I was there to watch over her, so yes.
Having someone to watch over me is how I survived without further injury too. S'good.
Leading me into the next tangent, are you familiar with the wonderful world of Zelda (and other) randomizers?
I am aware of them, but wouldn't say familiar
True enough. In our imaginary crossover everyone thinks he's undergoing degradation, only to be told he's not even a Soldier, much less SOLDIER.
Don't say it too loud if he's nearby. You might explode.
I don't know if she's not into men at all, but she's definitely not into him.
Fair. Although she does seem to come around to genuinely liking Scout and enjoying his crazy shenanigans after a while... yeah he be friend zoned.
So you're saying they're all on the same level as faceless mook hordes?
They live in Drakengard world. Everyone is faceless moon hordes waiting their turn to die an ignoble death. Especially if you piss off Caim.
I insist. I know you love the taste of blood, even your own, but I do recommend against it.
I took so long to post that I've forgotten the context of this. I kinda think reading it like a non sequitur is hilarious though so that's fun.
How can you tell it's lady uranium?
I asked what the uranium's pronouns were, was told she/her
It fits him, but I can't recall an actual comic it's from. Probably fanfic
Yeah I looked into it a bit and it's probably fanfic. My hats off to the writer for the concept either way of course.
Sounds like a meal you could order at 7th Heaven.
Now I feel like we need a "FF7 Cast as the TF2 mercs" fanart series. The problem is who should be who? Do we go for most appropriate, or most absurd? Is Aerith the Heavy? Is Cait Demoman because scottish and bombs, or Red because they share one eye and extreme rarity?
Nanaki's tail flame would have a lot of peeps try to cast him as Pyro. I'm thinking we should mix 'em up myself. I need Cloud with the medi-gun and rocket jumping Tifa.
Those are technically very different questions. For Medic the bonesaw is almost the same as a handshake.
True that, but there is a point where you can tell the diff between Medic cheerfully carving you up and Medical vengefully carving you up. Ask Classic Heavy, he knows.
I'd love to have it in game, too. Let something else draw aggro for awhile.
I love them for their subversion if expectations. You hear a smallish guy like Scout has seven huge, mean older brothers you think of course, he got fast to escape! But nah, he got fast so he could go where the fighting was before his seven big bros got there and hogged all the fun.
Using them to draw aggro is so Scout it hurts though.
If you try the Cosmo Kweh you'll feel like you're soaring a thousand feet above a resplendant canyon. Also that you're a bird.
That'd sell. Also try the Grass Lands Grass, makes you feel like a big man who could flip a mountain on your foes... Also makes you feel like you have a tiny head. No refunds.
Like I said, Tifa is always.
He's really a big pushover, when you get right down to it.
Liam used to have a cushy Cthulu bouncer, this makes me remember it and smile.
The "now how the fuck did I do that" training montage will be great. Maybe he can tech Yuffie to throw energy bolts while she gives him pointers on impossible boomerang behavior.
The back and forth annoying sibling energy will be great.
Indeed. Buddha, like Cloud, deals the spank back himself.
It works well.
It leads to the most absurd scenarios, yes.
The best.
The only one who doesn't need a trauma hug is... Reeve. And even then, he needs a "having to deal with the rest of Shinra" stress hug.
Reeve has his "wow I just let sector 7 die" trauma. It's at least enough for him to get vicarious hugs via Cait.
What do we call the awards? The Shinnies? The Lifeys?
That's a tough one. I'm open to suggestions cause all my ideas are falling flat.
They'd be crazy in a different way, like real people shippers.
Oh yeah, those people. Sticking with snake-fuckingly crazy.
Marlene's Barret impersonations are amazing, yes.
I wish Barret could a seen that, his heart would melt and burst simultaneously.
It's pretty undeniable given the scene you get when you do enough of his missions.
Oh yeah.