LTD, round 3: This time, we settle it with Jello Wrestling

[Strangelove]

I'm sure I voted in that SE Members thing but don't remember what for now I don't think it was anything FFVII because I've got to stay ~neutral~ about that.

Then they moved site and I can't figure out how to transfer all my reward points over

 

[Ryushikaze]

I think I've seen maybe one or two extremely uninformed people claim that Denzel is the actual child of Cloud and Aerith. I did not know Aerith could reproduce like a bunny and make a kid with a dude she only knew for two weeks!

Not only that, but the kid is six years too old.

If Denzel was their kid, she'd have had to concieve him by magic when SHE met Zack and Cloud was on the water tower.

 

[Dashell]

Let us not forget that totally fake smile Cloud gives Tifa to placate her. Because that is completely within Cloud's character. Fake smiles.

I think the smile he had at the end of ACC was fake... he just wanted Aerith to GTFO so he smiled and she finally left. FINALLY he's with his troo luv ...


Zack

I don't think it's a coincidence either. But people have told me Cloud left after because he all of a sudden caught Geostigma. Riiiight.

... people like Square Enix?
Oh that's right they don't count. It's simply a contradiction when SE says stuff that they don't like.

 

[Dashell]

Don't forget the C/T argument that C/T folks never seem to use and which begs the C/A question anyways.

Guys I'm not positive on this but Rob and I are like 90% sure a Cloti started the Centralia mine fire. It was 1962 but Cloti is just that evil.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Guys I'm not positive on this but Rob and I are like 90% sure a Cloti started the Centralia mine fire. It was 1962 but Cloti is just that evil.

I only know of this because of the Silent Hill movie and that makes me depressed.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Mommy?

Dr. Scott?!

 

[Dashell]

Guys I'm not positive on this but Rob and I are like 90% sure a Cloti started the Centralia mine fire. It was 1962 but Cloti is just that evil.

How many of you even know what this is? Just curious.

 

[Vendel]

Hey guys (and gals) where are all the quotes about Tifa and Barret realizing their feelings for each other and living together during FFVII? Because we all know that can't possibly be romantic if worded like that for C/T. Thusly we should have penalty of those type quotes for T/B or anyone for that matter.

 

[Dashell]

... not following O_o

EDIT:

OOOOOOH I get it... but Barret and Tifa aren't living together and even FFG acknowledged this.

 

[Vendel]

OOOOOOH I get it... but Barret and Tifa aren't living together and even FFG acknowledged this.

But they did at one point. And they are just friends. Like Cloud and Tifa. So why don't we have a bunch of similar quotes about Barret and Tifa?

I have looked but I can't seem to find them.

 

[Dashell]

And Shelk is living there too... it's not romantic so there must be quotes for and Tifa...

hmm that's kinda hot actually.

 

[Vendel]

And Shelk is living there too...

 

[Dashell]

I don't have a response to that... so here's a duck in sunglasses:

 

[Edley]

 

[Dashell]

"The sinking of the Titanic, the Chicago fire, Pearl Harbor... we're not saying Cloti did this but... it doesn't make you wonder doesn't it?"

 

[Tennyo]

That's kind of lame, but in a way that makes me giggle.

But maybe I'm just tired.

QUEX GO TO BE IT'S 4AM! D:<

 

[Isabella]

You know, if you follow the LTD long enough you'll eventually cross the snark threshold. I think Quex is there.

 

[Dashell]

I know you are but what am I?

 

[Ryushikaze]

"The sinking of the Titanic, the Chicago fire, Pearl Harbor... we're not saying Cloti did this but... it doesn't make you wonder doesn't it?"

Yes, yes, and it couldn't possibly have because japanese people did that and all japanese people are cleriths. It's the one true canon over there dontcha know?

 

[Dashell]

No, statics show Japanese people are Zerith these days

So we have the Clotis responsible for two and the Zeriths for another.

Why can't the world be like all Cleriths?

 

[Vendel]

Why can't the world be like all Cleriths?

Because sanity still exist.

 

[Dashell]

Since when?

 

[Vendel]

Since when?

Since I exists, sanity must exist.

 

[Strangelove]

"The sinking of the Titanic, the Chicago fire, Pearl Harbor... we're not saying Cloti did this but... it doesn't make you wonder doesn't it?"

I don't know, I'm just asking questions!

No seriously, what's this topic about again?

 

[Isabella]

I think it's about Zack being a womanizing whore and Cloud being an asexual virgin. Something along those lines.