The Twilight Mexican
Ex-SeeD-ingly good
- AKA
- TresDias
I just see Thorin standing by a waterfall before he goes and gets killed.
Now I'm really realising how it's soon all over. What will I do with my life after this?
Wait for the extended edition and have a 6 film marathon!!!!
Man... if you thought that The Last Goodbye was intense with just the song, the music video will rip your heart out.
X
This is like if the two peasants from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail wrote the screenplay.
I was quite amused by this (Rewritten scene of the dwarves getting captured in Mirkwood)
To quote the top comment:
But the urge to connect the dragon-bothering Thorin to the real world pushed Armitage to new levels of research eccentricity. His interest in Hitler arose because Oakenshield’s bunker mentality, in which he turns on his closest friends, including Bilbo Baggins, reminded him of the Führer’s last days in Berlin. As for Salmond, well, the dwarfs are the SNP of Middle Earth (“They’re fighting for their independence — if there was a referendum the dwarfs would absolutely have voted yes”). Richard III, meanwhile, was our last king to die in battle, as Thorin does in Tolkien’s novel (but not necessarily in the forthcoming final Hobbit film, The Battle of the Five Armies — more of which later).
We can’t go into much detail about the new Hobbit film because Jackson, an infamous last-minute tinkerer, hasn’t finished it yet. Armitage has seen a rough cut, though, and raves about the dramatic structure of the Battle of the Five Armies, in which Thorin’s dwarfs team up with elves and men for an almighty showdown against a horde of goblins. “He’s created an entire movie just with the whole narrative of the battle,” he says. “You can’t just have lots of people fighting — it has to be really coherent.”
So does Thorin pop his clogs? “That’s on the list of things I’m not allowed to talk about, I’m afraid.” What else is on the list? “I’m not allowed to talk about the fifth army — an army of unexpected allies.” In the book they’re eagles — has Jackson embarked on some revisionism? “Well, I can’t talk about that. What we can say is that Thorin is redeemed.”