FFVII REMAKE CONFIRMED

Odysseus

Ninja Potato
AKA
Ody
So I had a moment earlier where I freaked out because I was trying to redeem my Ḅ̴̡̡̨̧̡̧̨̤̼̺̭̘̩͍̳̠̰͖͓̗̭̟͇͔̺͈̮̭̯̝̮͖͚̲͇̘̺̼̳͍̩̱̞͖̹̭̝͉̲̬̋͐̐̿̑̈́̒̿̈́̓̉͒̽̿̈́͗̐̀̽̿̽̏̂̉̅̓͆̈̒̃̀̏̾̔̅̎̂̎͛͐͑̔̊͊̒̾̅̚͘͜͝͝͝͠ǔ̷̢̨̨̨̱͎̬̞̺͚̲̱̙̣̥̫̩̭̠̞̩̼͚͓̙̹̬̼̼̗̘̘̬͇͔̺͇̯̩̭̝̝̙͖̺͉̳̑͋̈́̀̃̌͐͛́̓̒͑̓͆̾̓͐̕͝͝͝t̶̢̛̛̛̛͓̲̟̣͈̘̜̯͓͖͚͎͇̘̱̫̻͉͓̬̹̰̦̦̫̥̻̫̠̘̩̜̤̙̗͓̗̩̻̟͓͓͍̗̬̼̗̼̘̤͚̣͈͓̀͗͒͋͆͊͋͆̏̌͑͗̋̿̅͆̏͌́͛̏̐́̽̔̃͋̔̈̀̂͛̓̍́̂̂̀̆́́̀̄̅͑̈́̐̾̓͗͂̐̋͋͗̿̃͆́̄̍̿͗̍͑̑͗̏́́̊́̽̋̌̕̕͘̚̕̚͠͠͝͝ͅt̸͎̩͉̏̃̔̑̎̀̈́̅̿̈̽̌̅͋̄͆̊̅̈́̚̚̚̚̚͘͠ͅe̸̛̛̤͖̱̜͇̜̞̟̞͕͔̠̟̥͍͈̼͉̖̞̖̣̪͖̯̩̝̟̺̼̳͚̝̣̺͔̿̀̓̎̈́̾̃̒͋̏̾͊͋̀̿̅͑͐̏̋̄̔̂̔͊̄̔̍̀̉͆̇̀̈́̄̏̏̈̉̈́̀̓͋̽̃̽̎̊̑̊͒̉͊̿͋̉̐̋̋̊̆͌̏̑͘̕̕͘͝͠͝͠ř̴̡̢̨̡̢̧̛͚͓̖͚͙̤̖̲̙͕̱̖͕͚͓̭̣͆̂̇̀͊̏͂̈́́̓̈̾̈́̆̓͆͗̓̕͘͘͜͠͠f̸̢̨̢̢̧̡̡̢̫̯̘͓̖̠͚̠̤͓̬̘̗͉͉͓̥̪̣̮̙̦̥̙̳̤̣͎̱͙̜͓̻̼͚̫͕͓͔̳̒͂͆̎͛͒̀̾̂̉̅̾̉̀̾̂̊͆̈́̎́͆͛̈̂̉̐͆̈́̆̈́̕͘͜͜͜͜͠i̴̧̨̨̨̛̱̮̻͉̭̭͓͚͇͕͔͕̣̘̻̩̣̜̘͇̳͚̜̙͔̳͓͙̤̲͉͕͈̖̮͙̘͍̗̱̰̩̯̜̹͕͍̳̩̖͉̪̩̱͕̬̯̮͍͇͍̮̬̮̣̞̤̰̟̦̫͎͇̠̫̠̜͎͛̔̿̎̎̐̀̓̽̍̓̇̀͒̓̊̀͂̈́̄͊̍̊͋̈́̈́͋͜͠ͅͅn̷̨̢̛̘̬̞̜̫̩͓̘̣̙̐͌͂̅͑̾͂͛͒̽͂͛͒͛̇͗̃͆̑̈́̚͜͝͠͝ĝ̴̢̧̨̡̥͔̭̰͍̪̪̬̰̼̼̯̼͎̱͎͖͙͕͔̜̣̜̙̞̻̪̫̱̳̤̮̲̃̍͠͝ͅę̶̡̧̢̡̡̤͖̣̭̩̖͔̭̱̲̟̗̻͍̮̜̮͎͍̙̲͇̬̟̼̦̥͚̜̬̙̬̣͚̟̙̙͔͔̣̙̺̳͍͉̱͍͉̮̥͖͈̗̮̳̗̙̥͚̥̤̭̥̗̯̪̂͗̈́̈̈́͌̂͌̿̂̋̄̈̓̀̄͛̅̊̓̈́͒̄́̄̈́̃̍̑͆̈́͂͂̆̌̊͆̀̌̐͛͆̎̈́͛̓́͆͒̔͐̈̐͊̊̇̈́̉͌́̾̃́͘̕͘̚̚̕̕̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅŗ̵̫̩̟̦̟̝͉̼̣͎̳̳͋̐̈́̉̇̓̀̅̓̈́̏͑͆̄͛̾̉̓̑̂͒͘͝ ™ codes, but they wouldn't go through. Turns out they don't work until the game is released. I didn't realize...
 

Odysseus

Ninja Potato
AKA
Ody
That's the power of the delicious taste of B̸̨̻̞̝̜̯͙̬̤̜̄̈̊́̚ü̷̜̝͇͍̙̯̳̗̰̬̥̻͈̟͝ţ̷͎͍̣̼̺͚̻̻̬̅̒̅̓̇̀͌̈̚ẗ̶̢̳͓̩̣̩͚̙͐͋͆͌́̑̚ė̷̛̫̫͊̑̀̆̅̀́̾͌r̵̛͎̝͉͓̹̠͍̩͇̦̼̤̓̂͛́̽̀͝͠f̴̛̰͉̺̗̮͇̓̀̋̒͌̅̏̐͑̐̈́͛i̴͍͙̹̹̜͕̗͛̆͛̆͒̉̍͑̚͜ͅn̷̞̞̬̆͂̓̋̽̃̇͂̍̚͠͠ġ̴̦͍̥̠͆̾̇̕ḙ̸̺́r̵̙̤̫͋͑͂́̽̒̊̀̾̕͠͝™
 

Odysseus

Ninja Potato
AKA
Ody
Love the cursed Butterfinger™ energy, Odysseus. You’ve secured the codes until then, so all is well, right?

I wonder if I can still get my buttery fingers(ugh) on some butterfingers. Don’t know the next time I’ll have to go to the store amid all the social distancing.
Yeah, Just gotta make sure I don't lose the email. Very glad I succumbed the the dark pull of consumerism just before the end times started.

EDIT: and if anybody wants to know how I did the font thing, all you must do is chant out the dark lord's name into your nearest mirror 3 times:

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Zalgo!

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Z̵̨̡̨̨̛̛̛̘̯̳̘̟͇̱͎̼̯̹͕̠̳̰̫̤̖̥͈̳̹̞̬̥͔̳̭͕̜̝̼͈̖̰͈̩̭̭̗̝̖̮̙͈̗̮͙͇̳̲̗̞͚̬̔̑̏̍̽̓̋̍̍̀̌̓͌̽͛͂̆̈́͂̈́̀̑̓͗͋̇̎̓̏͋͌̇̂́́̾͛̚͘̚̚̚͜͜͝͠͝͠͝ͅͅȀ̷̡̧̢̡̧̨̳͈͙͓̞͓͙͓̜̥̰̮̗͍̩̘̞̯̥̥̠̪͈̺̩̫͓͙̹͈̺̹̦̹͍̦̠̦̹͓̲͙̘͔̘̮̺͚̥̜̭͙̬̜̮̟͔̈́̈̓͐͌͘ͅͅĻ̷̠̝̟͖̬͙̗͕̱͚͇̹̺̩̺̮̩̣̖̲͈͖̀͐̑̌̍̉̎͆̈́͛̀̋̊͌̉̕̚͝͠Ģ̵̢̨̨̛̛̗̬̰͉̹̜͓̲̺͉̜͇̪̦͓̮͚͈̙̺̞̮̘̌͊̅̂̑̈́͒̈́͛̾̏͑͊̽̉̇̈̏̐͋͑̀͗̈́͊͛͛̉͊̿͐̈̐̔̀͐͒̏̊̚͝Ơ̷̧̧̟͙̫̟̻̭̙͍̳̹̹͕̥͇̩̩̺͖̙͓̝̟͙͚̤͇̮̣̥̼̺̫̱̙͖͙̯̺̙̖̱̟̪̰̩͉̘͐͊̓̄̈̓̀̀̓̀̑̒̿͛̀̚̚͝͝ͅͅͅ!̸̡̡̡̡̛̛̛͓͎͎̠̥̣̹̭̰̤̣̭̻̹̖͎̙̝̯̰͕͙͍͓̮̤̹̣̰̖̦͖͍͍͚͙̺̘̠̺̰̥̩̣̲̞̫̖̻̱̙̜͍̪̺̪̥͕̱̾͊̔͗̓̒̓͑̅̈̈̑̓̉̄̿́̀̇͗̋̒̾̊̌̀͛́̓́̐̆͛́́̈́͊͋̉̉̉͌̈́̔̈́̓̋͌̿̓̌̍̽̋̍́͌̏̽̊́̑͂͂̍̈́̆̚̕͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅ
 
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Rydeen

In-KWEH-dible
Works, can confirm.


C̶̨̹̱̽̊͑̆͝ͅų̸̟̠̬͔̇̆̈́̈́̇͑̈́r̴̰̩͍̥͉͙͖͊̈́̊̈̾̂͒̾̒ͅŝ̴͔̇͆͊̐̈́̿̄͝e̴̝̍̀͝d̴̪̺̭̉́̒ ̶̧̦̗͓̩̣̜̍̓͂͗͋̎t̸̖̻̹́̃̅̋̚̕è̴̮͉̄̄̄̂͛̓̇͂̂͝x̵̨̜͚̺͉̝̂̾͑̈́̚̕t̸̲͉̫͇̘͖́̂́͗͘ ̷̡̝̦̩̠̉̀̂f̷̨̱̫̲͇̰̞͇̺̫̲̂̍͒́̂̈́͒̍̿̇t̵̤͒̽ẁ̵̨̯͖͈̺̟͙̹̱̰͇̈̈́̑̒̽̀̎̓̚
 

cold_spirit

he/him
AKA
Alex T
I remember seeing the Siliconera article which first leaked that the remake would be announced at Sony's E3 conference later that day. It was different from previous leaks. Siliconera did not prepend the article with "RUMOR". They put their whole reputation on the line.

I believed it. I had to work that night and knew I'd be closing up the shop by the time Sony's conference rolled around. I planned to listen in with my headphones. Cleaning the dishes, I heard the speaker claim the next announcement was special or something. Pulled out my phone. Wasn't sure what I was looking at at first, but when the first few notes of Beyond the Wasteland from AC played, I knew. Jumped up and down a few times, slammed the countertops around me, probably made a few silly faces, finished the job, then rushed home to watch the trailer proper.

It's crazy to think how the remake existed in my mind back then. The only footage we had was prerendered and we didn't know the game would be split into parts until December of that year. But the promise was made and the sky was the limit.

EDIT: Found the article - https://www.siliconera.com/final-fantasy-vii-remake-is-coming-to-playstation-4/
 
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