The First Epic LTD of TLS forums

[Dashell]

uh... she probably washed them first... I'd.. think

 

[Ⓐaron]

Incidentally,

Words cannot describe my undying love for you right now.

Then maybe n00dz can?

 

[Dashell]

Not when I'm at Rob's family's house they can't

 

[OneWingedDemon]

V's my bed buddy

EDIT: .....i need to stop posting shit without reading over

 

[Ⓐaron]

Not when I'm at Rob's family's house they can't

That's okay, I can wait

 

[Ⓐaron]

V's my bed buddy

Speaking of which, I've got a bed here that's currently unoccupied if you'd like....

 

[Dashell]

You're going to hold me to this aren't you?

V's my bed buddy

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Probably

and I wish there were pics. Obviously we'll have to take some

 

[Dashell]

Okay guys seriously, you think I'm bad at explaining why Tifa and Cloud didn't have sex under the highwind... well someone said Cloud was a virgin and I asked what they were basing that on... their reply:

I remember reading something about how Cloud's color is blue... and that means love... and Tifa's name is Lockhart... o.O

.... okay... WHAT? XD
Not trying to insult this person or anything but seriously... WHAT?

 

[Isabella]

You'd be a lucky dude, Aaron. OWD = megahottie

uh... she probably washed them first... I'd.. think

Nah, Cloud picked up Tifa's ~stretched~ panties, suggesting they were dirty. Cloud be the dirty one, actually. I wonder if he sniffed before he pocketed.

.... okay... WHAT? XD
Not trying to insult this person or anything but seriously... WHAT?

I, errr, your guess is as good as mine. D:

 

[Strangelove]

I remember reading something about how Cloud's color is blue... and that means love... and Tifa's name is Lockhart... o.O

That explains everything.

Wait, not everything. Nothing.

Was there LSD involved in that answer?

 

[Dashell]

I dunno I just asked her what in the hell she meant XD
It just really made me laugh.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

The first time I had seen that scene, I had no idea they were boinking, but then I wasn't exactly paying attention, since I found the whole thing terribly boring.

On additional playthroughs and some reading up on it, it does seem likely that some sexual activity occured, though I don't know what, since I don't think it was ever stated. Then again, I'm not sure they'd put such a thing in the Ultimania just to say "And in case you wondered, Tifa and Cloud did do the dirty on that fateful day". lol

And I'd do in a field but I'd have to have a blanket under as I do not like the idea of grass getting up my ass. Yes, I'm that...anal.

 

[Frostwave]

Then again, I'm not sure they'd put such a thing in the Ultimania just to say "And in case you wondered, Tifa and Cloud did do the dirty on that fateful day". lol

They should have had Benny write about this instead of Maiden imo.

Preferably fitting his drippy egg yolk simile in there somewhere.

 

[Madame Mayor]

Then again, I'm not sure they'd put such a thing in the Ultimania just to say "And in case you wondered, Tifa and Cloud did do the dirty on that fateful day". lol

The entire scene itself was a "and in case you wondered...". That was kind of the point in the way it was done. I was only 14 when I first saw this scene, still a virgin and all and just learning with my bf about what goes where, but I still got the hint. I remember looking at him and saying, "Did they?" and him shrugging with a grin.

Ya, it could have been just cuddling and whatnot, but the hints they give, the way the scene is set up, end of the world/last night, the reactions afterwards... are all too cliched not to be referencing them having sex.

And I'd do in a field but I'd have to have a blanket under as I do not like the idea of grass getting up my ass.

Outside sex is interesting to say the least. There was this one time by a lighthouse...

Spoiler

lulz did you really think I was going to give details?

... and a few days later we were watching a tv show and saw the same lighthouse being investigated for ghosts on some kid's ghost hunting show. Good times.

 

[I Am Not Me]

V's my bed buddy

Speaking of which, I've got a bed here that's currently unoccupied if you'd like....

ORLY?

They should have had Benny write about this instead of Maiden imo.

And if they wrote that in Aerith's PoV...

The first time I had seen that scene, I had no idea they were boinking, but then I wasn't exactly paying attention, since I found the whole thing terribly boring.

I actually thought that scene was pretty sad. Sadder than when Aerith died, even (but that's just because of the graphics). You know, because of the last time stuff.

I can't really see Cloud and Tifa having sex in a canon sense, no matter how much fanfiction and doujins I read. IDK, they're just so cute as sexy virgins.

The entire scene itself was a "and in case you wondered...". That was kind of the point in the way it was done. I was only 14 when I first saw this scene, still a virgin and all and just learning with my bf about what goes where, but I still got the hint. I remember looking at him and saying, "Did they?" and him shrugging with a grin.

Ya, it could have been just cuddling and whatnot, but the hints they give, the way the scene is set up, end of the world/last night, the reactions afterwards... are all too cliched not to be referencing them having sex.

I must be more innocent than I thought. I feel sad now.

Outside sex is interesting to say the least. There was this one time by a lighthouse...

Spoiler

lulz did you really think I was going to give details?

... and a few days later we were watching a tv show and saw the same lighthouse being investigated for ghosts on some kid's ghost hunting show. Good times.

LOL








And finally we're back to the LTD. YAY. I think. D;

 

[Ryushikaze]

The first time I had seen that scene, I had no idea they were boinking, but then I wasn't exactly paying attention, since I found the whole thing terribly boring.

On additional playthroughs and some reading up on it, it does seem likely that some sexual activity occured, though I don't know what, since I don't think it was ever stated. Then again, I'm not sure they'd put such a thing in the Ultimania just to say "And in case you wondered, Tifa and Cloud did do the dirty on that fateful day". lol

And I'd do in a field but I'd have to have a blanket under as I do not like the idea of grass getting up my ass. Yes, I'm that...anal.

There's a very obvious solution to that grass issue, and it fits right in with your mentioned proclivities.

 

[Celes Chere]

Bah, Anti-Cloti is something else entirely.

Anti Clerith, too. I find the banners that are made to make fun of the Anti banners hilarious, though. xD That "Fight Against Cloti Opression" one is just marvelous, and everything making fun of Koi_Bito is just a great laugh. Anti Clerith seems to be few lately though, at least to me. I see tons of Anti Cloti sites from immature people who feel it's funny to call Tifa something she's quite obviously not, and bitch about how oogly and mean Cloti fans are. Is that seriously an idea of fun? Is it meant to piss Cloti fans off, to start some sort of flame war? Any answers on that one, Drake? =/ Anti Cloti, and Anti Clerith are both just tasteless. I may be completely wrong when I say this, but I believe there is so much Anti Cloti because Cloti fans have no reason to make Anti Banners.

but apparently some Cleriths actually want Cloud to die.

I saw that club at CxA Forums one time... I really hope it's a joke club, because that idea is rather disturbing.

Holy Shit!!!!!!

But lately, they use this clapping emoticon. A LOT.

I wonder if they really clap irl when they read posts. lol.

This made me laugh so hard.
"YAY CLERIFF" :B

^lol. You need the "naggy Tifa" one too. It would be hilarious if you guys actually added those to the list.

LOL please add those. I think that Clerith emote is SO cute though. Though, I like the one with Cloud and Zombie Aerith moar.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

We need an emote of Cloud walking away with Tifa clinging to his ankles. you know because she's so damn naggy and clingy. As is evidence by the game and CoT in particular.

Although I did find the true reason Cloud went looking for Aerith in random flowerfields...

Spoiler

Original FFVII game ending:
Tifa: "Wow. Looks like we won."

Cloud: "..."

Tifa: "So... what do we do now?"

Cloud: "I want to start a new life. With you by my side. I want to be with you."

Tifa: "Uh...You're with me now."

Cloud: "In a way that's different than before..."

Tifa: "... Cloud, we've been over this. I don't do anal."

Cloud: *pout* "Aerith would have."

Tifa: "Well, then go find Aerith, dickhead."

Which is completely inaccurate. She does too...

 

[Dashell]

I saw that club at CxA Forums one time... I really hope it's a joke club, because that idea is rather disturbing.

dfjdskahfkj what? I need to join said club.

 

[KissTheRain]

[QUOTE+FairheartStrife]We need an emote of Cloud walking away with Tifa clinging to his ankles. you know because she's so damn naggy and clingy. [/QUOTE]
Yeah, what an annoying bitch I mean trying to help her dying best friend aka man she has loved for 10 years. Psh, skank...

I can't really see Cloud and Tifa having sex in a canon sense, no matter how much fanfiction and doujins I read.

I don't know emo kid sex can be quite graphic and possible. Just walk through my high school hallways for a day.

Anti Clerith seems to be few lately though, at least to me. I see tons of Anti Cloti sites

I agree, on random adventures of typing in anti Cloti or anti Clerith for the lulz, the anti Cloti clubs were waaaay over the type, when it was more crickets for anti C/A. Okay, okay just a second ago on a trip to photobucket and anti C/T was 98 and C/A was 1. I think I can see the fanbase happening over at photobucket.

I saw that club at CxA Forums one time... I really hope it's a joke club, because that idea is rather disturbing.

According to my observations, it was a a pre AC club, but still I completely disagree. Cloud is our hero and unlike Aerith he couldn't do anything when he was dead. Also that is just such a crappy way to end a story.

 

[Dashell]

I wonder how many Cleriths would commit suicide if Nomura just like one day said Cloti was canon.

 

[Isabella]

Edit: OK, this was in response to a post Quex deleted.

My instinct would be to say none, but then I heard that several MJ fans killed themselves when he died so who really knows? Most of them would be OK with it, I honestly believe. There might be a few that write some nasty hate mail. And many of them would probably argue that Clerith was the intended couple, but that SE just gave in to Cloti pressure or something. Hell, they already do that. Things that to me make the canon obvious they call "bones to appease Cloti fans."

 

[Dashell]

fuck.... sorry Isabella I deleted my post because I though it was dumb XD
But good reply none the less XD

I checked to make sure no one was viewing the thread but I guess you're invisible or something.

 

[Isabella]

I guess you're invisible or something

All good ninjas are.