Things that piss you off

[Joker]

you piss me off. get rid of that fucking retarded font and shut up.

honoes, infraction tiem

owait

 

[Ⓐaron]

also:

It pisses me off that Aaron probably cba to make that a proper emoticon.

 

[Joker]

Test.




ZOMFG IT WERKS =O

 

[Strangelove]

also:

Ohwait, now I'm not longer pissed off.

Milk. Milk pisses me off because it goes off and wastes itself.

 

[Max Payne]

GODDAMN THIEVES

THIEVES

 

[Strangelove]

No, wait.

 

[Joker]

lol @ self-loathing

How feckin' hot it is. Stupid sun D:

 

[Hinata Hyuga]

What's that dude in the background humping?

 

[Max Payne]

What's that dude in the background humping?

the back of the joker's head clearly.

That's some sexy hair.

 

[Celes Chere]

Fucking myself over in Code Veronica X....

GOD DAMNIT!

 

[Tifaeria]

People who would want to have sex with you, but don't wanna be in a relationship with you. They think you're hot, but they don't wanna bother with the rest.

 

[Vendel]

Needing to Take a shit just after you got out of the shower.

 

[Max Payne]

Needing to Take a shit just after you got out of the shower.

Usually do that before getting into shower.

Both birds, one stone.

 

[Vendel]

Usually do that before getting into shower.

Both birds, one stone.

In a perfect world one would only have to shit right before getting in the shower.

 

[Miscreant]

Needing to Take a shit just after you got out of the shower.

Hahaha I hate it when that happens

There is a simple rule to follow though, the three S's.. Shit, Shave, Shower

Perfect preperation for any situation

I think the worst, as rare as it happens is when you suddenly get that shit that you just cant hold whilst in the shower, wet ass cheeks on the seat.. never a nice feeling.

 

[Russell]

The fact that this doesn't exist and that I can't own it:

Spoiler

 

[Neo Bahamut]

People bawwwwwing over inane shit and then bawwwwwing about people facepalming at their bawwwwwing over inane shit pisses me off.

People who use the "bawwwwww" meme. It's not clever, it's not snarky, it's just retarded.

 

[Ⓐaron]

People who use the "bawwwwww" meme. It's not clever, it's not snarky, it's just retarded.

BAWWWWW CRY MOAR.

 

[Neo Bahamut]

BAWWWWW CRY MOAR.

See what I mean?

I'm of the opinion that any insult that doesn't require a dictionary &/or a thesaurus to understand is not worth the effort.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I'm rather of the persuasion that any insult that does require a dictionary and/or thesaurus to understand is not worth the effort, as the impact will be lost on the intended target, and what's the point of insulting someone if they don't feel insulted? If getting a smug, self-superior sense of satisfaction is what gets you off then more power to you, but I prefer it when the target is visibly offended.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Needing to Take a shit just after you got out of the shower.

Holy fucking shit, I thought *I* was the only one who hated this!

God I hate poop. We should all be like plants. Plants don't poop and look how awesome they are.

 

[Neo Bahamut]

Holy fucking shit, I thought *I* was the only one who hated this!

God I hate poop. We should all be like plants. Plants don't poop and look how awesome they are.

That depends on how you define "poop." Plants do dispose of waste products, mainly O2.

If getting a smug, self-superior sense of satisfaction is what gets you off

...Then I cum 24/7.

Frankly, I'm awesome, but I'm not THAT awesome.

 

[Max Payne]

 

[Joker]

There is a simple rule to follow though, the three S's.. Shit, Shave, Shower

I shave in the shower, then finish the rest of the shaving afterward =/


Annoying coworkers are annoying, btw. I'm trying to leave to go do YOU a favor, and you can't hurry the fuck up and make up your mind? wtf

 

[CK]

See what I mean?

I'm of the opinion that any insult that doesn't require a dictionary &/or a thesaurus to understand is not worth the effort.

hey you. I have something to tell you.

Spoiler

fuck up