LTD, round 3: This time, we settle it with Jello Wrestling

[The Twilight Mexican]

FYI I was wrong, the official timeline does not mention Cloud and Tifa sharing their feelings for one another.

So yeah there goes that argument.
Why didn't one of you tell me sooner?

I assumed you were talking about the story summary from the U20 Scenario guide, which does go with the high affection version.

 

[Ryushikaze]

I assumed you were talking about the story summary from the U20 Scenario guide, which does go with the high affection version.

Ditto here, adding in the UO playback section.

 

[Dashell]

So by saying official timeline, you guys both thought i meant something completely different?

 

[Ryushikaze]

Considering their isn't a single official timeline, but at least four overlapping ones, we didn't realize you were referring to the one aggregated here.

 

[Dashell]

oh well, the point still stands as, as you said, it's like in 10 other timelines. But I did mean this one if anyone is interested:
http://thelifestream.net/final-fantasy-vii/107/complete-timeline-of-the-compilation-of-ffvii/

 

[Madame Mayor]

lulz @ front page fail.

I despise love when people think they dictate canon. When did that word's meaning get so altered to the point that every idiot on the internet thinks it means that?

Kind of hard to argue canon when the other side doesn't bloody know what the word even means.

 

[Vendel]

lulz @ front page fail.

I despise love when people think they dictate canon. When did that word's meaning get so altered to the point that every idiot on the internet thinks it means that?

Kind of hard to argue canon when the other side doesn't bloody know what the word even means.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Wait wait wait. Zidane and Garnet are 'almost but not quite' canon? What crack is this person smoking? He grabbed her ass and they share several meaningful hugs. I'm not even sure I WANT to know their definition of canon if that just means they're pretty good friends.

Platonic grabass my frosted butt.

 

[looneymoon]

Wait wait wait. Zidane and Garnet are 'almost but not quite' canon? What crack is this person smoking? He grabbed her ass and they share several meaningful hugs. I'm not even sure I WANT to know their definition of canon if that just means they're pretty good friends.

Platonic grabass my frosted butt.

Who said this? Don't make me want to cut a bitch.

... I'm very protective over my favourite FF main couple.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Who said this? Don't make me want to cut a bitch.

... I'm very protective over my favourite FF main couple.

Someone on the front page. Same was said about Beatrix and Steiner. I'm... I'm not even sure how to feel about that. :|

No, I do have problems with quite a few of the other pairings on that page, actually. Squall and Rinoa is canon, it has been said, as has Tidus and Yuna. However, Ingus and Sara? Not really. There was almost nothing to back it up. Beatrix and Steiner, is almost but not quite canon, and so is Zidane and Garnet. I have nothing to say about the rest. But the point remains that Cloud and Aeris are together on that page too.

 

[Isabella]

Why does this person keep going on about whether Vendel has played the game? Irrelevant and childish. Seriously, I'm so sick of this topic. The debate is over. The few crybabies left can buzz around like gnats and bawww if it makes them feel better, but I don't think everyone else should concern themselves with them.

 

[Winter]

Use Zidane and Garnet as examples of couples that are not canon also being displayed on Ultimania page

>Zidane and Garnet
>not canon
>wat

 

[Isabella]

Thanks for that LV. I needed a laugh today.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

It makes me quietly rage because ZidaneGarnet is like my secondary Final Fantasy OTP (behind FangVanille, of course), and the game makes it so goddamn canon. Either you haven't played the game, or your definition of 'canon' means something drastically different than how most understand it. (Like 'a pair of people who are in the circus and enjoy throwing pies at one another')

 

[Isabella]

I understand being frustrated with the stupid. But just remember, the more you argue with them the more validation you give them.

 

[Madame Mayor]

Why does this person keep going on about whether Vendel has played the game? Irrelevant and childish.

Kind of reminds me of Shroudy tactics now that I think about it.

 

[Eerie]

@Ryu:

The U20 itself is telling us that the other version doesn’t count. That the option isn’t there any more. Only the ‘high’ version of the scene is listed, and it is listed as being only of only four ‘important scenes’ of Final Fantasy seven worth mentioning. And the high version itself is the one that more logically flows into the rest of the compilation, what with Cloud and Tifa moving in together, and their having a future together etc. etc. etc.

Uh, only 4 important scenes from FFVII? *blinks* Or are you talking about something else? *iz lost D:*

Also:

Tifa see Cloud more as a son

Hahahaha. I knew Japan was into incest.

Also, I'm thinking making short replies with catch up lines work better. Some people don't read everything.

 

[Madame Mayor]

In the FFVII "Important Scenes" section of the U20, the highwind scene is one of them. The date is another I believe, and I don't recall what the other two are.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

Been gone for a few days, and come back to the same ole butthurting wankfest and snark.

**happy sigh**

Man, I love you guys.

 

[Zee]

Use Zidane and Garnet as examples of couples that are not canon also being displayed on Ultimania page

 

[Winter]

this is why i texted you

I KNEW YOU WOULD RAGE

it's okay bb it's okay

 

[Zee]

Do not fuck with my OTP, man. >:C

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I'm just wondering what IS supposed to be canon if ZidanexGarnet isn't. ZidanexEiko? Then you're a sick fuck. GarnetxKuja? KujaxZidane? You really can't put something else there that has more evidence than those two. :\

 

[Winter]

ZidanexEiko

I haven't even played the game (IX and XII are my exceptions, sorry bros I suck, will get around to it soon) but OH GOD MAKE IT STOP 20 LEVELS OF NO

 

[Splintered]

No, I do have problems with quite a few of the other pairings on that page, actually. Squall and Rinoa is canon, it has been said, as has Tidus and Yuna. However, Ingus and Sara? Not really. There was almost nothing to back it up. Beatrix and Steiner, is almost but not quite canon, and so is Zidane and Garnet. I have nothing to say about the rest. But the point remains that Cloud and Aeris are together on that page too.

Steiner and Beatrix? Zidane and Garnet!????

It's "almost but not quite" canon like the way 1+1 almost but not quite equals 2 until your math teacher tells you. Because Square Enix knows there is no way the player has any sort of story comprehension and must be spoonfed canon directly.