The Cult of Kermitu

[Mormz]

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

BURN THE HERETIC!

 

[Tennyo]

All your Kermitu are belong to us.

 

[lithiumkatana17]

Tbh I'm just disappointed in Flare's signature.

When you commit to the Kermitu

This is missing an easy pun. For that reason, I'm out.

Yeah, well you missed several puns last night when we straight talked about the crimes we were kermitting against TLS.

 

[Cthulhu]

THIS CULT IS NOW BANNED FROM TLS

 

[Cacti]

ALL FOR KERMITU, KERMITU FOR ALL

 

[fancy]

YES!!! STAY STRONG TRUE ONES!! KERMITU FORESAW THIS

"And lo! Beware of the one called Cthulhu (the Deciever)

Who would veer you from the path of Kermitu with his words

Streaked in a terrible red!

And the False Ones will crumble under the weight of his fury and might

Whilst the True Ones will rise

With the glow of Kermitu's Light

With a mighty cry of the Deceiver's most loathed words!:

IA! IA! KERMITU FHTAGN!

-Book of Kermitu 2:5654:21

Yeah, well you missed several puns last night when we straight talked about the crimes we were kermitting against TLS.

FUCKING. DEAD.

KERMITU!!

/also okay I'll stop

 

[Flare]

KERMITU WELCOMES ALL HIS CHILDREN. YOU SHALL ALL BE BLESSED FOR TURNING TO HIS VISAGE AND WELCOMING HIS EMBRACE (and mine)

Also we have cookies

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

REJOICE, SISTERS, OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED, FOR HIS HOLINESS KERMITU HAS BEEN IMMORTALIZED AS AN EMOTE!

 

[lithiumkatana17]

WE HAVE BEEN HEARD!!! PRAISE BE TO THE HOLY KERMITU!

 

[Ite]

Hi, I'm an associate member of the Cult of Kermitu. I volunteer on weekends to spread the word but during the weekdays I have to dress professionally so I can't have any visible tattoos.

 

[Joker]

Hmmmm. What is Kermitu's stance on butt stuff? I'm intrigued, but wary. I've fallen in with the wrong crowd before.

 

[fancy]

ASS ALL DAY

- Book of Kermitu 1:1:1

 

[Ghost X]

Interesting creation myth.

 

[Joker]

Do you perhaps have a pamphlet I could peruse?

 

[Flare]

ASS ALL DAY

- Book of Kermitu 1:1:1

EFJKSFG MAJJOAJ FI;JGAIOJGBJ ;

The ass is sacred to us. Some interpret that Kermitu's hand is pointing towards a fine, sacred ass in the scriptures.

 

[demonwolf]

(0_0 )

I think...I'll just slowly back out the door.
Don't mind me.
Just a random pooch passing by.

 

[lithiumkatana17]

JOIN USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Tennyo]

Shh don't scare away the newbies...

 

[Joker]

a sacred ass...

 

[lithiumkatana17]

JOIN US

WE GOT COOKIES N SHIT

 

[Ite]

ASS ALL DAY

- Book of Kermitu 1:1:1

The ass is sacred to us. Some interpret that Kermitu's hand is pointing towards a fine, sacred ass in the scriptures.

I was going to ask which hand, but it is perhaps both. Such is the ineffable mystery of kermitu.

 

[Cacti]

Praise be to the sacred ass

 

[fancy]

One of our most sacred ceremonial prayers involves the utterance of "butt stuff," in fact. And by the blessing of Kermitu, when this prayer is said in congregation, it does not sound like the chanting of "butt stuff" but of "hey gurl."

SCIENCE CANT EXPLAIN IT, ITS A KERMITUS MIRACLE REPENT!!!!

 

[lithiumkatana17]

PRAISE KERMITU, CACTI HAS CONVERTED