FFVII REMAKE CONFIRMED

Odysseus

Ninja Potato
AKA
Ody
Love the cursed Butterfinger™ energy, Odysseus. You’ve secured the codes until then, so all is well, right?

I wonder if I can still get my buttery fingers(ugh) on some butterfingers. Don’t know the next time I’ll have to go to the store amid all the social distancing.
Yeah, Just gotta make sure I don't lose the email. Very glad I succumbed the the dark pull of consumerism just before the end times started.

EDIT: and if anybody wants to know how I did the font thing, all you must do is chant out the dark lord's name into your nearest mirror 3 times:

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Zalgo!

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Z̵̨̡̨̨̛̛̛̘̯̳̘̟͇̱͎̼̯̹͕̠̳̰̫̤̖̥͈̳̹̞̬̥͔̳̭͕̜̝̼͈̖̰͈̩̭̭̗̝̖̮̙͈̗̮͙͇̳̲̗̞͚̬̔̑̏̍̽̓̋̍̍̀̌̓͌̽͛͂̆̈́͂̈́̀̑̓͗͋̇̎̓̏͋͌̇̂́́̾͛̚͘̚̚̚͜͜͝͠͝͠͝ͅͅȀ̷̡̧̢̡̧̨̳͈͙͓̞͓͙͓̜̥̰̮̗͍̩̘̞̯̥̥̠̪͈̺̩̫͓͙̹͈̺̹̦̹͍̦̠̦̹͓̲͙̘͔̘̮̺͚̥̜̭͙̬̜̮̟͔̈́̈̓͐͌͘ͅͅĻ̷̠̝̟͖̬͙̗͕̱͚͇̹̺̩̺̮̩̣̖̲͈͖̀͐̑̌̍̉̎͆̈́͛̀̋̊͌̉̕̚͝͠Ģ̵̢̨̨̛̛̗̬̰͉̹̜͓̲̺͉̜͇̪̦͓̮͚͈̙̺̞̮̘̌͊̅̂̑̈́͒̈́͛̾̏͑͊̽̉̇̈̏̐͋͑̀͗̈́͊͛͛̉͊̿͐̈̐̔̀͐͒̏̊̚͝Ơ̷̧̧̟͙̫̟̻̭̙͍̳̹̹͕̥͇̩̩̺͖̙͓̝̟͙͚̤͇̮̣̥̼̺̫̱̙͖͙̯̺̙̖̱̟̪̰̩͉̘͐͊̓̄̈̓̀̀̓̀̑̒̿͛̀̚̚͝͝ͅͅͅ!̸̡̡̡̡̛̛̛͓͎͎̠̥̣̹̭̰̤̣̭̻̹̖͎̙̝̯̰͕͙͍͓̮̤̹̣̰̖̦͖͍͍͚͙̺̘̠̺̰̥̩̣̲̞̫̖̻̱̙̜͍̪̺̪̥͕̱̾͊̔͗̓̒̓͑̅̈̈̑̓̉̄̿́̀̇͗̋̒̾̊̌̀͛́̓́̐̆͛́́̈́͊͋̉̉̉͌̈́̔̈́̓̋͌̿̓̌̍̽̋̍́͌̏̽̊́̑͂͂̍̈́̆̚̕͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅ
 
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Rydeen

In-KWEH-dible
Works, can confirm.


C̶̨̹̱̽̊͑̆͝ͅų̸̟̠̬͔̇̆̈́̈́̇͑̈́r̴̰̩͍̥͉͙͖͊̈́̊̈̾̂͒̾̒ͅŝ̴͔̇͆͊̐̈́̿̄͝e̴̝̍̀͝d̴̪̺̭̉́̒ ̶̧̦̗͓̩̣̜̍̓͂͗͋̎t̸̖̻̹́̃̅̋̚̕è̴̮͉̄̄̄̂͛̓̇͂̂͝x̵̨̜͚̺͉̝̂̾͑̈́̚̕t̸̲͉̫͇̘͖́̂́͗͘ ̷̡̝̦̩̠̉̀̂f̷̨̱̫̲͇̰̞͇̺̫̲̂̍͒́̂̈́͒̍̿̇t̵̤͒̽ẁ̵̨̯͖͈̺̟͙̹̱̰͇̈̈́̑̒̽̀̎̓̚
 

cold_spirit

he/him
AKA
Alex T
I remember seeing the Siliconera article which first leaked that the remake would be announced at Sony's E3 conference later that day. It was different from previous leaks. Siliconera did not prepend the article with "RUMOR". They put their whole reputation on the line.

I believed it. I had to work that night and knew I'd be closing up the shop by the time Sony's conference rolled around. I planned to listen in with my headphones. Cleaning the dishes, I heard the speaker claim the next announcement was special or something. Pulled out my phone. Wasn't sure what I was looking at at first, but when the first few notes of Beyond the Wasteland from AC played, I knew. Jumped up and down a few times, slammed the countertops around me, probably made a few silly faces, finished the job, then rushed home to watch the trailer proper.

It's crazy to think how the remake existed in my mind back then. The only footage we had was prerendered and we didn't know the game would be split into parts until December of that year. But the promise was made and the sky was the limit.

EDIT: Found the article - https://www.siliconera.com/final-fantasy-vii-remake-is-coming-to-playstation-4/
 
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Lex

Administrator
For those who weren't here, this thread originally had a different title (which read something like: more FFVII remake rumours). It was started before the announcement, then we decided to make it the official remake thread since the first couple of pages are so funny in retrospect :monster:
 

cold_spirit

he/him
AKA
Alex T
I saw that Persona 5 Royal is releasing a week early in Australia, likely due to COVID-19 concerns. I understand that there's a lot of marketing and distribution issues, but at this point I wouldn't be surprised if FF7R releases early in some or all regions. I don't believe the game will be delayed again as its already gone gold. I just think the business departments are probably calculating how to ensure the game reaches the most amount of people possible, and releasing early during a pandemic may be something they're investigating.
 

Erotic Materia

[CONFUSED SCREAMING]
I saw that Persona 5 Royal is releasing a week early in Australia, likely due to COVID-19 concerns. I understand that there's a lot of marketing and distribution issues, but at this point I wouldn't be surprised if FF7R releases early in some or all regions. I don't believe the game will be delayed again as its already gone gold. I just think the business departments are probably calculating how to ensure the game reaches the most amount of people possible, and releasing early during a pandemic may be something they're investigating.
It makes sense; what better time to get people to buy your game than during a time wherein they have to stay inside?

Oooh boy, that would make me sooo happy.
 
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