The Final Fantasy VII LTD Thread (Round 4)

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It's you talking crazy. And when Que talks crazy, she has to get the hose.

Now do we need to get the hose and the clamps, or are you gonna be sane again?

Vendel is 0 for 2 on this page. Don't blindly defend him just because he has outstanding taste in metal.

 

[Vendel]

Vendel is 0 for 2 on this page.

Not according to my scorecard.

 

[Dashell]

It's you talking crazy. And when Que talks crazy, she has to get the hose.

YOU SAID SO YOURSELF:

If there was no Compilation of FFVII you could easily say she was a love interest, but no.

I'm agreeing with that. I'm saying in FFVII she was a love interest but she sure as hell ain't anymore. I don't know why people are having such a hard time grasping this.

Now do we need to get the hose and the clamps, or are you gonna be sane again?

If repeating what YOU said is making me insane, I'm going to need the clamps.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Vendel is 0 for 2 on this page. Don't blindly defend him just because he has outstanding taste in metal.

LOL I wasn't, I was just trying to joke with her cause she seemed pissed.

YOU SAID SO YOURSELF:


I'm agreeing with that. I'm saying in FFVII she was a love interest but she sure as hell ain't anymore. I don't know why people are having such a hard time grasping this.


If repeating what YOU said is making me insane, I'm going to need the clamps.

I...I was just kidding. I don't disagree with you at all.

 

[OneWingedDemon]

Ho-kay.

The game allows the player to direct Cloud's actions to a certain extent and later excuses those choices by saying "Jenova" & "mindfuck" so as to make even player choice a cohesive part of the game, not just some isolated time in limbo where you make Cloud do anything and everything that may or may not jive with the story's intent.

This way, if the player makes Cloud do something that by his later (STORY, non-player controlled) behavior would be deemed OOC, the game can excuse that as Cloud acting under the Jenova/mindfuck thing he's got going on.

You can't say: but my fantasy should count for something.

 

[Dashell]

LOL I wasn't, I was just trying to joke with her cause she seemed pissed.



I...I was just kidding. I don't disagree with you at all.

I'm just used to more yelling when it comes from you, sorry

You can't say: but my fantasy should count for something.

So... we're NOT getting the clamps?

 

[Roger]

Isn't Cloud's scene with Tifa under the Highwind effected by the choices you make on Disc 1? Doesn't Cloud end up going "I want to meet [chick I only knew when mind****ed by Jenova] there." and converse with same chick in AC, the events of Disc 1 still made Cloud the man he ended up being.

 

[Strangelove]

Vincent is supposed to look like late twenties, that's old.

wait, seriously?

late 20s?

old?

is that a joke? D:

 

[Roger]

wait, seriously?

late 20s?

old?

is that a joke? D:

In the Yuffie is a decade younger then you are physically, in addition the three decades mentally sense of the word.

 

[Ryushikaze]

It depends on what you believe involving fate and free will and how much of life is pre-destined.

Ask the Ultimania. It is what says Cloud and Aerith meet by accident, but the wheels of fate start turning because of their meeting. AKA, destiny.

I know it says that it just seems like an oxymoron

No. It's not. In fact, it says that their colliding destinies... remain separate destinies. Their respective destinies accidentally collide, and for a short time overlap, but do not entwine.

Yes, we've largely moved on from it, but It needed to be clarified.

 

[Dashell]

Didn't see this before:

Vincent is supposed to look like late twenties, that's old.

Screw you

 

[Tennyo]

Zing!

Cloud's got a whole lot of stereotypically attractive qualities working for him at once. His downtrodden-ness appeals to women's motherly sides (Tifa, Aeris), whereas he's also an incredibly powerful badass that saved the known world (Priscilla, Yuffie), yet still has soft features (The Don, Mukki).

Jack-of-all-trades indeed.

Must. Put. In. Sig.

Well said, my good man, well said.

 

[Vendel]

the events of Disc 1 still made Cloud the man he ended up being.

Not really. Otherwise the LS sequence would have no meaning whatsoever.

 

[Roger]

Screw all you old people, don't take your midlife crisises out on me.

Not really. Otherwise the LS sequence would have no meaning whatsoever.

Was the stuff I said untrue?

 

[Eerie]

Isn't Cloud's scene with Tifa under the Highwind effected by the choices you make on Disc 1? Doesn't Cloud end up going "I want to meet [chick I only knew when mind****ed by Jenova] there." and converse with same chick in AC, the events of Disc 1 still made Cloud the man he ended up being.

Yes, it affects if TIFA likes Cloud enough to bang with him under the Highwind or not XD

 

[Roger]

Yes, it affects if TIFA likes Cloud enough to bang with him under the Highwind or not XD

Tifa is always down for Cloud, that's never been up for debate.

 

[Madame Mayor]

Tifa is always down for Cloud, that's never been up for debate.

Yes, but whether or not she's confident enough, based on his actions towards her, is what affects the highwind scene.

 

[Celes Chere]

FINALLY THE LULZ HAVE RETURNED

Everyone else said what I wanted to say. Especially the part about the hose.

 

[Winter]

Screw all you old people, don't take your midlife crisises out on me.

 

[Zee]

No, Jenova is Cloud on the first disk.

Well now I can rest easy at night knowing everything from Cloud's moronic quotes ("I'LL RAP WITH YOU A WHILE") to his getting into a hot tub with six other men wasn't a part of his own painful awkwardness, it was just a part of Jenova's master plan.

 

[Roger]

Pretty much

"The only time he laughs in FFVII is during a conversation with Aerith at the start of the story, when Jenova is still in control of his consciousness."

That's seriously, how they put it, Cloud doesn't have a sense of humour, Jenova however thought aeriths jokes were hilarious.

 

[Zee]

jenova is officially the most nefarious villain in ff history

 

[Dashell]

How who put it? I didn't know there was an official source like that O_o

 

[Tennyo]

Tifa is always down for Cloud, that's never been up for debate.

Of course not. However, that doesn't change the fact that that the affection values affect Tifa and not Cloud.

Pretty much

"The only time he laughs in FFVII is during a conversation with Aerith at the start of the story, when Jenova is still in control of his consciousness."

That's seriously, how they put it, Cloud doesn't have a sense of humour, Jenova however thought aeriths jokes were hilarious.

Who says this? Are you making it up?

 

[Vendel]

Who says this? Are you making it up?

That would be a hell of a thing to make up.

Compilation Check

Cloud’s Rare Smile.

At the start of FFVII Cloud posed as a “cool ex-SOLDIER”, and kept up a cocky front. After it is revealed that he was never in SOLDIER, and he begins to act like himself, but he still doesn’t show his emotions very much. The only time he laughs in FFVII is during a conversation with Aerith at the start of the story, when Jenova is still in control of his consciousness.

And so on.