LTD, round 3: This time, we settle it with Jello Wrestling

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[Alessa Gillespie]

Is that from The Mist?

 

[crack]

 

[Shadowfox]

anf if he's going along with her, it's even more odd that he abandons her right after.

Even with all his demands for payment, I don't think Cloud was actually interested in getting paid. It seemed to be all about keeping up with the mercenary charade.

 

[Dashell]

Hot Chick in Church (epitome of every schoolgirl/nun fantasy): Wanna be my bodyguard?
Clusterfuck Dude with Player personality strapped on: Yeeeeah, baby. But it's gonna cost you.
HC: How about I go out with you once.
CFD: **nods, turns and walks awa** Wait... **Turns back** No, no, not like that. I like cock.
HC: **lifts skirt** Problem solved.
CFD: SCORE!


I need more caffeine... **sigh**

I enjoyed that.

BTW question:

I've heard some people say that Cloud wanted to leave Aerith's house to get away from her... but wasn't it because Elmyra told him to?

 

[Ryushikaze]

Even with all his demands for payment, I don't think Cloud was actually interested in getting paid. It seemed to be all about keeping up with the mercenary charade.

Oh, it's entirely posturing for its own sake. It's why it's 'It'll cost you' rather than setting an actual price.

 

[Ryushikaze]

I enjoyed that.

BTW question:

I've heard some people say that Cloud wanted to leave Aerith's house to get away from her... but wasn't it because Elmyra told him to?

That certainly made him able to leave with a Clear conscience, but Cloud was planning on leaving to begin with. 'I have to get back' and all.

 

[Dashell]

Even with all his demands for payment, I don't think Cloud was actually interested in getting paid. It seemed to be all about keeping up with the mercenary charade.

rofl, just now I read "laid" instead of "paid"

 

[Dashell]

... Quex. Two things.
1. The date is still 'The butler did it'
This is before the 'The butler has an airtight alibit!' phase.
2. You can't fucking play 'Aerith's date yes' and 'High highwind no.' It does not work.

Well I'M not playing it, I'm just saying some do and I can kinda see why
But I mean really now with all the evidence now.. yes I agree.

 

[Ryushikaze]

Well I'M not playing it, I'm just saying some do and I can kinda see why

And I can see why Kogoro Mori makes the accusations he does. That does not make his evidence any more real, or less a rush to judgement.

And no, you CAN'T, repeat CAN'T, play date scene not optional and highwind optional, even BEFORE the evidence. Only WITH the evidence can we say date optional/ unimportant date, confirmed high highwind.

But I mean really now with all the evidence now.. yes I agree.

 

[Dashell]

And no, you CAN'T, repeat CAN'T, play date scene not optional and highwind optional, even BEFORE the evidence.

Well no you can't, you're right. but some people who played the game the first time didn't know it's all optional right away. I mean honestly I didn't know the highwind had two versions the first time I played. I thought I was just the date scene I was messing with.

I assume that's how they came to their conclusions. Cause really there's just no other way...
/ end stating the obvious

 

[Fairheartstrife]

I assume that's how they came to their conclusions. Cause really there's just no other way...

Batshit insanity.

/ end stating the obvious

 

[Vendel]

I think it's time for the pinker quote of the day!

He doesn't try to speak to Tifa or try to fix anything. He closes himself off and doesn't reveal his inner thoughts or feelings.

But with Aerith, he opens up his inner feelings and communicates to Aerith what's bothering him. He literally tells Aerith everything that is causing him problems, giving Aerith the opportunity to help him through those problems--and in the end, Cloud and Aerith's bond of undying love is stronger than ever.

So Tifa doesn't understand Cloud, but Aerith does?

Also I am not sure what deep meaningful conversations Cloud and Aerith are having.

 

[Max Caulfield]

It wasn't too bad... then, "and in the end, Cloud and Aerith's bond of undying love is stronger than ever."

 

[Max Caulfield]

Also I am not sure what deep meaningful conversations Cloud and Aerith are having.

The conversations they had in the whiteness/flower fields that consisted of two words.

 

[Dashell]

But with Aerith, he opens up his inner feelings and communicates to Aerith what's bothering him. He literally tells Aerith everything that is causing him problems, giving Aerith the opportunity to help him through those problems

.... odd I don't remember this scene.

 

[Celes Chere]

But with Aerith, he opens up his inner feelings and communicates to Aerith what's bothering him.

Through his fists?! [Temple of the Ancients]
By telling her to go home? [Beginning of the game]
By calling her a slum drunk? [Meeting number 2]
By telling her that Tifa is his girlfriend? [Optional Lulz]

He literally tells Aerith everything that is causing him problems, giving Aerith the opportunity to help him through those problems

Who was it who knew the real Cloud all along, and saved him from going mentally insane for good? Gosh, it's on the tip of my tongue. I recall Cloud telling this person he wanted to start a new life with her, and would be okay as long as she stayed by his side.

Eh, never mind. It's probably not important.

 

[ShuShu]

Through his fists?! [Temple of the Ancients]

Love it how this piece of information is usually lost in pink fluffy translation of epic luv and tragedy.

Who was it who knew the real Cloud all along, and saved him from going mentally insane for good? Gosh, it's on the tip of my tongue. I recall Cloud telling this person he wanted to start a new life with her, and would be okay as long as she stayed by his side.Eh, never mind. It's probably not important.

Whoever it is, it can't be Tifa.

 

[Dashell]

Who was it who knew the real Cloud all along, and saved him from going mentally insane for good? Gosh, it's on the tip of my tongue. I recall Cloud telling this person he wanted to start a new life with her, and would be okay as long as she stayed by his side.

Eh, never mind. It's probably not important.

Aerith, weren't you paying attention?

 

[Son Goku]

I like this "trump card" thing you did. Clever.
Feeding this thread with hilarious Clerith quotes. you`re reallly something!

 

[cReo]

I think it's time for the pinker quote of the day!

He doesn't try to speak to Tifa or try to fix anything. He closes himself off and doesn't reveal his inner thoughts or feelings.

But with Aerith, he opens up his inner feelings and communicates to Aerith what's bothering him. He literally tells Aerith everything that is causing him problems, giving Aerith the opportunity to help him through those problems--and in the end, Cloud and Aerith's bond of undying love is stronger than ever.

So Tifa doesn't understand Cloud, but Aerith does?

Also I am not sure what deep meaningful conversations Cloud and Aerith are having.

of course!.. SE stated that the oh-so-perfect heroine of the Compilation of Final Fantasy 7 is the ONLY woman Cloud ever opened his heart to..... wait...

surely, SE will never let their beloved FF7 Compilation hero open his heart to a clingy-nagging-slutty-big boob-bullying bitch.....

 

[Fairheartstrife]

surely, SE will never let their beloved FF7 Compilation hero open his heart to a clingy-nagging-slutty-big boob-bullying bitch.....

No, just his pants.

 

[Max Caulfield]

No, just his pants.

And he's only living with her and helping take care of the orphans in their home so he can open said pants more often.

 

[Eerie]

Silly, every man would want to do Tifa, did you see just how hot the woman is? But no worries, his heart is with Aerith

 

[Vendel]

Silly, every man would want to do Tifa, did you see just how hot the woman is? But no worries, his heart is with Aerith

Cloud probably closes his eyes during sex. Thinking the whole time "Oh Aerith".

EDIT: On a related note. Does anyone else find it funny how often "C/T don't have kids of their own" argument is popping up now?

A rather large shift from "Cloud would never live with Tifa".