I just watched Transformers. It was meh. It didn't make my mind explode from suckage, but I wouldn't see it again. There were Black Robots, Robot Testicles, Most of the robots were incredibly under-developed characters (the only ones who got ANY attention were Bumble Bee, Starscream, Megatron, and the two black ones), The Fallen was INCREDIBLY under-developed (he had maybe 10 minutes of screen time out of the whole 2 1/2 hour movie), Megan Fox is a terrible actor, there was much pacing issues in the script, and all over there were TOO MANY damn robots.
Of course there were the up-sides. John Turturro is ALWAYS funny no matter what role he's in. Sam's parents are the most likeable characters in the saga. Megan Fox is a babe. I cannot repeat Schwing enough when she pops up on screen.