What makes your day

[Sheva Alomar]

Rishi: "Sometimes when I pull my pants down, it looks like the scene from Hostel."

 

[Max Payne]

BITCHES ON SKYPE CRAZY

 

[ForceStealer]

Rishi: "Sometimes when I pull my pants down

 

[Shademp]

This is how to raise your children.
http://imgur.com/gallery/92CQJ

 

[Celes Chere]

BAAAW this still gets me every time.

 

[Terrafig]

Noooooooo. Do you like making people cry? WHYYYY?

 

[Cthulhu]

Making blogpoast on corporate blog and a (kinda shitty) presentation on it too, . But presentation was to a small group, so it wasn't too bad.

link: http://blog.xebia.com/2011/08/nodejs-the-what-why-how-and-when/

Now shower me with either 'I dunno wtf that's supposed to mean, but father my babies anyways' or 'omg you're so smart, I'll hire you for three years and you must father my babies!'

 

[Glaurung]

Listening to Balthier Fenris' purring voice

 

[Tifabelle]

Balthier/Fenris VA has hot voice, no doubt. But Balthier had the better personality by 1000000x, putting him over Fenris. Icouldlistentohimspeakallday.

 

[Sprites]

Mum and Dad arrived safely back from Portugal, as a present, mum has bought me a sterling silver dog tag necklace. I've decided to get my star sign symbol (Capricorn) engraved on it, I'm not really into astrology or anything like that but I do love the design of the Capricorn sign.

 

[Hisako]

Balthier/Fenris VA has hot voice, no doubt. But Balthier had the better personality by 1000000x, putting him over Fenris. Icouldlistentohimspeakallday.

When I heard him say "a pair of lyrium breasts tattooed on my chest" the way he said it just makes me lol so hard

 

[looneymoon]

Mum and Dad arrived safely back from Portugal, as a present, mum has bought me a sterling silver dog tag necklace. I've decided to get my star sign symbol (Capricorn) engraved on it, I'm not really into astrology or anything like that but I do love the design of the Capricorn sign.

 

[Max Payne]

Shot a Banshee out of the air with a plasma pistol, yes this was the highlight of my day,

 

[Joker]

Selling car tomorrow

please pass go, collect $400

go directly to car dealership

buy car for $1250 and get them to let you make payments


awwwwwww yeah

 

[Joker]

Rishi: What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
Dacon: Did you just ask why Kat is in a diabetic coma?

 

[Dana Scully]

Rishi: What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
Dacon: Did you just ask why Kat is in a diabetic coma?

:fatalex:

 

[Max Payne]

FUCK YOU IN YOUR BIG BLACK NIGGER EARS

 

[Bex]

winning £50 on big gay bingo while i was out

one of the guys i was out with won a dildo

lol

 

[Lumina]

In two minutes I'll be able to finally lay my hands on Type 0 demo!!!

 

[Joker]

skype last night was lulz

 

[Bex]

shipping crumbles

 

[Cthulhu]

distributing working software to testers.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Just had a left-over pork chop from the other night. Could almost go in the other thread, cause now its gone and hot damn it was good.

 

[Joker]

>Select Olaf, take Smite
>Mordekaiser bitches about junglers not being good because 90% of the ones he's seen "are a fail"
>Start game, immediately get five man ganked on blue because HURR DURR my teammates aren't watching the bushes like they're supposed to be
>Mordekaiser talks shit
>Die to Rammus on wolves because our Teemo, who is walking past mid turret, won't walk over and dart him one time (*one* is all I needed)
>Die on golems because lololol my jungling is fucked and I'm still at lv1
>Morde talks more shit, my team says "I wish our Olaf would do something"
>Proceed to continue jungling, being the only one to ever take dragon (total of four times), tank baron while Caitlyn fucks him up, successfully tower dive about four times for some assists/kills, destroy a total of five turrets and all of the inhibitors, pick up seven kills, and only die a total of 5 times, which is three less than Mordekaiser, who for whatever reason has decided to go AD; by this time their entire team scatters the moment I show up regardless of how many of them there are or how much backup I have
>game ends, Mordekaiser tells me I'm a bad player and a "fail jungler"

fucking loooooooool

bitch I carried my weight a hell of a lot better than you did

also, a Teemo who is extremely on point with his shrooms

 

[Joker]

also SEPTEMBER 15TH

HRRRRRRRRRRRGH