The First Epic LTD of TLS forums

[Frostwave]

Smilies. FUCK YEAH!

edit: Bella's new avatar = win.

 

[Strangelove]

I was going to thank you for your post, but... .not anymore

But I did it for you ):

 

[Dashell]

... ooooOOOOooohhhh I get it

Okay, thanked
But you better never let me catching you use that word again

 

[Isabella]

I'm curious, Quex ... what DO you think Cloud and Tifa did under the Highwind?

 

[Makoeyes987]

Cloud and Tifa didn't have sex under the Highwind.

...They did a 69.

 

[Dashell]

I believe it's possible that there was some kissing, cuddling, hugging, whispering, tender words... but for them to jump straight into sex just doesn't seem likely to me. I believe Cloud was a virgin at this point and... I'd think for someone to be a virgin and have their first sexual encounter in the middle of a field... that's just not likely.

They're both very shy people... and I think Tifa was so embarrassed because she's shy and didn't want people seeing any of that. Just my two cents.

 

[Isabella]

I see Mako subscribes to the Bill Clinton definition of sex. "My peepee did not penetrate that woman's vajayjay!"

I believe it's possible that there was some kissing, cuddling, hugging, whispering, tender words..

This part I'm cool with.

I believe Cloud was a virgin at this point and... I'd think for someone to be a virgin and have their first sexual encounter in the middle of a field... that's just not likely.

Why not?

They're both very shy people... and I think Tifa was so embarrassed because she's shy and didn't want people seeing any of that. Just my two cents.

Agreed.

 

[Dashell]

Cloud and Tifa didn't have sex under the Highwind.

...They did a 69.

That's it, you made me do it, I'm going to use the Kermit emote.

Mako

 

[Ⓐaron]

:kermit: added

 

[Dashell]

Why not?

Because I'm a shy person like that and... I can't see myself doing it I guess.

:kermit: added

Words cannot describe my undying love for you right now.



YAY!

 

[Makoeyes987]

At the very least, Cloud got a handjob. He probably tried to return the favor to Tifa with some his hands but he's not too up and up on female anatomy and it just ended awkwardly with a "No that's okay" and a cuddle until the sun rose in the distance.

 

[Strangelove]

... ooooOOOOooohhhh I get it

Okay, thanked
But you better never let me catching you use that word again

I can assure you I only used it for irony.

 

[Isabella]

What if it were the last chance you'd have to have sex with a man you loved, and you knew there was no one around?

Mind you, I'm not saying Cloud and Tifa definitely had sex. It may have just been kissing and cuddling. I just find some of the reasons people have for saying it didn't happen to be a bit artificial.

 

[Ryushikaze]

I believe it's possible that there was some kissing, cuddling, hugging, whispering, tender words... but for them to jump straight into sex just doesn't seem likely to me. I believe Cloud was a virgin at this point and... I'd think for someone to be a virgin and have their first sexual encounter in the middle of a field... that's just not likely.

I think they were both virgins before that, and I still think fieldsex is possible. People to strange shit when their emotions boil over. Especially last day of the world emotions and smexing.

They're both very shy people... and I think Tifa was so embarrassed because she's shy and didn't want people seeing any of that. Just my two cents.

Well, yes. The only question is how far 'that' went.

But I like your tentacles.

I know you do, but not everyone is allowed to talk about them in that way.

[tentacles, obviously ]

Ie! Ie! Tentacles!

 

[Dashell]

You know what, honestly? I don't know. I don't have an answer or argument for you. That's a very good one and I can't counter it. I just know myself, there's a very good chance I wouldn't have done it. I possibly would have done other things, but not actually sex... then again I have this amazing fear of getting pregnant so...

All though Mako's post reminds me of that Tifa porn cartoon... I wonder if they were intending the unseen guy to be Cloud.

 

[Makoeyes987]

You don't even want to know where I lost my virginity.

I'll just say abandoned twinkie factories at 2 in the morning can be pretty sexy if you need them to be..

 

[Isabella]

Often when people say they can't see it happening, it's because -- like you -- they wouldn't do it themselves. The obvious problem is two-fold: a) they aren't C/T; and b) they most likely have not been in a similar situation. I don't think field sex is something C/T are likely to engage in on an average day, either.

LOL @ twinkie factory. Did you make use of any leftover twinkies?
I lost mine in a car. With see-through windows that anyone could've seen through OMG

 

[Dashell]

You don't even want to know where I lost my virginity.

I'll just say abandoned twinkie factories at 2 in the morning can be pretty sexy if you need them to be..

The scariest part of this post is I just got dejavu...

Often when people say they can't see it happening, it's because -- like you -- they wouldn't do it themselves. The obvious problem is two-fold: a) they aren't C/T; and b) they most likely have not been in a similar situation. I don't think field sex is something C/T are likely to engage in on an average day, either.

Yeah that's probably it. I'm just a messed up kid, what can I say?

EDIT:
oh my gawd guys are you really going to turn this into "post where you lost your virginity"?

 

[Ryushikaze]

You know what, honestly? I don't know. I don't have an answer or argument for you. That's a very good one and I can't counter it. I just know myself, there's a very good chance I wouldn't have done it. I possibly would have done other things, but not actually sex... then again I have this amazing fear of getting pregnant so...

All though Mako's post reminds me of that Tifa porn cartoon... I wonder if they were intending the unseen guy to be Cloud.

Yes.

You don't even want to know where I lost my virginity.

I'll just say abandoned twinkie factories at 2 in the morning can be pretty sexy if you need them to be..

But let's also say that's not where he lost his virginity. Just where things got started.

Often when people say they can't see it happening, it's because -- like you -- they wouldn't do it themselves. The obvious problem is two-fold: a) they aren't C/T; and b) they most likely have not been in a similar situation. I don't think field sex is something C/T are likely to engage in on an average day, either.

No. Mostly kitchen, bathroom, and bikesex.

LOL @ twinkie factory. Did you make use of any leftover twinkies?
I lost mine in a car. With see-through windows that anyone could've seen through OMG

That tepid, huh?

 

[Strangelove]

You don't even want to know where I lost my virginity.

I'll just say abandoned twinkie factories at 2 in the morning can be pretty sexy if you need them to be..

 

[Isabella]

oh my gawd guys are you really going to turn this into "where did I lose my virginity?"

It's probably one of the last topics we haven't covered in this thread.

That tepid, huh?

I know. I'm embarrassed at how cliche it is. I need to invent a better story.

 

[Dashell]

We need an emote that says "I love you."

Yes.

Cloud has very quiet orgasms in that case

 

[Strangelove]

I'd consider myself a shy person, but I still would do it in a field if I thought there was no one around.

I'm just saying.

As long as there weren't many flowers around. Because I have hay fever D:

 

[Ⓐaron]

man I feel really boring and vanilla, I lost mine in

Spoiler

her bedroom.

Though we did do it on her mum's bed later that week, so at least there's that

 

[OneWingedDemon]

It's a little hard to beat end of the world sex, Bella. Dun feel bad.
At least you got car. I got bed

P.S: What disturbs me is Tifa's tendency to throw already worn underwear back in her drawers.