@LNK: I Don't think it matters if Cloud forgives Sephiroth or not, he remembers him. As in he has knowledge of who he is. That's all Sephiroth needs. His hatred for Cloud allows him to maintain his individual existence within the Lifestream, Cloud's memories of Sephiroth give him an anchor in the living world. I see why you're conflating the two, but it's not required that Cloud remember him in a vengeful or angry way, just to remember him at all. Even a fond "he really was a good guy once, I miss that" memory does the job.
I was paraphrasing Servo himself, though the wife does find my voice sexy, so...
Forgive me, I missed the reference and anti-ed your joke with my own. Servo's line clicked as soon as you said this
A little over 14 years, in fact.
Time flies and stands still at the same time.
Sometimes it's 2024, sometimes it's 1997, sometimes it's all the time in between. All it takes is a jump to the left.
I wanna get to the "step to the right." Specifically "right" as a synonym for "correct"
We needed more stupid cursed fusions. Luke Yamcha and Krillin. become Krimcha or Yallin. Or Krillin and Trunks could form Krunks, the most stoned earth defender, finally unseating Chiaotzu.
Picolloku/Gokollo! Vegetunks/Trungeta! Bulchi/Chi-ma! Grab the fusion bands from DB Fusions and anything is possible.
Changing subjects only slightly, all the characters in TF and TF2 are paid mercs. You know who else is a badass Mercenary? Cloud. Imagine him (and the rest of the crew) meeting the TF2 gang.
Cloud for 10th class! But yeah, I don't see them getting along super well, which is like as not to be entertaining.
It's a defense mechanism gone awry, basically.
Survival situations call for a knife's edge balance of confidence and caution. Some folks fall off the edge, all the more likely when it's not life or death anymore.
Until they accept the facts of the matter, yes. So possibly always.
To be clear I was specifically referencing Time Adventure from Adventure Time's series finale.
Spray the "bubbles" everywhere!
That's how you make Best Friends with hide and seek buddies.
Sonic's greatest enemy. Waiting.
Sonic CD was best for this. Wait too long? Sonic quits.
Yoda was, I think, mostly irritated at Luke's defeatism and being a sassy bastard about it rather than trying to dispense glorious sage wisdom.
Now tell the rest of the internet.
I can but hope it amused.
You need not hope, for it is known.
That sounds similar to the way I produce the stereo effect. It's much easier to do when pitching low and raspy.
Does it involve some throat tension? Like you're making a loose fist with the musculature around your larynx?
If we skip the full 15 from Dirge, she'll be 34, making her one year younger than Barret at the start of 7 and remake. Fun fact, he celebrates a birthday during the bouncing around the planet. Actually probably around when they're in Costa del Sol or Corel.
Happy birthday Barret! No wonder he kept the sailor suit, it's a self-birthday present.
Some do, yeah. I've said before, there are two types of people who hate being wrong. There's the type who strive to be correct and the type who just refuse to admit they were ever wrong.
Aside from the people who just don't care, that's about everyone.
Aerith being dead is I think part of why the LTD is so long lasting, but also why it gets to insane, since it means things "ending up" C/A are always just a bit off kilter.
Agreed. If Aerith hadn't died, Cloud would still be with Tifa, which would be enough to stop a lot of Cleriths from CAltists all by itself. Also shipping Cloud with Aerith doesn't require so much "what the christ?!" if Aerith isn't dead.
It does serve as a neat microcosm of things that happen in the wider world, yes.
Of course that's true of debate in general, isn't it? Even the old "who would win if X fought Y?" debates.
The usual suspects, basically. Anastar, Cali, etc.
Have we made the obvious ABC joke concerning Anastar, BlankBeat and Cali? I don't remember it but with hindsight it jumps out at me.
Plus they've Already Been Chewed up and spat out around here, so
It was a pretty common joke. And yeah, I have found the one constant with culty cleriths is that everything is permitted so long as it furthers the goal of convincing people C/A is endgame. Even if it contradicts the story, even if it contradicts what you said five minutes ago.
It is known. I'm surprised never to have heard "Cloud despises Aerith, which proves he loves Aerith!" It'd barely be an exaggeration honestly.
I did find a good chunk of them posted recently, so that'll help.
We're gettin' the band back together.
Now I'm imagining Aerith but Bostonian. Maybe in the nonsense TF2.FF7 crossover Scout is from Midgar.
That's where I'd put him, yeah. There or maybe Junon. The other mercs are harder to place.
Oh yeah, they were calculated, but not prophetic. Reeve has access to information but he's not a prognosticator, he just play acts like one.
Very good, we agree.
Yeah, that fits.
You have to have standards.
Without them there's basically no point.
To say what needs to be said, how it needs to be said and when is an art and I try and practice it regularly.
Well said. I'm still acclimating to shifts in the forum's culture, so for now you're more in the know on the when.
It does not excuse it, but I wonder how much of it is predicated on spite for things CALtists say and wanting to get back at them?
Around the internets, I have no idea. Here on TLS it was the primary notice for shit posting mean shit about Aerith.
I remember on a few occasions I spun a wild yarn about Aerith- noting that it was bullshit, mind you- engaging in some heinous activity, prostitution sometimes, selling hard drugs mostly- as an example of how shitty it was to hear that about Tifa and how bad it made people look to make those sort of theories legitimately.
Yeah I've done this too, and wasn't always as good at noting my own bullshit. Either way they rarely seemed to get the point.
This being the internet, I did have a few people not realize I was trying to use an object lesson and that I did not actually believe or advocate these things.
Yeah I recall whole pages of that honestly.
Aerith the weed dealer is just a delightfully silly image, though.
I recall pointing out that while this is obviously not true, it easily could have been and still fit the narrative.
"Say whatever it takes" and all that.
If only there was anything they could say that'd make a difference.
Tifa would still be there because she's on a constant GOTO loop, but yes. I mean look at how he acted the second he remembered Zack. It was massive guilt at simple the thought of forgetting Zack existed. Imagine how bad it gets when he remembers Zack died so he could live.
Cloud, as he often does, needs a hug.
It's the best course of action available to them at this moment. The right course of action would involve stopping everything and working through his problems but both Shinra and Sephiroth kibosh that plan by virtue of being on their tail and fucking with Cloud respectively.
I tend to agree, stopping to handle things wasn't a viable option. There were no viable options, they just took the nonviable option that took longer to go to shit.
Now I'm curious what the WIR versions of the characters who know they're in a video game are like. Gilgamesh is exactly the same. He sort of already knows.
Making characters self aware us always fun. Think we can talk Sephiroth into coming to Badanon meetings? Might be good for him.
I'd have to double check but I think those were gray static moments, too. Meaning his subconscious was doing it.
They were. That was all Cloud keeping Zack in the vault.
Could be. It's definitely a him thing. The brain flashes are color coded and gray static is used in OG, Remake and Every Crisis to represent real Cloud.
Yup.
Feel free. She knocked down the center channel on my home theater the other day so a tiny bit of extra blame will do her no harm.
Ahhhh kitties. Until I had kids, never had I loved something so inconvenient so much.
You have to wonder how much of Cloud being casually superhuman without Jenova is genetic and how much is due to constant mako exposure from playing around on mt nibel as a child.
You'd think more of Nibelheim would be like that if it was environmental. Though now I wonder if Claudia had this in her too.
He's like if Thor thought he was just Donald Blake and desperately wanted to become Captain America even as he is just sort of absent mindedly lifting cars to look for lost pets.
This is both hilarious and accurate.
It's also a nice bookend for when he absolutely does rescue the girl when she's in a pinch in the final moments of the game.
Also arriving in Edge to save her and Denzel.
Do you think Cloud practiced that boomerang sword throw? Or did he learn it from watching Yuffie, as he seems to have learned the sword from watching Zack and Sephiroth?