Fat People

[Teva]

fine

just grab my joystick and make me do as you wish

*sighs*

no they definitely wouldn't allow that. my god, then you'd just be asking to be water boarded.

no, no, no you must resist the urge to try to do anything sexual with me. that actually would apply to any potential boyfriend that wanted to get with me actually.

 

[Carlos]

That makes my banana sad.

 

[Teva]

That makes my banana sad.

well that's the way the cookie crumbles unfortunately.

 

[Carlos]

oh is it now?

 

[Teva]

oh is it now?

what! i c wut u did thar.

ahem but yes, if you can't handle the brutal overprotectiveness of my parents then you can't be with me.

 

[Carlos]

I think by the time I could actually see you, you'll be allowed to be deflowered.


unless its already happened

 

[Teva]

I think by the time I could actually see you, you'll be allowed to be deflowered.


unless its already happened

maybe it already did . . . maybe.

and yeah that could be a possibility. though i'd also be in college then and you know there's lots of guys in college . . . lots. of. them.

just sayin'.

 

[Carlos]

my penis just changed course, bai

 

[Teva]

my penis just changed course, bai

i can't help it if i tend to be overly realistic.

and no, i wasn't deflowered yet, if that make you feel any better.

 

[Carlos]

awesome

 

[Teva]

awesome

i should've known that it would.

 

[Carlos]

 

[Teva]

oh u.

 

[Carlos]

 

[Teva]

see, it's true.

 

[Joker]

That makes my banana sad.

Turn this into emote fgj.

 

[paoo]

It'd be pretty fucked up if he told her that she was a slobby ass pig and that she should get up off of her bulbuous ass and actually do something other than eat herself to death.

That's not.... exactly what I meant. He didn't need to call her pretty, he didn't need to say something like that. It feels wrong, almost embarrassing for her and her mother. She just had underwear, on a stage.