How may I help you this afternoon?
Noen says (14:49):
*give me...cheese
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (14:50):
*This is a cheese shop, you're going to have to be more specific.
Noen says (14:51):
*well uh....how about a little red lester?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (14:54):
*I'm afraid we're fresh out of red lester sir.
Noen says (14:54):
*Oh never mind, how are you on Tilsit?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (14:55):
*Never at the end of the week sir, always get it on monday.
Noen says (14:56):
*Tish Tish, no matter. Well, stout yeoman, four ounces of Caerphilly, if you please.
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (14:56):
*Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks sir. I was expecting it this morning.
Noen says (14:57):
*it's not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Bel Paese?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (14:58):
*Sorry. =\
Noen says (14:58):
*Red Winsor?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (14:58):
*Normally sir yes, but today the van broke down.
Noen says (14:58):
*Ah. Stilton?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (14:59):
*Sorry. =/
Noen says (14:59):
*Gruyere? Emmental?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (14:59):
*No.
Noen says (14:59):
*Any Norwegian Jarlsberger, per chance?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (14:59):
*No.
Noen says (15:00):
*Liptauer?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:00):
*No.
Noen says (15:00):
*Lancashire?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:00):
*No.
Noen says (15:00):
*White Stilton?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:00):
*No.
Noen says (15:00):
*Danish Blue?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:00):
*No.
Noen says (15:00):
*Double Gloucester?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:00):
*...>8
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:01):
*No.
Noen says (15:01):
*Cheshire?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:01):
*No.
Noen says (15:01):
*any Dorset Blue VInney?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:02):
*No.
Noen says (15:03):
*Brie, Roquefort, Pont-l'Eveque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre-de-L'Est, Boursin, Bresse Bleu, Perle de Champagne? Camembert?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:03):
*Ah. We do have some Camembert sir.
Noen says (15:03):
*You do? Excellent!
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:03):
*It's....a bit runny, sir.
Noen says (15:03):
*Oh I like it runny!
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:04):
*Well, as a matter of fact, it's very runny sir.
Noen says (15:05):
*No matter, no matter, hand over the fromage de la Belle France!
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:05):
*I think it's runnier than you like it sir.
Noen says (15:05):
*I don't care how excrementally runny it is, hand it over with all speed
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:06):
*Yes sir!
*Awwwwwwwwwwww!
Noen says (15:06):
*What?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:06):
*The cat's eaten it sir.
Noen says (15:06):
*Has he?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:06):
*'She', sir.
Noen says (15:06):
*.....
Gouda?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:06):
*No.
Noen says (15:06):
*Edam?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:06):
*No.
Noen says (15:07):
*Caithness?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:07):
*No.
Noen says (15:07):
*Smoked Austrian?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:07):
*No.
Noen says (15:07):
*Sage Darby?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:07):
*No.
Noen says (15:07):
*You do have some cheese do you?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:08):
*Certainly, it's a 'Cheese shop' sir.
*We've got...
Noen says (15:08):
*No no no no, don't tell me, I'm keen to guess!
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:08):
*Fair enough.
Noen says (15:08):
*Wensleydale.
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:08):
*Yes sir?
Noen says (15:09):
*Splendid! Well I'll have some of that please!
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:09):
*Oh I'm sorry Sir! I thought you were referring to me - Mr. Wensleydale.
Noen says (15:09):
*Gorgonzola?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:09):
*No.
Noen says (15:09):
*Parmesan?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:09):
*No.
Noen says (15:10):
*Mozzarella?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:10):
*No.
Noen says (15:10):
*Pippo Creme?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:10):
*No.
Noen says (15:10):
*Any Danish Fimboe?
- Joe - With Eyes Wide Shut I'll Follow You says (15:11):
*No...