Mass Effect Series

[Madame Mayor]

STOP REMINDING ME THAT THEY HATE ME AND MY FISHLUVER SHIP

*largestsadfacepossible*

 

[null]

Look at this, like cheating on the captain... heavy risk... but the priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

The femshep/Garrus relationship was extremely well done imo. But I'm biased. And also because I've seen what they did with the other femshep romances with characters that are ME2 only. ThaneFemShep fans got screwed so hard it was embarrassing, that was my sister's femshep's romance and I was forced to see it. Or lack of it. She didn't even get the achievement.

I'd feel bad for the Jacob/Femshep fans but there are none that I know of.

What I really wanted more than anything was a shep/Samara romance.

yeah jacob was just like 'OMG SHEPARD U WERE GONE FOR SIX MONTHS U EXPECTED ME TO NOT KNOCK UP HOT SCIENTISTS??? THAT IS UNREASONABLE' ok jacob

ok so garrusmance: in me2 i admit, i was pretty disappointed with it cause until the last scene, it was basically like 'WELL GARRUS I DON'T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT HAVING SEX WITH A TURIAN LET'S FUCK' and its only in the very last romance scene that you get how worried he is about being with shepard and how he doesn't want something to go wrong again and that was pretty touching i m o

FAST FORWARD TO ME3: i think a lot of the charm here is just like, even if they don't get a whole ton of romantic interaction (besides turian smooches how does that even work) they just have a lot of little things. arm touches, face papstouches, just little sweet things like that which i liked a lot.

AND PLUS IDK HE SEEMS TO REALLY WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH FEMSHEP idk if this is a standard garrus and liara thing when you romance them but garrus seems to like kids a lot and genuinely wants them so they are one of the few pairing i would be ok with seeing kids (that they adopt) for. and her saying things like 'there's no shepard without vakarian' and '[if i die] you will never be alone [because i will watch over u]' was like

RIP OUT HEART

SMASH ON COUNTER

CRY BECAUSE OF SHIPPER FEELS

 

[Zee]

Spoiler

so i saw that indoctrination theory video


well


fuck


it's a crazy theory and kind of cool i guess but tbh i'm still not convinced destruction is the "right" choice to make

 

[Carlie]

Spoiler

I don't think any of the choices are the right to make and the synthesis one it's just ridiculously stupid IMO.

yeah jacob was just like 'OMG SHEPARD U WERE GONE FOR SIX MONTHS U EXPECTED ME TO NOT KNOCK UP HOT SCIENTISTS??? THAT IS UNREASONABLE' ok jacob

Liara and Ash waited for almost 3 years and this moron is complaining about a few months, I mean srsly.

 

[Hisako]

in the liara-shepard relationship it seems to be more about shepard who keeps pressing the point about babies and liara keeps going "oh u"

 

[Vendel]

in the liara-shepard relationship it seems to be more about shepard who keeps pressing the point about babies and liara keeps going "oh u"

I don't think much pressing needs to be done with Liara. If you are not paying attention you can start a romance with her in ME3 by accident.

 

[Hisako]

Well as in the dialogue seems to keep coming back to babies

as if Shepard is baby-crazy or something

 

[Carlie]

He just wants to have more sex with Liara, the baby thing its just a front cause apparently the only time these people feel the need to have sex is when they've reached the end of their journey and are likely to die.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

He just wants to have more sex with Liara, the baby thing its just a front cause apparently the only time these people feel the need to have sex is when they've reached the end of their journey and are likely to die.

regarding garrusmance and babies

i would like to note he brings up having kids at the end of their romance, but i feel it was less of a desire to have lots of sex with shepard (because lets be honest they're biologically incompatible) and more a desperate hope of seeing shepard when everything was said and done (and having a kawaii turian-human family)

 

[Hisako]

really though it was just bioware trying to establish that the shepard romances were no longer just some pithy afterthought as they were in previous bioware games and actual adult relationships dealing with actual adult things

who'd have thought back in the days of Baldur's Gate that Bioware romances would have become like this

 

[Carlie]

regarding garrusmance and babies

i would like to note he brings up having kids at the end of their romance, but i feel it was less of a desire to have lots of sex with shepard (because lets be honest they're biologically incompatible) and more a desperate hope of seeing shepard when everything was said and done (and having a kawaii turian-human family)

I was joking about the sex thing. I actually considered the baby talk with both Liara and Garrus as an indication of a serious relationship with them and I agree with you about Garrus. I also think seeing Garrus and femshep raising some krogan babies or something would've been adorable.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I was joking about the sex thing. I actually considered the baby talk with both Liara and Garrus as an indication of a serious relationship with them and I agree with you about Garrus. I also think seeing Garrus and femshep raising some krogan babies or something would've been adorable.

Spoiler: good end

 

[Hisako]

lol i bet you have a library of these things

or a dA folder of favorites

 

[Super Mario]

Whoah.. Did they adopt a krogan?


I am so happy... ; _ ;

 

[null]

Whoah.. Did they adopt a krogan?

Hopefully they adopted.

Otherwise implications... unpleasant.

 

[Zee]

aki : garrus/shep :: zee : liara/shep


I WAS PROMISED LITTLE BLUE CHILDREN

 

[Carlie]

Spoiler: good end

Would it had killed Bioware to give us something like that for the golden ending (which never happened) or something?

I WAS PROMISED LITTLE BLUE CHILDREN

I picture them on a park, their little girl digging in the grass for ruins while Shep and Liara happily watched from a bench.

 

[Max Payne]

DOH HO HO

Looks like me and keen were right

so, the Mass Effect 3 Rebellion Expansion Pack DLC for multiplayer has popped up on the PSN Store. The description for the DLC pack is as follows:

The Rebellion Multiplayer Expansion opens two new fronts against the Reapers: Firebase Jade’s jungle reservoir and Firebase Goddess on Thessia. In-game reinforcement packs now include three new weapons as well as equipment, consumables, and six new classes: Quarian Engineer and Infiltrator, Vorcha Soldier and Sentinel, Phoenix Adept and Vanguard. The battle continues – hold the line!

Looks like ME3 Multiplayer will be getting two new maps, three new weapons, as well as new equipment and consumables; Also SIX new classes which will bring Vorcha and Phoenix as playable characters!

Nothing on the page indicates whether it will be a free DLC like Resurgence. Nonetheless i am equally excited for more ME3 content!

http://thegamerplex.com/temp/next-dlc-pack-for-mass-effect-3-shows-up-in-asian-psn-store/

What the fuck is a Phoenix Adept/Vanguard?!

 

[Joker]

I had an idea

and that was to replace the Quarian Engineer and Infiltrator with

a Quarian Engineer and Infiltrator

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

phoenix adept?

?

 

[Max Payne]

I had an idea

and that was to replace the Quarian Engineer and Infiltrator with

a Quarian Engineer and Infiltrator

probably the rumored males

 

[Hisako]

yeah wtf is Phoenix

 

[null]

Anyone up for multiplayer this weekend?

 

[Max Payne]

http://blog.bioware.com/2012/05/24/mass-effect-3-rebellion-pack/

Reinforcements are being deployed to all N7 forces, bringing out some heavy hitters thanks to the new Mass Effect 3 Rebellion DLC Pack! Arriving on Xbox Live, the PlayStation Network and PC on Tuesday, May 29 (Wednesday, May 30 on the PSN in Europe), the Mass Effect 3 Rebellion Pack will be bringing you more gear, more weapons, more maps, and more kits, available at no additional cost for anyone who redeemed an Online Pass for Mass Effect 3 on PC, PS3 or Xbox 360.


The Rebellion Multiplayer Expansion opens two new fronts against the Reapers: Firebase Jade’s jungle reservoir and Firebase Goddess on Thessia. In-game reinforcement packs now include three new weapons (Reegar Carbine, Krysae Sniper Rifle, Cerberus Harrier) as well as equipment, consumables, and six new characters from species that have lost lives or whole planets to the Reapers: Quarian Engineer and Infiltrator, Vorcha Soldier and Sentinel, Ex-Cerberus Adept and Vanguard. The battle continues!

NEW CHARACTERS
Vorcha Soldier

Thanks to their unique physiology and their Bloodlust ability, the Vorcha are joining the fight and are perfectly suited for the utilitarian soldier kit.
Vorcha Sentinel

The innate aggressiveness found within the Vorcha make them shockingly durable combatants, and when coupled with their Flamer skill, the Vorcha sentinel is a force to be reckoned with.
Male Quarian Engineer

Quarians have spent centuries at perpetual salvage and ship repair; the survival of their species depends on this technical expertise. When bringing the new Arc Grenade to the fray, the Quarians prove their prowess as effective engineers on the battlefield.
Male Quarian Infiltrator

The Male Quarian Infiltrator must actively rely on stealth while in the heat of battle, and when they make use of their Tactical Scan ability, they quickly prove their mettle while continuously dishing out the pain.
Ex-Cerberus Vanguard

When the Illusive Man turned to indoctrination in order to ensure the loyalty of his troops, many Cerberus operatives defected and joined the Alliance in order to stop the Reapers. Now that we’re on the same team, Ex-Cerberus Vanguards (along with their new Lash attack) are quickly proving their worth.
Ex-Cerberus Adept

A result of the Illusive Man’s early experiments in enhanced human physiology, Ex-Cerberus subjects are highly skilled combat and biotics specialists. As a result, Ex-Cerberus Adepts can lay waste to the enemy with their Smash and Singularity powers.

NEW MAPS

Firebase Jade – Surrounded by huge waterfalls, Firebase Jade overlooks an ancient reservoir built by the salarians centuries ago. Set up strategic chokepoints inside the base’s main buildings to get the jump on your enemy, and work with your team to meticulously clear each room to achieve victory.
Firebase Goddess – Nestled in the epicenter of a Thessian metropolis, Firebase Goddess is one of the last strongholds of asari resistance against the Reapers. With its circular layout, Firebase Goddess is a tough location to control. This arena combines heavy cover and elevated firing positions, so stay light on your feet.

NEW WEAPONS

Cerberus Harrier Assault Rifle – These Cerberus-modified Mattock rifles are fully automatic. Cerberus gunsmiths reined in the recoil issues, resulting in a gun that stay on target, but delivers slightly less punch per round than a standard Mattock. As such, the weapon is typically utilized by Cerberus’ elite troopers, who train constantly to make every burst count.
Reegar Carbine Shotgun – This electrical weapon improves upon the arc pistol’s design by generating a sustained current on its target. This weapon is named for the Quarian Reegar family, whose marines have served valiantly against the Geth.
Krysae Sniper Rifle – This Turian antimaterial rifle is modified to kill Reaper enemies. The Krysae’s scope uses a rangefinder that adjusts to keep the target in proper proportion to the shooter, which comes in useful when the sniper is forced into close range. Its specialized ammunition is both armor-piercing and explosive. In a desperate move, the Turians released its specifications over the extranet so that nearly anyone with a fabricator could manufacture this weapon to help the war effort.
FAQ
When is the Rebellion Pack available?

The Rebellion Pack is available on May 29 for PlayStation 3 in North America, Xbox 360 and PC worldwide. The pack will be available on May 30 for PlayStation 3 in Europe..
What is included with the Rebellion Pack?

Firebase Jade and Firebase Goddess are available to play on as soon as the Rebellion Pack is downloaded. The new weapons, characters, and equipment are available as rewards inside Reinforcement Packs.
Does each new character come with new abilities?

Yes the new characters will have their own unique abilities and loadouts.
How much does the Rebellion Pack cost to download?

The Rebellion Pack is available at no additional cost to download.
How do I get new characters and weapons from the Rebellion Pack?

The new items in the Rebellion Pack will be available as rewards inside existing Reinforcement Packs. Make sure to look out for promotional packs and weekend challenges for other ways to unlock the content.