Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: Impressions

Can't stand "real" SHIELD so far, bunch of hypocrites full of shit with no accomplishments to their name yet.
Like, excuse me, did you take out all those Hydra people and Whitehall or were you just sitting on your asses in your shiny carrier playing Galaga all day? 'cause it seems like it was the latter.
Also complaining about too many secrets when you're working for a goddamn spy organization.

Seems like they're powerphobic too.

Skye doing that shockwave was badass. Fuck that guy with the branch in his shoulder anyway. Would've shot her despite being told to use ICERs, the jackass.

Hunter's the man. So, Coulson and him are hiding in...? Please tell me it's actually Tahiti.

Looking forward to Skye meeting more Inhumans and shit.

 

[Ami]

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I totally thought it was Tahiti at the end, how could it not be?

With that shockwave, which was shot brilliantly, I knew Skye would go with that guy in the end.

Really want to see how May's going to get herself out of this.

 

[X-SOLDIER]

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I'm still stuck on the whole, "Why the fuck didn't anyone from Nu!SHIELD even attempt to negotiate with Coulson directly before pulling off all of this dumb coup shit?" but whatever. That tree-branched dude was a cunt and got an appropriately sized splinter, Hunter's a badass, and I'm looking forward to seeing how this new clusterfuck sorts itself out.

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[Tetsujin]

Spoiler

I'm still stuck on the whole, "Why the fuck didn't anyone from Nu!SHIELD even attempt to negotiate with Coulson directly before pulling off all of this dumb coup shit?" but whatever.

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Yeah I mean, Coulson called Gonzalez out on that shit. But apparently having been injected with alien blood means you can't be trusted or even be talked to. (To be fair, Coulson did go nuts almost but still...)

Bobbi seems to be a bit conflicted at least. Of course, she was made a regular cast member recently so it seems to go without saying where she'll end up.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: New episode artwork

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: One of Us

I got this feeling that Jiaying is still alive and Calvin's in for a big surprise.

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Looks like you were right about one thing.

Interesting that Cal knew however. I thought he was all revenge-y about her?

I wonder where they shot the Inhumans hideout scenes. Seems like a nice location...

Anyway. The return of Deathlok. I actually forgot about him! His costume looks a lot better now as well.

The whole thing with Simmons...at first I thought she was up to something and then it seemed like she wasn't and I was very disappointed in her but then she conspired with Fitz after all. Good on you Jemma, you deserve a cookie <3
Also, those sandwiches. God, I feel so hungry right now.

And Coulson teaming up with PsychWard next? Oh sheeet.

Bobbi isn't gonna be with Gonzalez much longer I think. Not if he keeps referring to people like Skye as 'it'.

 

[Tetsujin]

Marvel developing Agents of SHIELD spinoff

Wow, I'm quadruple posting.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Fuck, I need to get caught up in this show. So many spoilers I can't read

 

[Tetsujin]

Yes, do it.

Also,

Spoiler: new episode artwork

 

[X-SOLDIER]

I have the biggest non-stop love/hate relationship with Simmons. I can't handle this show sometimes. It's just so good.




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[Tetsujin]

Right? Simmons' attitude about certain things recently kinda makes me wanna dislike her and then she turns around and does something alright again and I'm just so conflicted.

Fitz is a bro though.

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Although his initial freakout when he discovered Skye had powers was kind of...over the top. At least he came to his senses pretty quickly.

Hunter is a boss, too. Didn't think I'd end up liking him that much.

 

[X-SOLDIER]

100% yes to all of that.




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[Roger]

Finally caught up

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Now, the real SHIELD is obviously dumb and has no right to call himself that but WARd. Seriously Coulson, the last thing you've heard of him is that he murdered his parents in cold blood. Can't reasonably expect resolution after enlisting that monster to fight by your side.

 

[Tetsujin]

Oh shit, Raina is

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a clairvoyant.

 

[Carlie]

^The irony.

I absolutely loved last night's episode "Melinda". The A.V. Club's review sums up pretty well why.

Spoiler: The Real S.H.I.E.L.D.

These guys are really starting to get on my nerves. So this Theta Protocol is why 'real S.H.I.E.L.D.' don't trust Coulson and since he kept it a secret it must be something sinister. Do these people not realize they work for a fucking spy organization? And since Coulson had unknowingly been followed for some time, it justifies him keeping it a secret. Edward James Olmos and Christine Adams are being wasted on this stupid insane troll logic. Olmos could make a kickass Director of SHIELD instead.

Someone explains to Mack for the billion time that the group went to Puerto Rico to destroy the Kree City so it wouldn't fall into HYDRA's hands. To which Mack responds with "but why go there at all?". *facepalm* Mack dude, you're a fucking moron.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: New episode artwork

Eh, not their best one imo.

 

[Ami]

Spoiler: Me at Real S.H.I.E.L.D.

Spoiler: Me at May revelations

That's all I can really say. Let's forget real S.H.I.E.L.D. and commend the writers for an incredibly sad, but brilliant backstory for May.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: family photo

 

[Elessar]

About the May-centric episode...

That was some fucked up shit! I feel so bad for her!

 

[Tetsujin]

Jed Whedon talks about Age of Ultron tie-ins

tl;dr it's not gonna be as big as Cap2 destroying SHIELD.

 

[Carlie]

Good episode and it's actually the first story in the MCU written and directed by two women of color, Monica Owusu-Breen and Karen Gaviola.

Don't remember if it has been posted here already but It was announced that Bobbi and Hunter will headline the in-development S.H.I.E.L.D. spin-off.

 

[Tetsujin]

I don't think that was made official yet or did I miss something?

I hope it's not true to be honest because I'd prefer them to stay part of the SHIELD ensemble.

 

[Tetsujin]

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: Dirty Half Dozen impressions

Damn, Simmons got cold.

Skye's asskicking tracking shot was pretty cool.
Also, comparing Raina to Sonic, lulz

"I'm still happy I shot you" Yeah, Ward ain't getting forgiveness.

Also, Theta protocol...I figured that's what Coulson was up to. =p
Also, teasing a Nick Fury cameo.

And them finding out the location of the scepter, like "See, we're relevant to the MCU! "

Also:

I have a feeling if the series continues for long enough, eventually the Bus will be blown up dramatically.

Called it.

 

[Ami]

Another great episode, I couldn't stop laughing at the Sonic reference.

They mentioned

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the Avengers at the end of the episode, does that mean I need to watch the film now?