Hard Rock Zombies
I've seen many horrible movies. I've seen cheesefests of the worsts kinds. Plan 9 From Outer Space, Troll 2, lots of Troma stuff, Virgins From Hell, SS Hell Camp, Challenge Of The Tiger, Mafia Vs. Ninja, you name it. I'm used to it.
Yet still there are films, like Hard Rock Zombies, that manages to gives me that certain feeling. The feeling of, Uhhhh.... just what the FUCK am I watching?
It all starts of pretty silly. Some horrible Hair metal band whose name never gets mentioned has to play a concert in some sort of ultra conservative town where the townspeople hate Rock 'n Roll. (or do they?)
They pick up some chick and end up in some sort of mansion.
Suddenly....Hitler lives there (Hitler!) His nazi buddy's kill the band one by one. But... there's some chick with a transistor radio who bring our dead Headbangers back to life by playing rock 'n roll so they can return as.... Hard Rock Zombies.
There's also a werewolf grandmother. (Eva Braun?) Nazi killer dwarves. (yes, nazi killer dwarves) A zombie dwarve eating himself, ending up as a burping skull. Hard Rock zombies moving like robots. A Nazi zombie dwarve ripping a guy's head off, throwing it in his lovers arms after which she says: "Honey! Are you allright? That and many more scenes of the most idiotic kind, makes it a very interesting film really.