I completely forgot that reading to be honest. I was thinking about those 3 he gave to Cloud at Gold saucer.
Let's talk about those then.
1. "Things are looking up so throw your caution to the wind. Put your trust in others and a last minute twist may pleasantly surprise you"
Cloud is an obvious loner just looking at him, meanwhile Reeve has done much more than glance his way in preparation for this op. A loner throwing caution to the wind by putting trust in others has increased odds of being pleasantly surprised, no? That's less divination and more just knowing the mark.
2. "Watch your belongings. Lucky color: black"
Who stole from the party again? Oh right it was Cait. What does Reeve know Cloud and company are hunting? Men in black robes/Sephiroth. Lucky color: black is like as not just an attention grabber, makes you sound like you've made an actual prediction.
3. "Seek and you are sure to find. But alas, you shall forever lose what you cherish most."
This one I won't poo on so much, and take note that Cait himself seems surprised and concerned after making it. It may be his only accurate prediction in the whole game.
All three readings were spot on.
I disagree, but one outta three ain't awful
The other two are vague enough to slip past and tailored to the mark.
Am I Mike or Tom Servo then?
You feel like Servo to me.
The last actual plot variable in the entire game is Tifa's level of confidence under the highwind based on her Affection Value, and regardless they confirm mutual romantic feelings in that scene officially.
In a way UTH is a microcosm if this. You can change what the middle shows you, but the end results are always the same.
The most important thing.
Nomura likes "engagement." Nojima wasn't people to understand.
Fuse them into Nojimura so we can have both.
Yeah it doesn't make much sense where I'm standing either.
I'd say you're the sniper, I'm on spotter duty. We agree on the view, take the shot.
Some people just don't want to admit they got snookered in any way.
Tis easier to fool folk than to make them admit they've been fooled, even when the one who fooled them is themselves.
It makes things so much simpler.
Wouldn't it be nice.
I mean that's been the usual BS answer since '97 when we learned of the sealed up secret wish. "It's in the past" and all.
Ahhh of course, so nanoseconds are too long then.
Funny how Aerith who was deadwas never in the past. Only Tifa, standing right beside him. Time's funny like that sometimes.
Time is an illusion, after all. Once you realize this, it's easy to see that Tifa is Cloud's past. And present. And future. Tifa is always.
You just want to burn dumb people. It's okay, you can admit it.
I do so admit, lemme just hop over to 2fort and grab my Degreaser and Brigade Helm.
As always, no rush. Just put it at the top of the nameboard.
The household has been informed of my intentions.
Though meeting someone's edgelord navi based off of Sonic.exe would also be hilarious.
That sounds awful in a wonderful way indeed.
He could have been cool if he had any ability to do something with the eaten matter. Like Eat-Man.
He was useful for waste disposal
But yeah Eat-Man remains top dog in this eating contest.
Feel free to watch the rest of our stuff too.
I always feel free
You will not be disappointed I don't think.
Your judgement is usually sound
She had a litter of six, at least, so yeah. All the kittens for everyone. Edge needs mousers.
Gotta protect that precious grain. Also I want one of them to be chubby with an unlikely ginger patch on its head, and Cloud to name it "Bro"
For me it's vibrating my throat to create a stereo effect as I talk.
Nice, that's a difficult technique for most. I'm still trying to figure out how I accomplish my best voice trick, which is voicing a character and his clone-turned-intelligent sword speaking in unison. People at the table flinch, it's great.
She likes to be way up high. She rides on my shoulder and arm like a parrot.
I've had cats like that. And a dachshund, oddly
I do. It's why I call myself Deus Admiral. Those were insults I repurposed.
Own it.
Bad Anon meetings just wouldn't be the same without Clyde after all.
In this case because there's no other word with a meaning as specific as canon, I feel we ought to be more precise with it than normal. Don't want another literally on our hands, after all.
I refuse to embrace the use of literally to mean figuratively. I'm a crotchety old man now and I will die on this hill forever. So again, I agree, I just wanna encourage folks to be clear with how they use all the words.
He's a handy narrative shorthand for "Cloud is a family man now." I'd actually like for there to be more for him to do. I guess Nojima agreed which is why he wrote Episode Denzel.
I wish Cloud and Tifa were training that kid. It's a dangerous world out there after all. Plus if he's trained world's best swordsman Cloud and world's best martial artist Tifa may end up fighting a bit like Zack, that'd be nice.
I mean, I do suspect it's purely to drive a wedge in to pretend there's space for a C/A conclusion and then insist on that conclusion because we "can't say for sure" etc. etc. etc. Clerith of the gaps and all.
Sounds right.
I'll think about it.
Orphan battles in the streets to determine who rules the city, maybe?
See, it's fucked up no matter how you slice it. I could absolutely see two "orphanages" that really exist for gang war recruiting or out fights in this game world, maybe in Sector 5. But not run by Tifa or Cloud. Them I see rescuing fuckin' orphans and killing the proprietors.
Laugh at them a bit too, for good measure.
Agreed, a jolly and full belly laugh.
A beacon of truth and honestly, WacDonald's is.
I still have a hard time believing that mess of claims even happened. Just, ffs why?
It was darkly hilarious to see them turn on translators who were formerly totally trustworthy in their eyes because a translation came out "Cloti."
It doesn't mean what I want it to mean?! How can this be?! It must be lies you filthy Cloti heretic! BURN THE HERETIC IN AERITH'S NAME!!!!!
That about right?
On at least one occasion they were caught using Hitoshura's translation with one word changed. It was either a crisis core keyword or a character profile, I think.
That's fucked up, Hito worked hard on that shit. People shouldn't fuck with anyone's work of course, but seriously back off Hito ya dicks.
There were also instances of just making complete bullshit up like Koi SPACE Bito which means something completely different to Koibtio.
Ahhh yes, the old "let's hope no one understands how Japanese works" defense.
I can start with the quote from 2000 gil to be a hero then.
Looking forward to seeing the new SSL24.
When people are making her to be a saintly messianic figure, I'm gonna mock them for it, simple as.
I never could conceive the sassy slum girl being made out this way. Though to be fair, that's not too different from many actual saints.
They say the same about several couples who get married in the end!
It remains silly.
But they're all very vague, is my point.
Vague and easily seen as preconceived and self-serving.
All of these lack a lot of detail. You could make the case that these are all ironic, in that for example, putting your trust in Cait gives a last minute twist of betrayal, the Black Materia is decidedly unlucky, etc.
There is that too.