I got more bullshit lol. I just picked this up:
Classic unofficial FFVII guide. I've been infatuated with this guide for ages, because its presentation is a big step up from the official FFVII strategy guide, and since it's unlicensed they had to make their own artwork (see: the cover) which I think is pretty cool. The way FFVII is presented in media changed drastically just a few years later, so I find this book a unique little peek into the early days.
Also, needless to say, it did not cost "only $9.99." Didn't come with the poster either, but I already have the poster anyway lol.
If you'd like to see it and not spend too much money for a strategy guide for a game you already know how to play, there's a PDF:
https://archive.org/details/Final-Fantasy-VII-Versus-Guide/page/n3/mode/2up
It gets better though, on my way home from getting the mail
(I accidentally had it delivered to my old address...) I stopped by the independent game store near me to look for Christmas gifts for some of my friends, when I found THIS:
What are the chances? It's a goddamn Christmas miracle. I'm a happy camper.
This guide actually was $9.99 btw.