SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

[Cat on Mars]

We're arguing over who would wear naughtier underwear between Aerith and Tifa? This is all clearly relevant as to who Cloud's waifu truly is.

We haven't even gotten to the good stuff.

I'm talking the size of Tifa, Jessie, Scarlet, Kyrie and Aerith's asses.

Scarlet is the tallest of them so I'm not surprised. Aerith has Hank Hill's ass
Edit:brainfart

 

[Graymouse]

Scarlet is the tallest of them so I'm not surprised. Arith has Frank Hill's ass.

LMAO

 

[Edley]

Hank Hill I gather.

 

[Cat on Mars]

Hank Hill I gather.

D'oh! Fixed it. In my defense, I was distracted by butts.
Glad you got the reference anyway.

 

[looneymoon]

I present my evidence:

and argue my case:

they did my girl dirty on the ass power rankings

(also I was wondering when a sentence containing the words dirty, ass, and power would formulate in this thread)

 

[Cat on Mars]

She lost her ass in the Remake, maybe it's thicc in an alternate timeline.

 

[Strangelove]

in norse mythology odin sacrificed an eye to gain wisdom

so i guess this is how aerith knows so much now

 

[ForceStealer]

dammit hito that was hilarious

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

I had already observed my best girl, Kyrie, enough I could have told you all she's thickest where it countest.

 

[Odysseus]

good talk, lads

 

[Final_Heaven]

good talk, lads

Hey, some of us are gals.

Cloud's ass was in another image that I found. He had a bigger ass than Jessie but smaller than Tifa's.

 

[Graymouse]

We're arguing over who would wear naughtier underwear between Aerith and Tifa? This is all clearly relevant as to who Cloud's waifu truly is.

We haven't even gotten to the good stuff.

I'm talking the size of Tifa, Jessie, Scarlet, Kyrie and Aerith's asses.

I don't think I can ever unsee this moving forward. Aerith's butt looks like a board. Someone feed her some red beans and rice!

 

[Odysseus]

Hey, some of us are gals.

Cloud's ass was in another image that I found. He had a bigger ass than Jessie but smaller than Tifa's.

There was a whole discussion about this in the butt club. It got shockingly heated.

 

[Strangelove]

how can cloud do so many squats and still have an ass like that

 

[Cat on Mars]

^How many squats could he do when he spent years in a Mako-induced coma? Funny how his muscle loss spared his arms and concentrated in the gluteus maximus instead.

Aerith's ass is what in Spain is known as "culo carpeta".


ETA:

in norse mythology odin sacrificed an eye to gain wisdom

so i guess this is how aerith knows so much now

If she sacrificed her rear padding for that she needed that wisdom badly.

So... what did you guys think did Sephiroth lose in return for reading the OG's script?

 

[Strangelove]

i forgot about cloud's past

much like cloud himself

 

[Final_Heaven]

^How many squats could he do when he spent years in a Mako-induced coma? Funny how his muscle loss spared his arms and concentrated in the gluteus maximus instead.

Aerith's ass is what in Spain is known as "culo carpeta".
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ETA:


If she sacrificed her rear padding for that she needed that wisdom badly.

So... what did you guys think did Sephiroth lose in return for reading the OG's script?

He lost the cool build up and a better voice actor.

There was a whole discussion about this in the butt club. It got shockingly heated.

Where do I find this butt club....for research purposes?

 

[Odysseus]

Where do I find this butt club....for research purposes?

ass and you shall receive.

 

[Graymouse]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1263234092109365256

 

[Strangelove]

when can you get that dialogue?

 

[a_apple 2.0]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1263234092109365256

I totally forget that moment, that's really cute

 

[looneymoon]

how can cloud do so many squats and still have an ass like that

his form is awful

whatever they do in the ff7 universe is more like a half a burpee, not a squat

or, as my s/o puts it, "its common knowledge that anime characters don't know how to do a proper squat"

 

[Odysseus]

when can you get that dialogue?

Beginning of chapter 13, on the way to Aerith's house. You can talk to Andrea while passing through Sector 6.

 

[Graymouse]

Beginning of chapter 13, on the way to Aerith's house. You can talk to Andrea while passing through Sector 6.

Would of loved to have Tifa comment or respond to what Andrea said.

 

[minami758]

Would of loved to have Tifa comment or respond to what Andrea said.

I don’t think she would’ve known what they were talking about haha. But the camera is interesting, they make sure to frame her in the shot.