What makes your day

[Max Payne]

The impending shitstorm that's gonna be my doing.

Definitely gonna need a pm detailing this affair

Also, Brooke makes my day as always.

 

[Bex]

http://greatgatsbygame.com/

FUCK YESSSS

 

[Joker]

Soon it shall be I, I that will make the day of yon Dacon.

GODSLY

 

[Celes Chere]

Webcamming with Maksi annnnd getting those peanut butter and jelly sandwhich pies that are from like middle school, but they are SOOO DELICIOUS. Anyone know what I mean?! They are seriously like better than candy! xD

I loved Alistair... ;__; /unpopular opinion on this Forum xD/ I was an elf too, lawl. He didn't really bother me, because he was hilarious. Yeah sometimes I was like "Dude... you're a dick" but getting Shale to piss him off was pretty amusing.

And, Um, I shipped him with Morrigan because... srsly.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Webcamming with Maksi annnnd getting those peanut butter and jelly sandwhich pies that are from like middle school, but they are SOOO DELICIOUS. Anyone know what I mean?! They are seriously like better than candy! xD

I loved Alistair... ;__; /unpopular opinion on this Forum xD/ I was an elf too, lawl. He didn't really bother me, because he was hilarious. Yeah sometimes I was like "Dude... you're a dick" but getting Shale to piss him off was pretty amusing.

And, Um, I shipped him with Morrigan because... srsly.

well at the end he's all YEAH I GOTTA DUMP YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ELF IM SORRY NO HARD FEELINGS RITE

and its like wow so much for progressive mister grey warden

 

[Super Mario]

I'm kinda shy talking about this, but this really puts a smile on my face today Reg's party entry 1: Time of occurrence, 10 minutes ago.


Some chick who can't take tequila comes up to me looking really REALLY weak I thought she was going to laugh at me or some shit. Here goes the conversation.

Girl: I can't hold...help
Me: you can't hold what?

cue girl making sign languages about wanting to vom, I thought she was pissed beyond hope.

Me: Ah okay.

I take her to the backyard and she puked her guts out. Her hair's long so I had to hold it back while tending to her. I got water as well to lessen the strain and vom round 2.

Girl: I hate tequila ;/ /vommm
Me: Yeah yeah yeah just puke, I've got your hair so you can vomit beautifully.


...


She laughs so hard she held her guts and after the ordeal, she apologized and she wasn't rly drunk, she just couldn't stand the strength of tequila. She gives me a kiss on my cheek and thanks me for helping her out.

Girl: I owe you one. thanks...
Me: Errmmm...cool?

Party is still ongoing and she's giving me looks of longing or with roomy eyes. KEKEKEKE
UNWITTINGLY CAPABLE.

 

[ForceStealer]

Just having the tequila made her puke almost immediately? Wow. Good for you though
(And make sure she brushes her teeth or something before you kiss her.)

well at the end he's all YEAH I GOTTA DUMP YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ELF IM SORRY NO HARD FEELINGS RITE

and its like wow so much for progressive mister grey warden

I was an elf too but Morrigan doesn't seem to care as much who bones her so I wasn't exposed to that bit of Alistair so I didn't hate him. I just wish he didn't lead you into thinking he has a sense of humor when he doesn't.

 

[Tifabelle]

THIS:

MY OTP'S SECOND HUG IN 13 YEARS. I CAN'T EVEN...

JUST FIO ALREADY.

 

[Max Payne]

Soon it shall be I, I that will make the day of yon Dacon.

GODSLY

......What?

Also, bad people like Alistair. BAD.

 

[Kobato]

Drawing skills improved whoot. Still not good enough to show fanart publicly, but it's a achievement. Now to be just as good as those Deviant-Art artists and should be in success. <:

 

[Madame Mayor]

Transferring stuff to my new xbox now. Shame I have to work today but at least I have tomorrow off to finish it.

 

[Bex]

Ketchup.
No srsly, my day has been so bad that all it took was the funny noise of ketchup squirting onto my plate of tasteless crap to cheer me up.

PS: I have been laughing about it for like 5 minutes now.
I should be crying.

 

[Mantichorus]

Finding out the next Discworld book, Snuff, is due out in October.

Terry Pratchett has written me a birthday present!!!

 

[Shademp]

Seeing the movie "Let Me In".
First Chloë Moretz plays the awesome Hitgirl, and now a menacing, manipulative vampire. I really don't see where she could move now to tread more "awesome" ground.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Flight officially booked for birthday holiday.

 

[Mantichorus]

Is this an oud?

OUD

No, is it an oud?

OUD

No, is it an oud?

OUD

 

[Celes Chere]

Seeing the movie "Let Me In".
First Chloë Moretz plays the awesome Hitgirl, and now a menacing, manipulative vampire. I really don't see where she could move now to tread more "awesome" ground.

You should totally read it, too. THE BOOK IS EXCELLENT ;o;

 

[Winter]

HAHAHAHA KANAYA JUST KICKED GAMZEE SQUARELY IN THE NUTS

OH MY GOD I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

hussie i am taking back everything i ever said about you

 

[Joe]

Is this an oud?

OUD

No, is it an oud?

OUD

No, is it an oud?

OUD

I love you for this Bill Bailey reference.

 

[looneymoon]

I guess I'm going to Toronto this summer?

 

[Celes Chere]

Lol.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

HAHAHAHA KANAYA JUST KICKED GAMZEE SQUARELY IN THE NUTS

OH MY GOD I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

hussie i am taking back everything i ever said about you

OH MY JEGUS DICK I JUST READ THIS AND I SCREAMED WITH LAUGHTER

FUCKIN SCREAMED MAN

 

[Ⓐaron]

Five-hour naps are good.

 

[Celes Chere]

I just made 125 dollah.

TIME TO SEND BELLA TO MAKSI

AND CANDY TO EMILY

AND OTHER LETTERS~~~

=D

 

[Hisako]

On my trip to HK these past weeks I took the chance to visit a cousin, who now has a 6-month-old baby whose name I still cannot remember or pronounce in Cantonese


The baby is relatively quiet and emotionless, but someone took a video of him on some dude's iPhone and showed it to him, and he rofled at it hard


cute








And then he kissed the screen



awkward