MSPA
- Thread starter Winter
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looneymoon
they/them
- AKA
- Rishi
reviving this thrad
As soon as winter break starts I am going to do a Mog-esque homestuck re-read! Hopefully all the newbies here are caught up by then so we can all re-read it together! ;w;
I dunno if I should make a seperate LET'S READ HOMESTUCK thread but I'm probably just gonna do it here because this thread don't get enough love.
I plan to make a total fool of myself because even though I've read the whole thing I sorta just thundered through it without thinking about anything so this re-read is sorta going to be like my first time all over again.
As soon as winter break starts I am going to do a Mog-esque homestuck re-read! Hopefully all the newbies here are caught up by then so we can all re-read it together! ;w;
I dunno if I should make a seperate LET'S READ HOMESTUCK thread but I'm probably just gonna do it here because this thread don't get enough love.
I plan to make a total fool of myself because even though I've read the whole thing I sorta just thundered through it without thinking about anything so this re-read is sorta going to be like my first time all over again.
can jane prototype her kernalsprite with john i think that would be very kawaii
looneymoon
they/them
- AKA
- Rishi
Celes Chere
Banned
- AKA
- Noctis
IM NEARING THE END OF ACT 4 I THINK
I'LL BE CAUGHT UP BY THEN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS ADDICTING AND THAT'S A MARVELOUS IDEA.
also redo the homestuck theme so I can join it ;u;
also I think while reading you should also dress up
ISALOSER
I'LL BE CAUGHT UP BY THEN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS ADDICTING AND THAT'S A MARVELOUS IDEA.
also redo the homestuck theme so I can join it ;u;
also I think while reading you should also dress up
Alessa Gillespie
a letter to my future self
- AKA
- Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
its awfully nippy for my feferi cosplay...
Winter
8ad 8r8k
- AKA
- oddishness, like vines, azula, femshep, winter
ah, you're coming up on hivebent
it's frustrating at first but then turns out gr8 you will like the trolls!
Celes Chere
Banned
- AKA
- Noctis
guys can I name change to Dave
idk but I feel like I should ask permission since someone was turntechGodhead before
I'm on act 5 and he's still my favorite. ;u;
ANDYESIDOLOVETHETROLLS
idk but I feel like I should ask permission since someone was turntechGodhead before
I'm on act 5 and he's still my favorite. ;u;ANDYESIDOLOVETHETROLLS
Celes Chere
Banned
- AKA
- Noctis
I DON'T WANNA FIGHT I WAS JUST ASKING ;u; THERE ARE OTHER CHARACTERS I LIKE HE'S JUST THE BEST<3
so far
I like Dave x Rose, Dave x John, Dave x Vriska, I sort of ship Dave x Jade but idk fine dave x everyone
Vriska x Kanaya
Kanaya x Rose
Karkat x John
Feferi x Vriska
Aradia x Sollux
okay that's all I can think of atm
Tbh I really love Karkat don't judge me
It must be the capslock *nods*
I could name change to him to avoid all fights ~ YEAH I THINK I WILL
O YEA ARADIA IS AWESOME
everyone is awesome ;w;
so far
I like Dave x Rose, Dave x John, Dave x Vriska, I sort of ship Dave x Jade but idk fine dave x everyone
Vriska x Kanaya
Kanaya x Rose
Karkat x John
Feferi x Vriska
Aradia x Sollux
okay that's all I can think of atm
Tbh I really love Karkat don't judge me
It must be the capslock *nods*
I could name change to him to avoid all fights ~ YEAH I THINK I WILL
O YEA ARADIA IS AWESOME
everyone is awesome ;w;
Alessa Gillespie
a letter to my future self
- AKA
- Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
why is fefsol so unpopular i just want to favorite more arts of it but there's only so many cry cry
Celes Chere
Banned
- AKA
- Noctis
I SAID DAVE X EVERYONE.
SO THAT WOULD COUNT.
God damn that is so cute.
Is she really that unpopular though? I don't see why. ;u;
SO THAT WOULD COUNT.
God damn that is so cute.
Is she really that unpopular though? I don't see why. ;u;
looneymoon
they/them
- AKA
- Rishi
Karkat is my best friend he's my little baby and I love him and dsfdfbgdflx
other than Jade he's the CUTEST homestuck character
He gives me a lot of feels
other than Jade he's the CUTEST homestuck character
He gives me a lot of feels
Celes Chere
Banned
- AKA
- Noctis
looneymoon
they/them
- AKA
- Rishi
YES BE ARADIA YES
can we all just be a happy homestuck family forever
can we all just be a happy homestuck family forever
looneymoon
they/them
- AKA
- Rishi
also can this please be an emote
i feel like it is very applicable to TLS
i feel like it is very applicable to TLS
Zee
wangxian married
- AKA
- Zee
do it that's an awesome idea
that way if more people want to hop into homestuck they can and we can all relive the magic of KIDS AND FUN and it's just a very good thread idea yes.
Celes Chere
Banned
- AKA
- Noctis
Omg I just saw Nepeta's shipping wall, rofl.
looneymoon
they/them
- AKA
- Rishi
CRIES DAVESPRITE...
Also I will be starting the LET'S RE-READ HOMESTUCK thread NEXT WEEK!!! I'm just wondering at what pace we should go at? I was thinking making a "checkpoint" every 20-30 posts. There are roughly 4,200 pages so to pick up the pace I think I'll try to make more than one check point a day?
In fact, I might make the thread in the net couple of days to give people a heads up in case anyone wants to join. I want to start the actual reread next friday or saturday though.
Alex
alex is dead
- AKA
- Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
Also double post but lol whatever. I would be so up for this. Having just finished catching up with the whole damn thing, it would be really awesome to go back and reread from the beginning. I imagine there are literally country miles worth of in-jokes, future references, foreshadowing, utterly hilarious sbahj quotes that I missed first time around.
looneymoon
they/them
- AKA
- Rishi
Excellent. I will make the thread sometime later today.
obligatory badgering of: who's your favourite kid/troll, favourite pesterlog, favourite flash, favourite one-liner etc.
obligatory badgering of: who's your favourite kid/troll, favourite pesterlog, favourite flash, favourite one-liner etc.
Celes Chere
Banned
- AKA
- Noctis
Sounds awesome, Rishi. <3 I've finally started to read Act 6. c; Also, do you guys have any favorite quotes? Here are some of mine:
TG: this is the worst shitting thing ive ever seen
TG: its hot as the sizzle side of the steak
TG: anything else is gravy
TG: dont worry about it
EB: why not?
TG: cause i wouldnt give a shit
TG: and hes me
TG:please advise
CG:YOU HAVE ASSASSINATED MY PATIENCE.
CG: WHAT IN THE SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK DO YOU WANT.
CG: HERE IS MY SHIT, AND YET IT REMAINS UNFLIPPED.
CG: KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S ASKING AN AUTISTIC GIRL IN A CAVE TO JOIN HIS TEAM.
CG: AND I'M PROBABLY GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DISGUSTING LIKE APOLOGIZE.
CG: WHAT PART OF INTRIGUING SOCIOLOGICALLY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND.
CG: LOOK I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY.
CG: LIKE OUR HATE FOR EACH OTHER IS SO STRONG IT MUST HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN THE STARS.
FCG: PAST ME IS THE DUMBEST BUCKET OF FESTERING DISCHARGE I EVER FELL ASS BACKWARDS INTO.
CCG: THIS IS WHY IT WOULD NEVER WORK BETWEEN US, MAN.
CCG: BECAUSE YOU ARE A STONE COLD RETARDED FUCKING IDIOT.
CCG: NOT TO MENTION COWARDLY BACKSTABBING MURDERER.
CCG: I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU FOREVER.
CG: I HOPE YOU CAN SUCCEED AS A LEADER WHERE I FAILED MISERABLY.
EB: thanks for all the help. bye, ms. serket!
AG: 8ye, John........
AG: W8.
AG: John what?
EB: Anderson.
AG: Ok. Til next time, Mr. Anderson.
EB: (hehehehehehehehe)
EB: he is a pretty great guy. i am really looking forward to more of his outbursts, especially his first conversation with me, which i am to understand will be legendary.
EB: but karkat is cool, he is angry and funny.
DAVESPRITE: caw caw motherfuckers
and
YOU DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE EAT THE MIND HONEY
TG: this is the worst shitting thing ive ever seen
TG: its hot as the sizzle side of the steak
TG: anything else is gravy
TG: dont worry about it
EB: why not?
TG: cause i wouldnt give a shit
TG: and hes me
TG:please advise
CG:YOU HAVE ASSASSINATED MY PATIENCE.
CG: WHAT IN THE SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK DO YOU WANT.
CG: HERE IS MY SHIT, AND YET IT REMAINS UNFLIPPED.
CG: KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S ASKING AN AUTISTIC GIRL IN A CAVE TO JOIN HIS TEAM.
CG: AND I'M PROBABLY GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DISGUSTING LIKE APOLOGIZE.
CG: WHAT PART OF INTRIGUING SOCIOLOGICALLY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND.
CG: LOOK I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY.
CG: LIKE OUR HATE FOR EACH OTHER IS SO STRONG IT MUST HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN THE STARS.
FCG: PAST ME IS THE DUMBEST BUCKET OF FESTERING DISCHARGE I EVER FELL ASS BACKWARDS INTO.
CCG: THIS IS WHY IT WOULD NEVER WORK BETWEEN US, MAN.
CCG: BECAUSE YOU ARE A STONE COLD RETARDED FUCKING IDIOT.
CCG: NOT TO MENTION COWARDLY BACKSTABBING MURDERER.
CCG: I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU FOREVER.
CG: I HOPE YOU CAN SUCCEED AS A LEADER WHERE I FAILED MISERABLY.
EB: thanks for all the help. bye, ms. serket!
AG: 8ye, John........
AG: W8.
AG: John what?
EB: Anderson.
AG: Ok. Til next time, Mr. Anderson.
EB: (hehehehehehehehe)
EB: he is a pretty great guy. i am really looking forward to more of his outbursts, especially his first conversation with me, which i am to understand will be legendary.
EB: but karkat is cool, he is angry and funny.
DAVESPRITE: caw caw motherfuckers
and
YOU DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE EAT THE MIND HONEY
Alex
alex is dead
- AKA
- Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
EB: you yourself said it was the only hope now.
CG: RIDICULOUS.
CG: I DIDN'T WRIGGLE OUT OF A PUDDLE OF SLIME YESTERDAY.
CG: THAT WAS SEVERAL WEEKS AGO, OK?
EB: heheheh.
CG: I DO NOT THINK YOU APPRECIATE THE GRAVITY OF MY ANTIPATHY, JOHN HUMAN.
EB: egbert.
CG: OK, HUMAN EGBERT.
I don't know precisely why, but the delivery of the line 'Human Egbert' is one of the funniest things in the entire series. I cannot explain it, but it makes me crack up every time I see it ;.;
CG: RIDICULOUS.
CG: I DIDN'T WRIGGLE OUT OF A PUDDLE OF SLIME YESTERDAY.
CG: THAT WAS SEVERAL WEEKS AGO, OK?
EB: heheheh.
CG: I DO NOT THINK YOU APPRECIATE THE GRAVITY OF MY ANTIPATHY, JOHN HUMAN.
EB: egbert.
CG: OK, HUMAN EGBERT.
I don't know precisely why, but the delivery of the line 'Human Egbert' is one of the funniest things in the entire series. I cannot explain it, but it makes me crack up every time I see it ;.;
AT: nOW YOU HAVE BEEN PRIMED FOR THE DIGESTIVE RUINATION THAT'S ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE, aND THE COMPREHENSIVE SOILING OF THE LAUNDRY ENVELOPING YOUR PERSON,
TG: oh my god you type like a tool
AT: yEAHHH,
AT: nOW YOU'RE GETTING IT, wHAT YOU ARE IN FOR,
AT: aRE YOU READY TO BE TROLLLLLED,
AT: wITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR MISERABLE HUMAN CORTEX,
TG: this is so weak im almost getting tired of wasting good material on you guys
TG: its like
TG: youve got nothing
TG: its always one of you sprouting up and ranting about how hard im about to get trolled
TG: with no ensuing substance
TG: you dont even know anything about us
TG: one of you fuckers thought i was a girl
AT: oK, yEAH, bUT,
AT: tHE THING IS, tHAT i DON'T CARE,
AT: aBOUT YOUR ANATOMICAL DETAILS, aND THINGS LIKE THAT,
AT: i KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE,
AT: oR WILL DO, aCTUALLY,
AT: iT'S THE MOST AWFUL THING, tHE WORST YOU CAN EVER DO,
TG: sorry i wouldnt cyber with you dude
TG: in the future or whatever
AT: wHAT, wAIT,
AT: oH,
AT: oK, yOU'RE THE ONE WHO LIKES TO SUBMIT INNUENDO,
TG: human innuendo
AT: yES, hUMAN iNNUENDO,
AT: sORRY FOR THE LACK OF CLARITY,
TG: so at what point in the future am i supposed to look forward to you whipping up this titanic hankerin for my knob
AT: uH,
TG: be honest with me
TG: cause im busy
TG: and i want to know exactly when i got to clear some space in my calendar for when some fuckwit blunders out of a magical phone booth and makes a ballad-inspiring play for my throbbing beef truncheon
AT: sHOULD i BE PERTURBED BY THESE ALLUSIONS,
TG: no man
TG: look
TG: i just need to know when to be there
TG: when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund
TG: i wouldnt want to miss it and cause a paradox or something
TG: itd suck if the universe blew up on account of you missing your window of opportunity to help yourself to a pubescent boy's naked spam porpoise
AT: uHHH,
AT: oK, THIS IS SORT OF STARTING TO UPSET ME,
TG: jesus you are such a shitty troll
AT: i GUESS i'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE,
AT: aND FIND ANOTHER POINT IN TIME TO BOTHER YOU,
AT: wHEN, i GUESS,
AT: yOU ARE MORE EMOTIONALLY SUSCEPTIBLE, aND DON'T HAVE ALL THESE BEES IN YOUR BONNET,
AT: aBOUT YOUR HUMAN SEXUALITY,
TG: oh no
TG: no dude
TG: you sassed me up
TG: we are in THE SHIT now
TG: together
TG: for the long haul
AT: i,
AT: wHAT,
TG: we're motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch
TG: you and me
TG: welcome to nam
TG: now grab my hand and shimmy your soggy ass off that muddy bank before charlie gets the fuckin drop
AT: uHHH, wHO,
AT: wHO'S CHARLIE,
TG: hes the guy whos gonna read our vows
TG: im feeling pretty friggin MATRIMONIAL all a sudden
TG: take a look down by your foot see that little bottle
TG: stomp on that shit like its on fire
TG: noisy ethnic dudes are flipping the fuck out and waving us around on chairs til someone gets hurt
TG: im your 300 pound matronly freight-train
TG: and my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling
AT: oH MY GOD,
TG: bro look in my eyes
TG: that twinkle
TG: that be DEVOTION you herniated pro wrestlers sweaty purple taint
TG: sparklin like a visit from your fairy fuckin godmother
TG: shit be PURE AND TRUE
TG: thats what you see
TG: a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together
TG: radially effevescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine
TG: turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong
TG: this is how we do this
TG: this shits more real than kraft mayo
-- adiosToreador [AT] blocked turntechGodhead [TG] --
TG: oh my god you type like a tool
AT: yEAHHH,
AT: nOW YOU'RE GETTING IT, wHAT YOU ARE IN FOR,
AT: aRE YOU READY TO BE TROLLLLLED,
AT: wITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR MISERABLE HUMAN CORTEX,
TG: this is so weak im almost getting tired of wasting good material on you guys
TG: its like
TG: youve got nothing
TG: its always one of you sprouting up and ranting about how hard im about to get trolled
TG: with no ensuing substance
TG: you dont even know anything about us
TG: one of you fuckers thought i was a girl
AT: oK, yEAH, bUT,
AT: tHE THING IS, tHAT i DON'T CARE,
AT: aBOUT YOUR ANATOMICAL DETAILS, aND THINGS LIKE THAT,
AT: i KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE,
AT: oR WILL DO, aCTUALLY,
AT: iT'S THE MOST AWFUL THING, tHE WORST YOU CAN EVER DO,
TG: sorry i wouldnt cyber with you dude
TG: in the future or whatever
AT: wHAT, wAIT,
AT: oH,
AT: oK, yOU'RE THE ONE WHO LIKES TO SUBMIT INNUENDO,
TG: human innuendo
AT: yES, hUMAN iNNUENDO,
AT: sORRY FOR THE LACK OF CLARITY,
TG: so at what point in the future am i supposed to look forward to you whipping up this titanic hankerin for my knob
AT: uH,
TG: be honest with me
TG: cause im busy
TG: and i want to know exactly when i got to clear some space in my calendar for when some fuckwit blunders out of a magical phone booth and makes a ballad-inspiring play for my throbbing beef truncheon
AT: sHOULD i BE PERTURBED BY THESE ALLUSIONS,
TG: no man
TG: look
TG: i just need to know when to be there
TG: when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund
TG: i wouldnt want to miss it and cause a paradox or something
TG: itd suck if the universe blew up on account of you missing your window of opportunity to help yourself to a pubescent boy's naked spam porpoise
AT: uHHH,
AT: oK, THIS IS SORT OF STARTING TO UPSET ME,
TG: jesus you are such a shitty troll
AT: i GUESS i'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE,
AT: aND FIND ANOTHER POINT IN TIME TO BOTHER YOU,
AT: wHEN, i GUESS,
AT: yOU ARE MORE EMOTIONALLY SUSCEPTIBLE, aND DON'T HAVE ALL THESE BEES IN YOUR BONNET,
AT: aBOUT YOUR HUMAN SEXUALITY,
TG: oh no
TG: no dude
TG: you sassed me up
TG: we are in THE SHIT now
TG: together
TG: for the long haul
AT: i,
AT: wHAT,
TG: we're motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch
TG: you and me
TG: welcome to nam
TG: now grab my hand and shimmy your soggy ass off that muddy bank before charlie gets the fuckin drop
AT: uHHH, wHO,
AT: wHO'S CHARLIE,
TG: hes the guy whos gonna read our vows
TG: im feeling pretty friggin MATRIMONIAL all a sudden
TG: take a look down by your foot see that little bottle
TG: stomp on that shit like its on fire
TG: noisy ethnic dudes are flipping the fuck out and waving us around on chairs til someone gets hurt
TG: im your 300 pound matronly freight-train
TG: and my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling
AT: oH MY GOD,
TG: bro look in my eyes
TG: that twinkle
TG: that be DEVOTION you herniated pro wrestlers sweaty purple taint
TG: sparklin like a visit from your fairy fuckin godmother
TG: shit be PURE AND TRUE
TG: thats what you see
TG: a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together
TG: radially effevescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine
TG: turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong
TG: this is how we do this
TG: this shits more real than kraft mayo
-- adiosToreador [AT] blocked turntechGodhead [TG] --
looneymoon
they/them
- AKA
- Rishi
what the devil fucking dickens everyone is a Homestuck now
ahadhasfbdsjbvdf,bg KIMBLE IS TAVROS CHOKES ON SELF
and Alex being Sollux is really hilarious is my brain, especially considering Tiff as Karkatplease mind me, I just giggled at the laptop battery exchange in the piss me of thread /stalker
sorry I've been lazy guys I will definitely have the thread made before I go to bed tonight (idk when I'll be home, I'm heading across the border for some Christmas shopping
)
ahadhasfbdsjbvdf,bg KIMBLE IS TAVROS CHOKES ON SELF
and Alex being Sollux is really hilarious is my brain, especially considering Tiff as Karkat
sorry I've been lazy guys I will definitely have the thread made before I go to bed tonight (idk when I'll be home, I'm heading across the border for some Christmas shopping
)