The Final Fantasy VII LTD Thread (Round 4)

[Isabella]

She's not pure enough for spirit sex, silly!

And sure. Is there new stuff?

Edit: I've lost my spot on the Top 5 Thanked list. Crap.

 

[Dashell]

No new information but some new translations.

http://killthemongoose.com/ltd/?page_id=282

(haven't finished the site yet, I know it sucks so far)

Edit: I've lost my spot on the Top 5 Thanked list. Crap.

I'll fix that

 

[Isabella]

Wow! Good work. I'll read it more closely this weekend. However, this one jumped out at me. You know, because I'm a perv:

he now holds a huge position (in Tifa)

 

[Dashell]

That wasn't mine BTW, I think it means he holds a huge position in her life. XD

Also wanna know what the best part is.
There's MORE I haven't done

 

[Madame Mayor]

So, I've been, er, occupied for 6 months. Anything new and amazing going on? Any new cryptic pinkness I should know about? I hear there's some new Dissidia game or something?

I think there was also 'we miss her' talk in Faith, but I can't find it now or I'd post to make you feel special.

Missed you. <3

 

[Ryushikaze]

That wasn't mine BTW, I think it means he holds a huge position in her life. XD

No Quex, it canonically means Cloud is hung like a Clydesdale and he has a reserved spot for it inside Tifa.
PROOFZ!1

Also wanna know what the best part is.
There's MORE I haven't done

GET TO VORK!

 

[OneWingedDemon]

omg I come back when bella gets here. IT IS FATE. RED RIBBONS AND STUFF.

 

[null]

It's a crumb from the artist's orange cranberry muffin that he decided to incorporate into the design. You guys really need to stop overanalyzing these things.

IT'S THE MOON. ANALYZE THAT.

On a related note, you're back!

 

[Tifabelle]

he now holds a new position in Tifa

Ilu. Marry me.

Also wanna know what the best part is.
There's MORE I haven't done

Well, wtf are you doing around here. Also, this business about Tifa dying in Cloud's arms? I just, I don't even... Go talk about Vaan. Isn't that what "you" wanted?

No Quex, it canonically means Cloud is hung like a Clydesdale and he has a reserved spot for it inside Tifa.
PROOFZ!1

Yes! It's front page material. Get on it.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

IT'S THE MOON. ANALYZE THAT.

On a related note, you're back!

NO ITS TALI'S HELMET

 

[Zee]

Oh, I'm sorry, do I make you feel inadequate? Well fucking deal with it.

ALSO HI BELLA <3

 

[Fighter]

Welcome back Bella!

 

[Vendel]

So, I've been, er, occupied for 6 months. Anything new and amazing going on? Any new cryptic pinkness I should know about? I hear there's some new Dissidia game or something?

Well, no new red string pink ribbon type things that I can remember.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

No Quex, it canonically means Cloud is hung like a Clydesdale and he has a reserved spot for it inside Tifa.
PROOFZ!1

THIS DISAGREES WITH MY INTERPRETATION THAT CLOUD HAS A SMALL PEEN DUE TO HOJO'S TESTING BUT TIFA LOVES HIM ANYWAY CAUSE SHE ISN'T A HUGE SIZE QUEEN

actually

i want to mention

that i have never cared about the size of my boyfriend's penis ever

in fact, i think it's only guys who feel inadequate because they think they have small peens and try and compensate by saying they have huge dongs.

so to all them men out there who feel sad because their rod is not two feet long and five inches thick: it's okay. if your peen was actually that size, i think only the goatse guy would leik you anyways

 

[Raidou]

wat

 

[Isabella]

Oh hey OWD and nullsy and Fighter and Balth and Zee and all you other crazy old-schoolers!

So are there any mods up in this joint? I asked for a name change like 10 hours ago.

Ryu?

 

[null]

You have to accost them the way those pushy perfume kiosks do to mall patrons.

Also, we have two isabellas now, Highlander style battle to the death y/y?

 

[Winter]

idk about all of this penis talk but

HI ISABELLA IT IS NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK <3

 

[Isabella]

You have to accost them the way those pushy perfume kiosks do to mall patrons.

Also, we have two isabellas now, Highlander style battle to the death y/y?

Only if it's a battle of wits. I blew out my knee. Don't get old kids.

And hey winter!

 

[Splintered]

This thread got more interesting because Isabella is here.

 

[Joker]

1. It's Meteor.
2. Ryu uses big words to impress the ladies. If at first you don't succeed, try on the next generation.
3. This is seriously the most ridiculous thread on the entire forum. What in the SHIT does the FFVII logo (METEOR AND A RANDOM DOT THAT IS LIKELY THE BLACK MATERIA FOR FUCK'S SAKE) have to do with the goddamn pairing?

This is why I never come into the FF parts of the board. -__-

Ed: also, hi Isa, and olol that bird is fukn makin' pasta motherfukers olo

 

[Eerie]

Garrus, that's because the LTD is the thread where we talk about EVERYTHING BUT the LTD I thought everyone knew that ._.

Also, hi bella! We were all missing you. Things went dead and then lulzy and then off topic, as usual. XD So, no you haven't missed much

 

[Isabella]

3. This is seriously the most ridiculous thread on the entire forum. What in the SHIT does the FFVII logo (METEOR AND A RANDOM DOT THAT IS LIKELY THE BLACK MATERIA FOR FUCK'S SAKE) have to do with the goddamn pairing?

People don't care about pairings anymore, do they? LOL
I've decided that the muffin crumb dot is a bit of a Rorschach test. What you see says a lot about you. Me, for example? I'm really hungry.

 

[Dashell]

We're not gonna talk about the dot some more are we? D:

GET TO VORK!

Why don't you come over here and make me?

 

[ForceStealer]

2. Ryu uses big words to impress the ladies. If at first you don't succeed, try on the next generation.

This is why I never come into the FF parts of the board. -__-

Well that's not really fair