My dad is so strange sometimes. The xbox came in the mail and he asked my mom what it was, but never asked me. She asked me, and I didn't answer ~mysterious~
So like an hour later my dad comes in and is like, "So I'm dying to know what was in that box." (nosy bastard XD) "It was so heavy!" (ok, it wasn't that heavy) "Unless it's a Christmas present for me, then you don't have to tell me." (really? :/)
So I was like, "No, it's a present for me." So I pointed to the xbox, and he was like "what is that?" So I tell him and he goes, "You don't have that." (not with a question mark at the end. this was a statement.) So I was like, "No, dad, that's why I bought it."
dad, y u so odd! XD