Faith v. 3.0 (Cloti Club)

[Tennyo]

I remember they joked about it but I don't remember any direct quotes.

Also yes Alise, way back in the day I did join SH, but then I got sick of it and stopped posting for a year or so, and then it closed down. Whatever.

 

[A]

As far as I'm aware, Tana adored that fic and quoted it often.

Kinda weird.

Is this another fic I don't want to know about?

I thought that was the second chapter.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I'm... curious, but afraid my curiosity, if indulged, will lead to mentally scarring results.

 

[Tennyo]

That might be. There are more chapters. I can't remember the second but I know Cloud mowed the lawn again, and then they all had a barbcue in which

Spoiler

Aerith and Tifa make out behind a barn while Tifa is...stuck doing something.

 

[A]

Yep, second chapter. I'm not entirely sure you'd want to see it though.

 

[Sheepy]

Oh God are we really talking about Cloud Mows the Lawn again? XD

Spoiler

It's painfully funny because it actually starts out as a regular bad fanfic. But then comes the part where you read "and then Tifa really had to poop" and realise that it's not just a bad fanfic, it's something that will scar you forever.

Guys, if you haven't read it yet, don't ever read it. It's not worth it, not even for the lulz.

 

[Tennyo]

I concur with spacesheep's sentiments. If you have never read it STAY AWAY!!!!

It makes you wonder about the person who wrote it. XD

 

[A]

Whoever actually had the stomach to write that is mentally sick. Really.

 

[Sheepy]

I refuse to believe that there is someone in the world who thought it was a good idea and wrote it. Have you ever heard about how if you give a bunch of chimps typewriters they'll eventually write a Shakespeare play by randomly hitting keys? Well, someone gave a chimp a typewriter and Cloud Mows the Lawn was the result. They thought it was funny and it ended up on the Internet.

 

[Tennyo]

You're right. That is the only logical explanation for it. :x

This forum needs a sick smiley

 

[Ⓐaron]

I think I need to know the summary of the rest of the fic for lulz. I definitely do not want to look at the actual fic at threat of mental scarring for life, but my curiosity is getting the best of me

 

[Celes Chere]

Whoever actually had the stomach to write that is mentally sick. Really.

I seriously almost barfed after reading chapter three. Why was Cloud... why.... T_T

 

[Ryushikaze]

I think I need to know the summary of the rest of the fic for lulz. I definitely do not want to look at the actual fic at threat of mental scarring for life, but my curiosity is getting the best of me

Mundane event, Tifa needs to poo. Sex. Poo.

Or did you mean spiritsex?

 

[Ⓐaron]

Both of them, tbh.

at scat!sex.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

OMG, i remember that fic. It was like a train wreck that I couldn't stop reading... **is ashamed** I was waiting for the author to be all "Gothya! You sick fucks! Stop reading this shit!" But sadly....not what happened.

I need a shower...

 

[A]

I think I need to know the summary of the rest of the fic for lulz. I definitely do not want to look at the actual fic at threat of mental scarring for life, but my curiosity is getting the best of me

Scat sex all throughout the fic. It's gross.

 

[Ⓐaron]

D;;;;;;;;

 

[A]

A fic. where Cloud spanks Tifa (and that's really all there is) throughout the entire one-shot isn't so much of an improvement either, huh?

 

[Ⓐaron]

Spanking is a fetish I can kind of understand; mixing a small amount of pain with pleasure seems understandable to me. I don't understand how anyone could have a fetish for faeces. D;

 

[A]

Well, that was basically the point of the fic.

Spoiler

He spanks Tifa because she couldn't trust him or something, and then she started bawling so he hugs her and they make up. The end.

 

[OneWingedDemon]

Oh God, I remember that. Ryu scarred me for life

 

[Arianna]

I came across something similar if not exactly the same fanfic, though I never read the entire thing - first few paragraphs alone were bad enough. It is very disgusting; and yes, I am scarred.

 

[Ryushikaze]

Oh God, I remember that. Ryu scarred me for life

Eh? I can only be responsible for Spirit Lover, and only because of my MST of it. All other fanfics are someone else's fault.

 

[null.]

Spirit sex fic was courtesy of little Ms. "I'm too ~pure~ and innocent to click this link, can someone read it and tell me if it's all right?"

 

[Tennyo]

Who is that now?