The most annoying fandom assumptions that make no sense and won't die.

Loxetta

Pro Adventurer
Which didn't stop some people from pairing him with Shelke. :monster: But at least that has a TINY BIT to actually back it up other than "LOL screentime"
 

Glaurung

Forgot the cutesy in my other pants. Sorry.
AKA
Mama Dragon
I see more logic on the Shelke pairing, since that girl had a part of Lucrecia inside her. Maybe some people thought about her as a sort of "reincarnation".

But aside from that, she's got the body of a elven year old girl. Vincent wants his women to be grown up and developed :monster:
 

Loxetta

Pro Adventurer
Not even eleven. Nine. But apparently she's supposed to age now, so maybe Vince can take her out later. :awesome:

Someone tried to tell me a while ago that Genesis and Angeal were half-brothers. Which was not hinted at or mentioned in the game. At all.

...Did I miss something? :monster:
 

Neutron Ronnie

From The Front of Armament
AKA
Powerslave
Someone tried to tell me a while ago that Genesis and Angeal were half-brothers. Which was not hinted at or mentioned in the game. At all.

...Did I miss something? :monster:

There's the Jenova connection, perhaps that's what he or she meant? And more importantly, IIRC, as a fetus Genesis had his DNA spliced with Angeal's mother's Jenovafied genes. Thus, it could be said that they shared two mothers, in a way. :monster:
 

Loxetta

Pro Adventurer
There's the Jenova connection, perhaps that's what he or she meant? And more importantly, IIRC, as a fetus Genesis had his DNA spliced with Angeal's mother's Jenovafied genes. Thus, it could be said that they shared two mothers, in a way. :monster:

...Ooh. I never looked at it that way. Maybe that was what she meant (I hope that's what she meant... If not I may have to resort to factspam.)

Thankyuuu :glomp:
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
Where'd you get that idea? Lucrecia was neither.
I guess I should play DoC, since Lucrecia from FFVII she always seemed rather stable and mature. :monster:
 

The Twilight Mexican

Ex-SeeD-ingly good
AKA
TresDias
I guess I should play DoC, since Lucrecia from FFVII she always seemed rather stable and mature. :monster:

I guess I was addressing the "developed" comment more than anything. The bitch has no ass or hips, and -- other than her height -- little else to distinguish her from Shelke.

In fact, Vince may be trading up. At any rate, the younger one certainly has a more interesting personality.
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
Side note while reading the script:

Waterfall Cave said:
Vincent
"I'm against it! Why experiments on humans!?"
THIS IS WHY SHE COULD NEVER LOVE YOU VINCENT, YOU AND YOUR SHIT GRAMMAR!

And as a side note I still don't like Vincent shipped with anyone. Besides the vampire's conundrum (NOT SAYIN' HE'S A VAMP DUDES JUST THAT HE LIVES FOREVER), he has way too much emotional baggage than any woman deserves to be saddled with.
 

Glaurung

Forgot the cutesy in my other pants. Sorry.
AKA
Mama Dragon
I guess I was addressing the "developed" comment more than anything. The bitch has no ass or hips, and -- other than her height -- little else to distinguish her from Shelke.

In fact, Vince may be trading up. At any rate, the younger one certainly has a more interesting personality.


I was saying "grown up" refering to "adult", and developed to... well, you know. Lucrecia is tall and slender, but still had breasts and hips of an adult woman (if not as generous as they could have been), or that was the impression that her crystal image gave to me. I could be wrong, of course, since I was paying more attention to Vincent :monster:

But you are right about the "younger one". She still hasn't any guilty complex to deal with, wich would be a relief :awesome:
 

The Twilight Mexican

Ex-SeeD-ingly good
AKA
TresDias
THIS IS WHY SHE COULD NEVER LOVE YOU VINCENT, YOU AND YOUR SHIT GRAMMAR!

And the fool still hasn't realized it.

Luna Lovegood said:
And as a side note I still don't like Vincent shipped with anyone. Besides the vampire's conundrum (NOT SAYIN' HE'S A VAMP DUDES JUST THAT HE LIVES FOREVER), he has way too much emotional baggage than any woman deserves to be saddled with.

But, really, so does Shelke. So they can cut each other. That's fucking adorable. I don't care what anybody says.

But you are right about the "younger one". She still hasn't any guilty complex to deal with, wich would be a relief :awesome:

A breath of fresh air, indeed.
 

Celes Chere

Banned
AKA
Noctis
Lucrecia from FFVII she always seemed rather stable and mature.

WOAH, you really do need to play it. Lucrecia and stable do not mix at all, lol. I'm a big fan of her, so I won't jump on the hate bandwagon, but she definitely had her fair share of mental problems.
 

Glaurung

Forgot the cutesy in my other pants. Sorry.
AKA
Mama Dragon
With characters without mental problems, any trauma, any complex, a tragic past, or a lovelife that sucks there wouldn't be any interesting story. Must love those characters :monster:
 

Vossler

Voss da boss bitch
AKA
Nightmare,race driver,steel tormenter
With characters without mental problems, any trauma, any complex, a tragic past, or a lovelife that sucks there wouldn't be any interesting story. Must love those characters :monster:

All the makings of a great video game.
 

Strangelove

AI Researcher
AKA
hitoshura
That's brilliant. She should so send it to Square, they might make a game about it. I'm sure it'll be awesome.

On second thoughts, no. She shouldn't, in case they actually do.
 

Strangelove

AI Researcher
AKA
hitoshura
I didn't read the comments below the first one before, but then I saw mention of a daughter, created through gene splicing.

I hope she really doesn't publish it now.

Also, "with another female's" would suggest that Sephiroth is female as well.

Also, bandwagon:

:worffacepalm:
 

Vossler

Voss da boss bitch
AKA
Nightmare,race driver,steel tormenter
I didn't read the comments below the first one before, but then I saw mention of a daughter, created through gene splicing.

I hope she really doesn't publish it now.

Also, "with another female's" would suggest that Sephiroth is female as well.

Yeah I agree. That would be absolutely disturbing at best.
Sephiroth as a girl. Must be a fantasy of some sorts with her. Look Ma I'm married to Seffiros and he really is a girl!
:crymoar:
That's it right there. Sephiroth is a girl.:joy:
 

Glaurung

Forgot the cutesy in my other pants. Sorry.
AKA
Mama Dragon
I'm guilty of having done a "what-if" fanfict, but the plot-twists this girl makes really disturb me.

It's ok to write alternate stories, but what many fangirls are always trying to do is to shove whatever they invented inside their minds as canon facts. I write crazy things, but at least I can tell the difference between canon and fanfict.

Also: "Hojo actually somehow combined Sephiroth's gene's with another female's and Ta-da a daughter O.o"

:facepalm:
 

Vossler

Voss da boss bitch
AKA
Nightmare,race driver,steel tormenter
I'm guilty of having done a "what-if" fanfict, but the plot-twists this girl makes really disturb me.

It's ok to write alternate stories, but what many fangirls are always trying to do is to shove whatever they invented inside their minds as canon facts. I write crazy things, but at least I can tell the difference between canon and fanfict.

Also: "Hojo actually somehow combined Sephiroth's gene's with another female's and Ta-da a daughter O.o"

:facepalm:

That and there is a difference from being a fan and an obsession. This girl is obviously obsessed with Sephiroth and him being a woman. Scary.:huh:
 

looneymoon

they/them
AKA
Rishi
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Sophia-roth :monster:

This is just reminding me of this weird hentai doujinshi I read where is had female!Cloud x Male!Aerith, Male!Tifa and Sephiroth. It was the only doujinshi I ever read D:
 

Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
AKA
Tim, Ryu
I'm guilty of having done a "what-if" fanfict, but the plot-twists this girl makes really disturb me.

It's ok to write alternate stories, but what many fangirls are always trying to do is to shove whatever they invented inside their minds as canon facts. I write crazy things, but at least I can tell the difference between canon and fanfict.

Also: "Hojo actually somehow combined Sephiroth's gene's with another female's and Ta-da a daughter O.o"

:facepalm:

What-ifs are best done by slightly altering single events, and watching the trousers of time tumble in the dryer from there. Like Cloud's helmet strap breaking at some point during the visit to Nibleheim and Tifa getting a look, or some other inconsequential change that has major differences resulting.
 
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