Faith v. 3.0 (Cloti Club)

[paoo]

Duh.

 

[Vendel]

Vendel, stop spamming my video.

NEVAR!!!

Every day is steak and blowjob day in the Strife household?

Well steak is probably hard to come by. And getting the kids to bed early.

But hey on his birthday? Definite S&BD.

 

[paoo]

NEVAR!!!

Then say something useful instead of calling me a rapid, u rapid. D:<
And hot, steamy smex is what Cloti is all about. Because we all are addicted to the Tifa-betch-slut's fake boobz, right? There is no canon proof for Cloti anyway.

Spoiler

liek someone could ttly prove me wrong

 

[Vendel]

Then say something useful

If you insist.

 

[paoo]

If you insist.

*ish deleting comment*

.........You rapid. Say: "dis video pwns!!!111 u r da bezt" <--- Yeah, something like that.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

*ish deleting comment*

.........You rapid. Say: "dis video pwns!!!111 u r da bezt" <--- Yeah, something like that.

Done!

 

[Vendel]

*ish deleting comment*

.........You rapid. Say: "dis video pwns!!!111 u r da bezt" <--- Yeah, something like that.

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

 

[AssistantSensei]

New fanart @ ctlove:

 

[paoo]

CLOTI SMEX WARNING.

TOO..... CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

 

[Reference]

Tifa tops! awsm

 

[A]

And three billion years later, Alise finally accomplished...

 

[Vendel]

They're Clotirific!!

 

[mentaz]

Nice icons Alise.

 

[Vendel]

I just had a thought.

The only people that we see (or read about) on Cloud's bike other than him are Tifa, Marlene and Denzel.

Proofs!

 

[Reference]

That's because Fenrir is picky as to which (or rather whose) ass, crotch, and leg sits on, touches, and straddles it.

Also the dead don't need bike rides. They prefer to travel via boat, or just plain float in the lifestream.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

 

[I Am Not Me]

OHLOL

SephyxTeefxCloudy

I like it.

The only people that we see (or read about) on Cloud's bike other than him are Tifa, Marlene and Denzel.

And the fact that SE decided not to go with the "Aerith-on-Fenrir-with-Cloud" kind of supports your proofz.

 

[Vendel]

And the fact that SE decided not to go with the "Aerith-on-Fenrir-with-Cloud" kind of supports your proofz.

When Tifa jumps on his bike she grabs him in a very familiar way. Around the crotchual region.

 

[OneWingedDemon]

A man's wheels are sacred - only the most worthy can ride 'em.

 

[Vendel]

A man's wheels are sacred - only the most worthy can ride 'em.

And Cloud has something he values even more. Because he only lets Tifa ride it.

 

[Reference]

A man's wheels are sacred - only the most worthy can ride 'em.

Takes more love to share a saddle than a bed.

I saw this in a post at livejournal

From a reply in this post at the ctlove community in livejournal by some user named kookyz.

 

[cookiemonsterr]

Hi all.

I was a faithful stalker of Faith back when ACF was still alive and kicking. For years, I'd been watching you guys, LOLing and grinning at all the sarcasm and smartness and canon-ness and offtopic-ness. That was only until ACF died and I cried. BUT TO MY GREEEEEATEST RELIEF, I FOUND TLS (much, much later...D=)!!!DD and I decided to get an account.

I come with cookies. May I join?

pw cloti ftw<3

 

[I Am Not Me]

You posted. Therefore, you joined.

You should check out the LTD thread for more sarcasm It's the one with the horribly long-name.

And Cloud has something he values even more. Because he only lets Tifa ride it.

Get out of our Cloti club, Pinker

 

[Eerie]

The surreptitiously baby nibbling Love Polyhedron of FFVII civil-ish (when not pertaining to articles of clothing) essays on quantum romantic tangling

LIES!!! IT'S NOT LONG AT ALL!!!!!!!!! I totally didn't read it all either!!!

Also, I saved that SephTifaCloud comic a long time ago. It makes me laugh every time I see it XD

 

[Celes Chere]

I saw this in a post at livejournal

O LOL.

Welcome to the club, cookie! Those last two pictures had me rofling. The thread title hasn't changed in awhile though, so... I'm getting worried.