The most annoying fandom assumptions that make no sense and won't die.

[The Twilight Mexican]

Spoiler

Sophia-roth

I could get behind that.

What-ifs are best done by slightly altering single events, and watching the trousers of time tumble in the dryer from there. Like Cloud's helmet strap breaking at some point during the visit to Nibleheim and Tifa getting a look, or some other inconsequential change that has major differences resulting.

What would we call FFVII's version of "The Nail"? "The Strap"?

 

[Glaurung]

This is just reminding me of this weird hentai doujinshi I read where is had female!Cloud x Male!Aerith, Male!Tifa and Sephiroth. It was the only doujinshi I ever read D:

And it's very unlucky for you that your first doujin was something like that.

What-ifs are best done by slightly altering single events, and watching the trousers of time tumble in the dryer from there. Like Cloud's helmet strap breaking at some point during the visit to Nibleheim and Tifa getting a look, or some other inconsequential change that has major differences resulting.

Or, if you make mayor changes, at least being able to back up said changes with a logical explanation, in addition to have some continuity sense inside the story.

 

[Vossler]

Sophia-roth

This is just reminding me of this weird hentai doujinshi I read where is had female!Cloud x Male!Aerith, Male!Tifa and Sephiroth. It was the only doujinshi I ever read D:

ROFLMFAO!

 

[Smaddy]

Sophia... all I can think of is The Golden Girls...

Cloud has a particularly difficult flashback to his days as an experiment, and Sophia-roth says, "There there hon, let's go in the kitchen and have some cheesecake."

 

[NoenGaruth]

What-ifs are best done by slightly altering single events, and watching the trousers of time tumble in the dryer from there. Like Cloud's helmet strap breaking at some point during the visit to Nibleheim and Tifa getting a look, or some other inconsequential change that has major differences resulting.

Except that ShinRa grunt helmet's don't have straps

 

[Vossler]

Sophia... all I can think of is The Golden Girls...

Cloud has a particularly difficult flashback to his days as an experiment, and Sophia-roth says, "There there hon, let's go in the kitchen and have some cheesecake."

Better yet. Some spaghetti sauce and Panini bread. I don't ever recall seeing Sophia cooking the noodles. Poor Cloud.

 

[Tennyo]

Sophia-roth

This is just reminding me of this weird hentai doujinshi I read where is had female!Cloud x Male!Aerith, Male!Tifa and Sephiroth. It was the only doujinshi I ever read D:

This. I want this. Send it to me. Link me to it. I WANTZ IT PRECIOUS!!!!

 

[Dashell]

I think this was discussed but it just came up again on AIM and I have to rant again. I hate it when people are all pissy about Cloud being "emo" in ACC as if he didn't have the right.

Yeah he only feels responsible for the death of two of his closest friends, tried to redeem himself by curing a disease that his son has that he then contacts and is thus going to die and can't live out his friend's life like he promised.... no reason to be emo, geeze, cheer up

 

[Glaurung]

I think this was discussed but it just came up again on AIM and I have to rant again. I hate it when people are all pissy about Cloud being "emo" in ACC as if he didn't have the right.

Yeah he only feels responsible for the death of two of his closest friends, tried to redeem himself by curing a disease that his son has that he then contacts and is thus going to die and can't live out his friend's life like he promised.... no reason to be emo, geeze, cheer up

It pisses me off how people missuse the therm "emo". Emo is the spoiled brat who is too bored and should think about studying and maturing as a person, instead of just retreating to a corner of his/her bedroom and mope just for the sake of it.

The bad thing is that now "emo" is applied to anyone who feels depressed because is dragging a major trauma or problem, and that most people aren't capable of steping into other's shoes and try to imagine how hard is to survive a friend.

 

[Vossler]

I think this was discussed but it just came up again on AIM and I have to rant again. I hate it when people are all pissy about Cloud being "emo" in ACC as if he didn't have the right.

Yeah he only feels responsible for the death of two of his closest friends, tried to redeem himself by curing a disease that his son has that he then contacts and is thus going to die and can't live out his friend's life like he promised.... no reason to be emo, geeze, cheer up

Who was Cloud's son again?

 

[Loxetta]

Who was Cloud's son again?

She means Denzel.

 

[Tennyo]

Yeah, I think she meant that Denzel kind of becomes like a son, since Cloud and Tifa had kind of taken on the role of raising him and all.

 

[NoenGaruth]

change of topic, but is Tifa doing what I think she is in your avatar Tennyo? XD

 

[Loxetta]

change of topic, but is Tifa doing what I think she is in your avatar Tennyo? XD

Annoying fandom assumtion: Cloud has a penis.

Apparently Tifa believed it too.

 

[Dashell]

That's just ridiculous, clearly Cloud dressed up as a woman because he's has a vagina, DUH!

 

[Tennyo]

change of topic, but is Tifa doing what I think she is in your avatar Tennyo? XD

http://ffwonder.com/ff7sinpai.html

millenia posted it in Faith.

 

[Loxetta]

That's just ridiculous, clearly Cloud dressed up as a woman because he's has a vagina, DUH!

Precisely. S/he was afraid Tifa wouldn't accept the lesbo implications, so s/he agreed with the crossdressing in Wallmarket as a 'test run'. Unfortunately, it was Aerith who got off at the sight of Miss Cloudia instead.

 

[Glaurung]

http://ffwonder.com/ff7sinpai.html

millenia posted it in Faith.

If only I could read japanese I could understand it completely, though I think I can imagine what the conversation is about

 

[Vossler]

If only I could read japanese I could understand it completely, though I think I can imagine what the conversation is about

You and me both. Sounds like from the first page, Tifa is looking for something and it doesn't take a genius to figure that out.

 

[Ryushikaze]

She's actually checking him for his wounds, though there aren't any times he gets stabbed near the crotch, so that might just be an excuse.

 

[Vossler]

By the looks of it, Cloud doesn't appear to be complaining.

 

[ForceStealer]

Cloud needs a belt.

 

[Loxetta]

Elastic waistbands fgj.

 

[Smaddy]

Suspenders plz.

 

[Smaddy]

Thanks to YouTube for this gem o' wisdom:

Referring to Aeris' death...

DAMMIT ALL! SHE DIED TO BE WITH ZACK!! SHE WAS NEVER MEANT FOR CLOUD!

Zach perished before he could give her the life they dreamnt of having. If you've played Crisis Core then you'd know she was waiting for him, and he was rushing to get back to her, but because of Cloud's dumbass self. Zack took a bullet for Cloud cause they were i guess friends according to Zack.