OKAY PEOPLE, ANOTHER TL;DR COMING YOUR WAY. MY EYES ARE RESTED, AND MY FINGERS ARE JITTERY. GET READY FOR SOME NONSENSE.
And some of it probably won't make sense, as I came up with thoughts while reading the thread but may have forgotten them by now. I have such short term memory loss shit.
That's sad though. Kain, Rosa, and Cecil didn't need it. Celes and Locke didn't. Tidus and Yuna didn't. And neither did Garnet and Zidane.
Hell, Tidus and Yuna don't say "I love you" one time at all in the game, but it's pretty damn obvious "HAY GUIZ! TIDUS AND YUNA WANNA FUCK AND MAKE PYREFLY FAYTH BABIES!!11"
Why can't that level of sophistication and understanding be applied to FFVII?
I can't attest to any of the other couples because I haven't played the games. But as far as Tidus and Yuna goes, they do exchange 'I love you's'. Well, Yuna at least tells him anyway and then Tidus gets that devastated look on his face like "wtf tell me now?!" and then goes and hugs her. d'aww.
Plus Tidus and Yuna at least shared a kiss. For 17 year old's that's further than 20 year old's Cloud and Tifa made it anyway.
PWNED
So? You can flirt with Rikku, Lulu, and Auron in FFX.
And depending on who you flirt with, you'll get an interesting and intimate sequence with one of the characters in Macalania while you ride the snow mobiles.
I had Lulu. But I wouldn't say it was intimate conversation.
Sweet God, the bullshit in this thread is stifling.
And the fun begins
So because she wears a skirt and a shirt....its an outfit not meant to save the world? Right. So I guess a woman's not allowed to look sexy and confident but a guy like Sephiroth can gallivant in a Shinra sponsored bondage outfit and flash his chest and beautifully shampooed hair while trying to destroy the world. Gotcha.
A skirt that shows her panties.
And Yes, Aerith's dress is unbuttoned nearly that high too, I'm well aware of that. I'm also bothered that Tifa doesn't wear a bra, or at least gives the illusion she doesn't anyway as artwork/figures constantly show as if she just came out of a wet t shirt contest.
But don't even get me STARTED on Sephiroth. All that leather when running around can NOT be comfortable.
Can you please get the fuck out of the Victorian age, please? FFS, people in reality wear much worst. She dressed sexy for the man she was happy to see. How the hell is that abnormal? Are you Catholic or something? What bad message? That teenagers care about their looks when they're young and in love?
No.
If you knew me at all you'd know Radical Feminism is my thing, and while I give props for Tifa for being her own woman, I liked her more in AC/C as she was being her own woman wearing tasteful clothes.
And no I'm not Catholic, I'm not the least bit religious actually. Where'd that come from?
Yeah, because fighting to save the world, wondering why the guy she liked was acting like a totally different person, and getting over the trauma of losing her family and village left plenty of opportunity to open up the can of worms of starting a relationship mid-fighting. Does that seriously make sense to you? And you really thought Tifa saw Aerith as competition and waited for her to die to make her move? Did even fucking play FFVII?
Sorry, I feel like I'm on clerith.com or something. This is ridiculous.
Well I mean why not? Isn't that what Cloti is based on? The fact that despite they knew eachother so well an shit, they can just pick up a relationship after a night of wild hot desert plain sex beneath the Highwind?
Yeah, because two adults having sex after realizing their love for each other, before the possible end of the world is such a terrible and sickening message.
It is for a lot off young gamers who play this game. And gamers are getting younger everyday.
To be honest, I thought you were trolling because I didn't think you'd have such rabid Clerith shipper madness ideas. But apparently you truly believe Tifa was happy Aerith died because now she could finally get Cloud to slip her the Buster Sword. That is so fucking backwards it hurts. Tifa felt horrible and depressed over Aerith's death and she'd never want that for her. Aerith and Tifa were friends. Good friends. And she did not see Aerith's death as a chance to finally fucking move in on Cloud. Where the hell did you get such a tasteless, character bashing idea?
It's not just rapid Clerith shipper madness, it's just an honest opinion Celes asked for. And the main ideal of these opinions have stayed with me since I first played VII when I was 12. When I opened the instruction booklet and saw Tifa first thing I thought was "How big are those boobs?" followed shortly by "Is she really a main heroine dressed like that?" Granted with VII's bad graphics it's not all apparent of how Tifa's dressed or offensive that much but it was a bit.
I have to call bullshit, hard. It's not everyday I can confront this batshit bullshit Clerith crap here.
Glad I could make your day. :3
You should. You're the closest thing to a "Destiny-Fulfilled" stormtrooper, so I sunk my fangs into you.
Part of me
hopes thinks you're fucking around but whatever the case, such bizarre assertions and statements had to be addressed.
I'm actually not just fucking around. Crazy, huh?
^This times one-fucking-thousand.
It's such fucking bullshit. Especially when other men AND women wear shit that makes no sense and is clearly aesthetic or sexy. FFS, Sephiroth can wear German fetish gear, but Tifa gets chided over a fucking skirt? Get out of here with that shit.
Hell, look at Nero the Sable. Jesus.
This is where that double standard comes into play. Do guys ever get chided for how many women they sleep with? No. It makes them players. Do women? Yes, it makes them sluts.
So will a guy get chided for how he dresses? No, it makes him cool.
This idea is bullshit but it's been around for decades. And it sucks.
but I didn't vomit blood when I found out Aerith referred to Cloud as a koibito, despite it being surprising.
Was it a fountain of blood?
No, unless some Cleris comes and says:
"Can someone know Cloud better than living inside him, as portrayed in AC/C?"
7 years. But they've only been reunited about two weeks by the start of FFVII.
But two weeks is for true love
Two weeks so obviously gives you enough time to jump into a guy's head and justify your causes for sleeping with him.
I agree that some of her outfits are revealing, and it's a bit shocking given her age at those times, but at best, that only tells us that she lacks shyness/conservativeness (when it comes to her physical appearance anyway). It doesn't tell us anything about her level of sexual promiscuity. I wear revealing outfits sometimes, and I'm just about the most frigid bitch hereabouts
And anyway, "if you've got it, flaunt it" seems to be the motto in FFVII - Aerith flaunts her legs, Sephiroth flaunts his chest, RedXII flaunts his entire body (that slut)...
I can get behind 'If you've got it, flaunt it' because it's certainly not the first time I've heard it. Heck, most anime characters are dressed skankily as well. But I pretty much hold the same opinion for them as I do Tifa.
I guess the main point I forgot to address last night regarding skanky outfits, is how can anyone expect to take you seriously when you dress like that?
Don't even get me started on Red or Cait. VII is full of sluts I tell you.
Actually, I admire her for being able to come out with her feelings at all. I liked someone for 4 years, and never told them (alas for being a frigid bitch
)
It just seemed long and drawn out imo.
NO other thoughts on her mind? The conversation that led up to the (possible) sex (I'm still only about 75% sure that sex under the Highwind occurred) dealt with a variety of thoughts: the upcoming battle, the Lifestream, the stars, etc, even personal philosophy.
"Gee Cloud, those stars sure are sparkly."
"Yeah."
"Wanna do it?"
"Yeah"
Bow chika bow wow
tl;dr: The foremost thought in Tifa's mind was how she could resolve Cloud's problem of not being able to express his love verbally, not how she could get laid so she wouldn't die a virgin.
Again, we don't know she's a virgin. Then again Cloud's probably a virgin, Aerith's a virgin, Sephiroth's a virgin, Lucrecia's a virgin. VII is filled with slutty virgins.
Tifa is obviously a slut. I mean, look at that outfit!
So are
,
, and of course
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Only sluts would dress like that!
Actually when XII-2 came out I thought it odd how Penelo shed half her clothing. Then again I didn't much care for her during XII as it is. She was far too annoyingly useless.
Now I'm probly going to town soon so I'll get back to another 3 pages of random meme crap.