The most annoying fandom assumptions that make no sense and won't die.

Dashell

SMILE!
AKA
Sonique, Quexinos, Pinkie Pie, Derpy Hooves
If you've played Crisis Core then you'd know she was waiting for him, and he was rushing to get back to her, but because of Cloud's dumbass self. Zack took a bullet for Cloud cause they were i guess friends according to Zack.
Cloud :kermit:

that's all i have to say
 

Glaurung

Forgot the cutesy in my other pants. Sorry.
AKA
Mama Dragon
DAMMIT ALL! SHE DIED TO BE WITH ZACK!! SHE WAS NEVER MEANT FOR CLOUD!

Then Sephiroth was a hero who reunited the two lovebirds! :awesome:

My... people can be dense sometimes.
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
If Aerith died for your sins and the hero of Persona 3 did as well, if they got together would they make super persona crystal dragon materia Jesus?

Also lol at people thinking Aerith knew she was going to die. RLY? RLY?
 

Vossler

Voss da boss bitch
AKA
Nightmare,race driver,steel tormenter
Remember guys, especially you Cloud - Aerith died for your sins. If you don't sin, she died for nothing.
So did Jesus! :P

Aeirth not only died for their sins, but she also saved the lives on the planet.
 

Deus

Banned
Yuffentine is just a fanship like the bajillion of other ones out there....
Don't pick on poor us. We have lots of cool AMVs on YouTube!
Well a lot of them suck but some are nice.
 

Tennyo

Higher Further Faster
The problem isn't that it's a fanship, it's that a lot of people seem to be convinced that it's actually canon. :/
 

Glaurung

Forgot the cutesy in my other pants. Sorry.
AKA
Mama Dragon
The problem isn't that it's a fanship, it's that a lot of people seem to be convinced that it's actually canon. :/

^This. You can create wathever crazy stuff you want, as long as you are still able to tell the difference between fandom and canon.
 

ForceStealer

Double Growth
Kind of true, but at least there is at least some semblance of precedent for that one. The only reason for Yuffie and Vincent pairing were because they were the most prominent AVALANCHE characters in DC and that's it, which is dumb.
 

Smaddy

Green Mage
Kind of true, but at least there is at least some semblance of precedent for that one. The only reason for Yuffie and Vincent pairing were because they were the most prominent AVALANCHE characters in DC and that's it, which is dumb.
Not just that but...
"zomg she saved his life & it was so cuuu~te!"
"and the way he carried her out of the void... aww"
:awesome:
 

Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
AKA
Tim, Ryu
Yuffentine was being shipped well before DoC. And so was Cid/Vin. And the shouting matches between them were categorically stupid.
 

ForceStealer

Double Growth
Not just that but...
"zomg she saved his life & it was so cuuu~te!"
"and the way he carried her out of the void... aww"
:awesome:

Because he didn't carry Shelke out the exact same way :monster:

And besides, how else would he have carried her out? They were comrades, would he have not saved her had he not been zomg dying for her love?
 
Yuffentine was being shipped well before DoC. And so was Cid/Vin. And the shouting matches between them were categorically stupid.

Cid/Vin - the very thought makes me feel ill.

I always thought I must have missed something with the Yuffie/Vincent thing - not had them both in my party at the right time, not prompted the right dialogue, chosen the wrong conversation option, or something, because I just couldn't get where it came from.
 

Strangelove

AI Researcher
AKA
hitoshura
I always thought I must have missed something with the Yuffie/Vincent thing - not had them both in my party at the right time, not prompted the right dialogue, chosen the wrong conversation option, or something, because I just couldn't get where it came from.
They appear in a couple of scene together.

The only basis you need to ship any characters together, regardless as to what happened in those scenes :awesome:
 

NoenGaruth

That Guy With The Midgar Model
AKA
NoenGaruth, Stolz, Blitzwing, Ryoko Asakura, Judge Magister Gabranth, Col. Hans Landa, Itsuki Koizumi, Treize Khushrenada
Well in FF7 there wasn't really any interaction between the two at all, the only thing I can remember is Yuffie calling Vincent's past "Boring story number 1" when the party meets him. From what I always gathered, Yuffentine sprouted simply due to the fact that Yuffie and Vincent are both optional characters, and while people are allowed to have all the crack pairings they like, this one is far from canon as there's simply no basis to it. There was nothing in FF7, nothing in AC, and the stuff in dirge was pretty much 'goes without saying' since as Forcestealer said, they were comrades.

Vincent would have done the same thing even if it had been Tifa, Cloud or even one of the Turks for that matter since that's how Vincent is, he isn't gonna let someone just die. Same goes for Yuffie, if someone she knows is in trouble she'll help them (She may want materia or money afterwards but still...)
 

Loxetta

Pro Adventurer
And the truth comes out: Vincent doesn't have the hots for Yuffie, he's just a Big Damn Apathetic Hero.

Besides, if you aren't into the yaoi angle of shipping, there's really nobody else aside from Lucrecia to pair him up with. Aerith or Tifa would make even less sense than Yuffie, and even that's usually like this: "Well, Cloud's with Tifa, Aerith's dead/with Zack, Elena's wet for Tseng, and Marlene is four. Hmm.... OH HEY, Yuffie's free! We'll put him with her! That'll work! Opposites attract and stuff, right?" followed by "OMG screentime in Dirge! Proof!"
 
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