Things that piss you off

[ForceStealer]

jfc university website could you make it possibly any harder to find things

i mean university is already complicated enough without hiding the course catalog in a place that takes half an hour to find

Few xkcds have been more accurate.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

i just worked for 4 hours on a calculus 2 final and i tried to submit my work and it deleted teh work i did on the first problem and all the problems thereafter and i don't know what to do and i emailed the professor and im just so scared and i accidentally delted teh work i did on one of the probelms and im crying so hard that i can't see straight anymore and i don't know what to do and i emailed the professor and i just want him to respond soon because im so scared and i don't know what to do anymore

 

[ForceStealer]

It was 100 degrees today, which was bad enough. But far worse are the freaking stories about how to keep cool and, you know, not die. And it's the most obvious freaking advice imaginable. Any aliens that arrived today officially know we're the biggest idiots ever.

Warning people of the symptoms of heat exhaustion, fine, I guess. Although I don't know how you could have it and not know. But advice like "don't over exert yourself," "stay indoors" and "drink water."

Really?

 

[Max Payne]

Freddy Krueger? Really Boon?

Really?

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

UPS SENDING PACKAGES THAT NEED TO BE REFRIGERATED TO THE OFFICE WITHOUT TELLING ME WITHOUT NOTIFYING ME WITHOUT FUCKING ANYTHING AND NOW THERE'S A POSSIBILITY I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET IT UNTIL NEXT FUCKING TUESDAY THANKS A FUCKING LOT YOU INCOMPETENT SANCTORUM

 

[Octo]

^whats in the packages? Human organs?

I just found a solitary ant in our bathroom. We are on the 4th floor. I'm hoping he's just some sort of pioneer ant, and that he hasn't brought all his buddies with him. I don't want to kill ants! ;_;

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

^whats in the packages? Human organs?

i take syringes that need to be chilled upon arrival 3 times a week and if they don't get chilled immediately they run the risk of going bad and making me sick.

 

[Octo]

Ahh, I put two and two together and made five. I decided that you were studying medicine at university and that you were getting samples for research. I had a whole career planned out for you...and then one of the infected monkeys escaped and that was the end of humanity as we know it. Uh...

 

[Vivi]

I have discovered that I am a horrible caregiver. My brother keeps asking me to get him stuff or help him, and I get cranky. Then I remember that he just had most of his stomach removed.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I accidentally marked the damn forums read. Now I'll have no idea where I left off reading threads. vBulletin should really ask for confirmation before doing that. I don't like that it's right next to the "Today's Posts" link either.

 

[Octo]

Foot cramp!

 

[Alex Strife]

My mother might have brain cancer. She had breast cancer five years ago, and she is currently battling... a second breast cancer.

It... definitely sucks. Treasure your mothers, people. I mean, seriously.

 

[Elisa Maza]

SISTER!!! STOP LISTENING TO "MONSTER HIGH" AGAIN AND AGAIN IN FULL VOLUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT DOESN'T HELP THAT THIS SONG SUCKS, EITHER.

 

[Octo]

My darling husband just said he thinks David Bowies `Heroes' is shit. I want a divorce!

 

[Sprites]

Blocked ears. I have a really, really bad cold on me at moment, its completely knocked me for six because I haven't had a cold in about two years and as a result my ears have become blocked meaning I can hear ok in my left one, but my right is awful, so my head feels really imbalanced at the moment, fun times.

 

[Cookie Monster]

EXCESSIVE FUCKING HEAT.

HAVING TO WORK IN EXCESSIVE FUCKING HEAT.

HAVING TO WORK IN EXCESSIVE FUCKING HEAT WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING.

HAVING TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN TOMORROW.

FUCK YOU, SUMMER.

 

[Joe]

The Horse Racing in Monmouth got cancelled due to 'Excessive heat'.

How friggin' hot was it?

 

[Cookie Monster]

102 where I was working. Heat index was up around 110.

 

[Mantichorus]

Christopher Eccleston is claiming he quit Doctor Who because of onset politics.

Those of you who aren't fans of the series might not get at first why this pisses me off. The moment Eccleston was cast as the Doctor, he told them he would only do the one season, as he didn't want to be associated with what he thought of as a silly kids thing for the rest of his life. Yeah, sounds like onset politics, doesn't it?

Even more annoying, the same time as he claimed he quit because of onset politics, he said he thought fondly of his time on the show and was proud of his work there. See aforementioned attitude towards the series, and add the fact that he has said he wants nothing more to do with the series...

Also, having to pretend you don't notice slights that you do.

The fact that one part of my (frankly, amazing) hair is actually substantially longer than the rest of it.

sigh

Missed this before. Just be glad that unlike me, you don't have a random patch of white hair in your beard.

 

[Madame Mayor]

My sister never having a key when she goes out because oh noes she might be too drunk and lose it.

Okay fine I can semi appreciate that in a small way however at least decide before you go out if you are coming home and don't text me at 2:30 and wake me up to say "please lock the door I won't be coming home". Fuck I'm tired at least I only work 5 hours today.

 

[Vivi]

I just quit my job. I'm having mixed feelings of relief and extreme guilt. On one hand, I hated the job and have another one lined up. But everyone who worked there was really nice and I feel terrible for leaving them. Also my Polish mother hates the fact that I quit. She's saying I have to grow a backbone. So I don't know.

/self-pitying over

 

[Joker]

I just quit my job. I'm having mixed feelings of relief and extreme guilt. On one hand, I hated the job and have another one lined up. But everyone who worked there was really nice and I feel terrible for leaving them. Also my Polish mother hates the fact that I quit. She's saying I have to grow a backbone. So I don't know.

She's telling you to grow a backbone after you quit your job because you hated working there and are moving on to be happier?

She does know that that's what having a backbone is, right? )

 

[Vivi]

She's telling you to grow a backbone after you quit your job because you hated working there and are moving on to be happier?

She does know that that's what having a backbone is, right? )

Her English has never been very good. My mom thinks that quitting is a sign of weakness and misery brings salvation. Or something. She's been working at a job she hates for over 20 years and thinks that everyone else should to the same.

 

[Octo]

Her English has never been very good. My mom thinks that quitting is a sign of weakness and misery brings salvation. Or something. She's been working at a job she hates for over 20 years and thinks that everyone else should to the same.

Is she Catholic?

You did the right thing, I mean...its not like you told all those nice people to go fuck themselves is it? (is it?? ) As far as we know we only get one life, and if were going to spend 50 years working it better be tolerable at the least.

 

[Vivi]

Is she Catholic?

You did the right thing, I mean...its not like you told all those nice people to go fuck themselves is it? (is it?? ) As far as we know we only get one life, and if were going to spend 50 years working it better be tolerable at the least.

She certainly is!

And I certainly don't have the courage to tell anyone to go fuck themselves. The whole situation is odd though. I only worked there for about 15 hours a week for around $80. It's not like it's the end of the world.