So, right, my girlfriend and I were walking back from the supermarket when we got approached by two handsome young gentlemen in tuxedos. At first we were startled, but then our eyes were drawn to the fact they were carrying Bibles. Whilst I remained calm and collected, albeit unnerved, by the fact that the next few minutes of our lives were about to be abducted by these people, my girlfriend opted for a less subtle approach. Literally screaming 'OH NO, CHRISTIAN PEOPLE' and sprinting away from them, flailing her arms in the air.
Fucking AWESOME.