This person that my mother becomes when my brother's family is around can fuck off.
All summer, I get up and go to work at the same time every fucking day. And I do it all by myself just like a real grown up. This morning, I'm laying awake in bed, my mom knocks on my door, I say "hang on", she fucking opens the door anyway (because "she didn't hear me"). Then she tells me she wanted to make sure I was awake because don't I have to be to work? Are you kidding me? First off, I don't need you to wake me up, I have a fucking alarm clock for that. Second, I leave the same time every day. Why today do you think that I magically have to be in earlier? So then I get annoyed and say something along the lines of "are you kidding me? Just get out". She gets all offended.
As if she's trying to be helpful. No, fuck you. You're trying to show off or something, idk. Because you haven't done that all fucking summer. You do it today, when my sister-in-law is there. Do you want me to get up earlier so I can be social? Fuck off. I'm not social in the morning (which is not news to her). Are you trying to get a rise out of me (because she knows I'm not a morning person, and I will get pissy at her for bothering me) and make me look like a bitch so you can go complain to my sister-in-law about how mean I am to you? Are you trying to look like Carol Brady and show off to my sister-in-law what a wonderful mother you are or some shit? OH LOOK AT ME, I CARE SO MUCH, AND PAY ATTENTION TO MY DAUGHTER. Fuck you. You never fucking care, you only need to do this shit in front of my brother's family.
What the fuck is the angle here? Is it to make you look good, or make me look bad? Or is it some combination of both?
As much as it annoys me that she would wake me up (when I'm fucking 27 years old and perfectly capable of getting my own ass out of bed and have been doing it for these past 4 1/2 years for this job), it's more the fact that she only feels the need to do it today in front of my sister-in-law. Because she hasn't done it all summer. And she acts like she doesn't know what I'm talking about when I say that either. She fucking acts all innocent like I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE. We both know that's bullshit, but ok. And everyone thinks I'm a bitch and that I make this shit up.
And it probably seems something stupid to get so crazy about, but like I said, it's just the fact that she only does shit like this when my brother & his wife are around. She's so fake, it makes me sick.