What makes your day

[Joe]

Ladies, it's okay.

I'm home now.

 

[Max Payne]

Ladies, it's okay.

I'm home now.

FUCK OFF YOU GAY PENGUIN

 

[Hisako]

Chameleons are the bee's knees

 

[Max Payne]

I NEED AN ADULT

WHATS HAPPENING

I'M AFRAID

 

[Joker]

Getting Bex and Adri to make out over webcam on skype

best five bucks I ever spent

 

[Max Payne]

Getting Bex and Adri to make out over webcam on skype

best five bucks I ever spent

I feel sullied and unusual

 

[Max Payne]

i;e he's telling the truth and it really happened

 

[Ⓐaron]

rutracker.org has two Mars Volta vinyl rips I thought I was going to have to use ratio on what.cd to download. Good news to say the least, since I have over a thousand times more data uploaded on rutracker than on what.

 

[Cthulhu]

Getting Bex and Adri to make out over webcam on skype

best five bucks I ever spent

Pics or it didn't happen. Witness accounts don't count on the internets.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Kinda random memory inspired by a complaint of a dog peeing on a bed in the pissed of thread. I used to have a cat who peed on the bed several times due to pregnancy. Loved the hell out of that cat, but hadn't thought about her in a while. Remembering made me smile.

Also a little sad, since I don't have her anymore. She went rambling due to my dumbass room-mates leaving the door open one day and got adopted by a little girl across town (when Luna rambled she didn't half-ass it) with leukemia. I didn't have the heart to go tell the poor kid "that's my cat, give her back."

 

[Joker]

Pics or it didn't happen. Witness accounts don't count on the internets.

will cost you five bucks

no refunds

 

[Cthulhu]

Such quality video material should be licensed under a creative commons license, imho, for the greater good of the internets.

 

[Ghost X]

- Been shopping for formal wear. Trying on all these suits, makes me want to buy a whole bunch to wear for every day of the week. Something to look forward to when I am rich =p.

 

[Octo]

Chameleons are the bee's knees

Chameleons clearly hate Apple.

 

[Cthulhu]

Half-drunk pasta preparing is fun . It's like, instead of neatly cutting vegetables in evenly-sized chunks, it's more like slap that bitch onto the counter and cut that shit up, toss it in and flip that shit, fuck yeah have another drink, pour sauce over that shit, then eat that fucker.

That, and epic meal time.

 

[Max Payne]

Such quality video material should be licensed under a creative commons license, imho, for the greater good of the internets.

If it makes it anymore believable, they giggled halfway through

 

[Lumina]

I've spent almost all day with my niece. She's so beautiful, and has the most wonderful giggle ever. I am in love with her <3
It would be interesting to see pics about the make out session

 

[Super Mario]

Assembling the ultimate Pokemon team...Based on Planet of the Apes! HELL YAH BABY!

 

[Octo]

Nice get together with friends, I couldn't drink but they didn't make me feel like a stick in the mud. I forgot how cool my friends are, and its a shame I don't get to see them more often.

 

[Cthulhu]

this story, . Copypasta'd for your convenience:

At the turn of the 21st century, Initrode Global's server infrastructure began showing cracks. Anyone that had been in the server room could immediately tell that its growth had been organic. Rackmounted servers sat next to recommissioned workstations, with cables barely secured by cable ties. Clearly there had been some effort to clean things up a bit, but whoever put forth that effort gave up halfway through.

It wasn't pretty, but it worked for years. As time passed, though, a proprietary gateway server to communicate with credit processing agencies would crash more and more frequently. And these were bad crashes, too &#8212; the kind of crashes where the server wouldn't respond to ping and would have to be restarted manually. It wasn't really a big deal for the admin, Erik, to hit the restart button on the server when he was there, but that was only 40 hours a week. The credit union needed it to be active 24/7, but was unwilling to hire 24 hour staff in the datacenter. The problem kept getting worse and worse, so the IT manager called up a meeting.

"OK guys, what can we do about this?" asked Laura, the IT manager. "Can you guys in dev fix this?"

"No," began Erik, before anyone in dev could respond. "The issue is with the server, not our software."

"Well, when does the support contract end?"

"Two years ago."

"Great. And we can't replace the unit while we're in a budget freeze..." Laura wasn't sure what to do. "Well, what's our workaround for now? What happens when it goes down?"

"Right now, I just hit the restart button."

"OK, well, we'll have to replace it once I get the budget approved. For now, though, what can we do? We need this online all the time." Laura sighed and began tapping her pen on the table. "No one has any other ideas?"

At this point the room fell silent and everyone tried to avoid making eye contact with Laura. Erik had a script running that would ping the server every few minutes and alert him if it didn't respond so he could halfway proactively keep things running. It had to be restarted manually whenever it crashed, so there was no easy way to fix it remotely.

"We could build an admin robot," Erik joked.

Hours later, Erik was in the datacenter, hitting the restart button again, disappointed that the meeting had ended without a workable solution. Laura walked into the room and greeted Erik.

"So, at our meeting earlier, you suggested building a robot." Laura had apparently taken his suggestion seriously. "Is that something we can really do?"

"Well, I was just ki... I mean, I don't know anything about circuitry, or how to build robots." Erik tried to keep his tone somewhere between serious and kidding, so he could gauge Laura's reaction.

It was then that he idly looked at his computer, which had just ejected a disk image DVD he'd burned.

It sparked an idea, but it was too absurd to say out loud. Still, he couldn't help but chuckle at the thought.

"What?" Laura asked.

"It's nothing," Erik responded. "It's stupid."

"We're desperate. Do you have an idea?"

"No, it was really stupid." Erik sighed. "I just had the idea that a CD ROM drive in an old system could eject and hit the reset button. It was a ridiculous idea."

"Wait," Laura began, "could you really do that?"

It was another uncomfortable moment for Erik, but she seemed serious, so he just went for it. "Uh, yeah, I could, but it's hardly the best solution... I mean, I'd have to position the servers just right, somehow get the heights and alignment correct, and update the polling script to eject the CD ROM drive any time it didn't respond to ping."

And that was exactly what Erik found himself spending the rest of the afternoon setting up. He found an old PC, updated his script to ping the server every two minutes and eject if there was no response, and with the help of a few phone books found the perfect height and position on the floor. At any point while he was setting it up, he expected Laura to jump out from a corner and yell "just kidding," but it never happened. Finally, Erik stood up, and ashamedly admired his work. He slapped a label on it that read "ITAPPMONROBOT," and another below with big underlined letters that read "DO NOT MOVE."

Years later, and long after Erik had left, the faulty server was taken offline and replaced with a new one working under a new IP address. During the swap, ITAPPMONROBOT was moved to a neglected corner of the server room, plugged back in, and promptly forgotten. It spent the last weeks of its life dutifully opening and closing its CD ROM drive every two minutes, reaching in vain for the restart button that it'd never touch again.

 

[Celes Chere]

 

[Bex]

SO MANY COMMISSIONS
ALL SO GOOD

 

[Max Payne]

SO MANY COMMISSIONS
ALL SO GOOD

This coming from someone who took the time to express her general disdain for american comics.

WHY DO YOU GET SO MUCH LUCK BITCH

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

acky: 4 games: 2 worth 15, one worth 10 one worth 30
acky: bought all of them at a massive discount for 44.08.

 

[looneymoon]

Getting Bex and Adri to make out over webcam on skype

best five bucks I ever spent

i;e he's telling the truth and it really happened

Fuck you assholes what.

Is this what your were inviting me to when I was at work the other day.

NO ME GUSTA.