The Cult of Kermitu

Mormz

Pro Adventurer
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Dustin
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fancy

pants
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Fancy
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YES!!! STAY STRONG TRUE ONES!! KERMITU FORESAW THIS
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"And lo! Beware of the one called Cthulhu (the Deciever)

Who would veer you from the path of Kermitu with his words

Streaked in a terrible red!

And the False Ones will crumble under the weight of his fury and might

Whilst the True Ones will rise

With the glow of Kermitu's Light

With a mighty cry of the Deceiver's most loathed words!:

IA! IA! KERMITU FHTAGN!

-Book of Kermitu 2:5654:21


Yeah, well you missed several puns last night when we straight talked about the crimes we were kermitting against TLS.
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FUCKING. DEAD.

KERMITU!!
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/also okay I'll stop :okay:
 

Flare

Pro Adventurer
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Flare
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KERMITU WELCOMES ALL HIS CHILDREN. YOU SHALL ALL BE BLESSED FOR TURNING TO HIS VISAGE AND WELCOMING HIS EMBRACE (and mine)
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Also we have cookies
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Ite

Save your valediction (she/her)
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Ite
:kermitu:

Hi, I'm an associate member of the Cult of Kermitu. I volunteer on weekends to spread the word but during the weekdays I have to dress professionally so I can't have any visible tattoos.
 

Joker

We have come to terms
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Godot
Hmmmm. What is Kermitu's stance on butt stuff? I'm intrigued, but wary. I've fallen in with the wrong crowd before.
 

fancy

pants
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Fancy
One of our most sacred ceremonial prayers involves the utterance of "butt stuff," in fact. And by the blessing of Kermitu, when this prayer is said in congregation, it does not sound like the chanting of "butt stuff" but of "hey gurl."

SCIENCE CANT EXPLAIN IT, ITS A KERMITUS MIRACLE REPENT!!!! :kermitu: :kermitu: :kermitu:
 
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