started.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Someone has stolen Terra's lumpy pillow:

but de eyes are not green

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

On my way to post, niggaz.


IBC time started.

Rather large font me-boyo

Ugh bad thing about having my ds at work and playing dragon age.
I start reading celestrians as destrillians >.<

 

[Mantichorus]

Why are more people not thanking this post?

DX I waited ages to use that meme, too...

And Castiel has reminded me I need to get DQIX

 

[Hisako]

HELLO
MY NAME IS KRAMSKOV NIET
YOU KILLED MY FATHER
PREPARE TO DIE

 

[Baldy]

What the hell why are there like four extra pages of post tacked on to what I edited last night.
My goodness.

In other news, gonna go see Vampires Suck tomorrow with Jem' and Sophie. I've written about a page of Idris for the megapost - I'll send it to Tenny and Noen after I finish it off.

 

[Tennyo]

Looking forward to it.

 

[Super Mario]

After IBC I'm gonna have to take a short break, due to applications I got to fill and to think of developing my bunch of characters + fixing and developing my art style. I'll be back asap when I can.