What makes your day

[Cat Rage Room]

oh my god

 

[looneymoon]

I'm no whore. I will happily wait for marriage. Any person with self respect and self control can see the logic in that.

I can't walk through Kohl's without having men courting me. But I'll still happily wait for marriage.

I think what we've learned in this thread is that some people need to keep their dignity intact.

"Courted"?

Yeah, I calll troll.

 

[Dashell]

She's not a troll, she really isn't. People think she is, but she's not. She's very serious. I think she's a home schooled Christian and just doesn't get out much. She's in for a really big surprise once she gets out of the house. I can't believe she hasn't made ED yet or whatever gets used these days.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

guys just wait until my next post

seriously just give me like 3-4 more minutes

 

[Max Caulfield]

That girl better not ever come here... especially after last night. We might just give her a heart attack. :/

 

[Cat Rage Room]

done

 

[Dashell]

Mog will be our new god


Also a friend of mine had a monkey that could suck itself off once. He actually ended up returning it because that's all it'd do XD

 

[Celes Chere]

Amy, she has already been on here on 6 accounts. Only one is left. ^^;

 

[Max Payne]

"Courted"?

Yeah, I calll troll.

Sounds like someone's trapped in the 50s

 

[Dashell]

Well guys I need to spice up my love life...


brb off to Kohls.

 

[Max Payne]

I can see why the thread attracted such stupid though, the OP is batshit insane, but that's not surprising seeing as how it is crack.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Well guys I need to spice up my love life...


brb off to Kohls.

Oh, Que! You're making my blood race already!

 

[Celes Chere]

Well guys I need to spice up my love life...


brb off to Kohls.

L M F A O!!!

 

[ShuShu]

God. You know your desperate when you resort to lying about people hitting on you. IN KOHLS.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Why aren't I courted by men when I go to Kohl's? All the other girls are.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

yeah that really struck me as odd that she would list 'KOHLS' of all places where she apparently gets hit on by leagues of ravenous men

i mean the mall would be one thing, or a supermarket, or whatever

but fucking kohls

theres not even that many dudes in motherfucking kohls to begin with

and half the dudes in there are gay

 

[ShuShu]

and half the dudes in there are gay

HEY.

I like cocks, but I wouldn't waste my time in Kohls.

Maybe Cali looks like a dude, as a sidenote?

 

[Dashell]

Maybe she went to Kohls and Chris Chan was there holding up his "Boyfriend free girl sign" and assumed it was directed at her.

 

[ShuShu]

Cali DOES like making illogical assumptions....

 

[Cat Rage Room]

I like cocks, but I wouldn't waste my time in Kohls.

damn not even gay dudes like kohls

what's left then

whats left

 

[ShuShu]

Cali.

 

[Dashell]

Cali DOES like making illogical assumptions....

It wouldn't work out anyway, Chris thinks that after the third date you get sex... and that's disgusting and all that so.. yeah while it seems like a match made in heaven on so many levels, it's really not.

 

[Celes Chere]

I think if guys are going to Kohls to pick up chicks, they're really desperate. xD I have never seen a guy in Kohls outside of being forced.

 

[ShuShu]

You know, I've never even been to Kohls....

I think I stood outside it once smoking a cigarette waiting for a friend to get out from an interview at Staples though.

 

[crack]

Never been to a Kohls, myself.