Things that piss you off

[Frostwave]

LOL.

 

[CK]

 

[Neo Bahamut]

Oh shut the fuck up.

Negative. As long as people persist in pissing & moaning about me, I will be there to poke fun at them with extreme neutrality.

Protip: People actually care what good trolls have to say, but no one really cares what you have to say for yourself because you obviously have no idea what you're talking about.

Your lack of logic & common sense=/=me not knowing what I'm talking about.

For one thing, I think you're under the mistaken assumption that I'm admitting to being a troll. That would be Fish.

Except you're still wrong since you used the intransitive usage of the word as well. In other words, the definition you quoted cannot apply to the context in which you used it. L2grammar.

transitive verb 1 : to free from impurity or corruption

*Cough.*

That must be emberassing. Perhaps you should double-check your source next time, to see if it actually agrees with what you are saying?

Men talking to my chest and not my face.
They're boobs. I'll show you after, geesh... just look at me when I'm talking to you.

Ah, now I have something unrelated to bitch about: Women who accuse you of doing this. I don't know if I was looking at your face or the tile in front of my right foot, but when I say I wasn't looking at your tits, I wasn't looking at your God damn tits.

When I realize, "Holy shit, that IS what I'm doing," I'll correct my gaze. If I've been caught prior to that, I will apologize.

This is not a retort to whoever posted what I have quoted, it's actually connected with a bunch of TL;DR IRL drama that you people neither need nor want to know about.

 

[Ⓐaron]

You have no idea what the difference between transitive and intransitive verbs is do you? Wiki will help you:

In grammar, an intransitive verb does not take an object. In more technical terms, an intransitive verb has only one argument (its subject), and hence has a valency of one. For example, in English, the verbs sleep, complain and die, are intransitive.

Some examples of sentences with intransitive verbs:

Harry will not sleep until sunset. (sleep has no object)
You complain too much. (complain has no object)
Bro. Ceci FSC died on Saturday. (died has no object)

Your usage of "poop" did not contain an object. Neither did Mako's. The definition you are quoting requires the usage of an object; it explicitly specifies, "transitive verb." Therefore, it cannot apply to the usage in which both of you placed the word. I suggest you shut the fuck up before you embarrass yourself even further.

And I didn't call you a troll. For someone who lectures others about making assumptions, you sure do an awful lot of it yourself.

 

[CK]

Negative. As long as people persist in pissing & moaning about me, I will be there to poke fun at them with extreme neutrality.



Your lack of logic & common sense=/=me not knowing what I'm talking about.

For one thing, I think you're under the mistaken assumption that I'm admitting to being a troll. That would be Fish.



transitive verb 1 : to free from impurity or corruption

*Cough.*

That must be emberassing. Perhaps you should double-check your source next time, to see if it actually agrees with what you are saying?



Ah, now I have something unrelated to bitch about: Women who accuse you of doing this. I don't know if I was looking at your face or the tile in front of my right foot, but when I say I wasn't looking at your tits, I wasn't looking at your God damn tits.

When I realize, "Holy shit, that IS what I'm doing," I'll correct my gaze. If I've been caught prior to that, I will apologize.

This is not a retort to whoever posted what I have quoted, it's actually connected with a bunch of TL;DR IRL drama that you people neither need nor want to know about.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

The fuck? Neo, just back off or bugger off, whatever. Your presence in this thread is pissing me off.

 

[Max Payne]

Lol Egos.

 

[CK]

Lol Egos.

don't lol you have the biggest ego here.

 

[Neo Bahamut]

And you basically admitted to being a troll when you said you were attempting to word your posts as harshly as possible without getting warned for it.

This is a serious twisting of my quote. And if my posts REALLY seem THAT harsh to you, I'd suggest some self-help tapes.

Furthermore, "The plant poops O2."

Let's diagram that, shall we?

Subject: The plant
Verb: Poops
Object: 02

02 is the "impurity." So, as you can see, the definition certainly does fit. Or you can just ignore what has been proven obvious numerous times now, in numerous ways, & keep posting more obnoxious facepalm macros like you actually have a point.

And your sentence structure seemed to allude to me being a bad troll. It specifically said, "People care about what good trolls have to say," which, ignoring the fact that it makes no sense, establishes that we're talking about trolls. You immediately follow this up with something to the effect of, "but no one cares what you have to say."

Now, your meaning is ambiguious, but since we were already talking about trolls, it seemed the logical progression that "people didn't care what I said" because I wasn't a very good troll.

Your meaning was dubious, so I tried to figure out what it was meant to be, as best as I could. Hence the qualifier "I think," as opposed to "you are."

It pays to be grammar-savvy.

M.I.L.F.: Ask someone else to back down. I find this whole drama mildly amusing, & it's not significantly annoying me, yet.

Bone Machine: ...WTF?

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Leggo my eggo!

 

[Max Payne]

don't lol you have the biggest ego here.

I wish. Then my existence would be somewhat noteworthy

 

[Sheva Alomar]

I have one small request: can you, Neo Bahamut, change your font back to normal please? It's a real eye sore to read that and I'm not trying to get on your case because everyone else is, I just want to read the arguement going on without getting a headache.

 

[Tifaeria]

LOL @ all you guys getting worked up over excrement!

Another thing that pisses me off is trying to catch up to long threads and you can never reach the end because people keep talking in there! It's stupid but it's annoying me and I'm a slow reader. ;_;

 

[Neo Bahamut]

I have one small request: can you, Neo Bahamut, change your font back to normal please? It's a real eye sore to read that and I'm not trying to get on your case because everyone else is, I just want to read the arguement going on without getting a headache.

Tell ya what: For you, I'll go find some kind of test forum & get started on my font experiments.

Although, I do have to wonder why people find Papyrus so hard to read. Besides for some of the punctuation marks, it's got large, plainly-written letters, so it should be pretty readable, in theory.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

In theory and it is a nice font to look at briefly, but I don't think it is a practical font, tbh.

And thanks.

 

[Neo Bahamut]

In theory and it is a nice font to look at briefly, but I don't think it is a practical font, tbh.

And thanks.

Odd. I can use Papyrus despite the fact that it isn't in the list.

I wonder if this works with other fonts?

I'm looking for something creepy, but still readable. A Brush Script might be able to accomplish this....

(Yes, I am asking for font suggestions in the Things That Piss You Off thread. So sue me.)

 

[Megatron]

 

[CK]

I wish. Then my existence would be somewhat noteworthy

you're the token moderator.

And @ Neo: Exactly, wtf?

 

[Ⓐaron]

This is a serious twisting of my quote.

It is the direct implication your post made.

And if my posts REALLY seem THAT harsh to you, I'd suggest some self-help tapes.

Accusing others of not thinking, as you did in this post, is not only harsh, but if I'm not mistaken it qualifies as flaming. I've seen other examples which should probably have been reported as well, but I don't really care enough to do anything about them.

Furthermore, "The plant poops O2."

Let's diagram that, shall we?

Subject: The plant
Verb: Poops
Object: 02

02 is the "impurity." So, as you can see, the definition certainly does fit. Or you can just ignore what has been proven obvious numerous times now, in numerous ways, & keep posting more obnoxious facepalm macros like you actually have a point.

Except that you didn't say anything like "The plant poops O2" until long after the argument started. You initially attempted to rebut Mako's sentence, "Plants don't poop and look how awesome they are," which uses the word as an intransitive verb, by saying "That depends on how you define 'poop'" and "You were using 'poop' as a verb," while completely ignoring the fact that Mako's usage of the verb did not include an object. There is no possible way the sentence "Plants poop" can be factually correct: Plants do not excrete faeces. A reference to the excretion of faeces is the only correct usage of the verb without an object. Therefore, pointing out that it is metaphorically possible to say that plants excrete oxygen as a "correction" to Mako's post is completely irrelevant.

And even if you did say, "Plants poop O2," the fact is that it is completely incorrect on anything other than a metaphorical level. That usage certainly would not be accepted by any botanist. As has already been mentioned several times, the animal process to which it is analogous is respiration.

tl;dr: massive backpedal is massive, and you shouldn't have expected no one to call you on it.

And your sentence structure seemed to allude to me being a bad troll. It specifically said, "People care about what good trolls have to say," which, ignoring the fact that it makes no sense, establishes that we're talking about trolls. You immediately follow this up with something to the effect of, "but no one cares what you have to say."

Now, your meaning is ambiguious, but since we were already talking about trolls, it seemed the logical progression that "people didn't care what I said" because I wasn't a very good troll.

Explaining why you made your assumption doesn't make it any less of an assumption.

Your meaning was dubious, so I tried to figure out what it was meant to be, as best as I could. Hence the qualifier "I think," as opposed to "you are."

That negates what I said how? You were still making an assumption.

It pays to be grammar-savvy.

Too bad you're clearly not, since you haven't paid attention to how you and other people are using it.

M.I.L.F.: Ask someone else to back down.

Not going to happen, sorry.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

d'uh, what? Where are you quoting me? oO

 

[Ⓐaron]

You didn't say that, it was Neo responding to you.

 

[Max Payne]

you're the token moderator.

And @ Neo: Exactly, wtf?

wut

 

[Dawnbreaker]

oic, either he edited it after I viewed or it was there all along and I missed it entirely. My bad.

Neo, the reason I'm asking you to back down is because you're the one dragging this out so much longer than it had to be. The argument had died down and suddenly you drag it all up again, for no legit reason I can see.

 

[CK]

wut

it means you're the only one I like. and you're black.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Which is why there is no pool for him. Oh snap!