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Hellenic

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In general I think it makes most sense if both girls always do something, which is why I believe that tifa as Rosa should have been non-optional.
It definitely felt weird to me to not have either Yuffie or Tifa involved on stage by default. Hell i would've liked them both to just be involved like how Cait, Red and Barret are.

It does feel a bit like the devs wanted you to go for Tifa or Yuffie for the play instead of Aerith, considering you don't even have to do Aeriths to get all the Johnny collection finished. Then ofc Aerith doing the singing feels more natural too when you have either Tifa or Yuffie arrive from the play with the others, instead of it just having Aerith somehow warp to her singing immediately out of the play. Though i guess you could argue that some time passes between the events there, but still.
 

Ryushikaze

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Out of all the hate characters get from Cleriths, this is easily my least favourite. It's such a fucking insulting thing to say about a woman, especially considering we're talking about Tifa and everything she's done for him.
I honestly suspect there's some form of transference going on. They dislike her because her looks remind them of someone or some idea they have of women who look like that, since it's nothing like the Tifa we know of in the games and film.

Sorry for the double post but is this the person I've been hearing people say that they don't even like Aerith?
Yes, Cali has said that. She just hated Tifa more and saw Aerith as the least bad option for Cloud. I suspect she was a self inserter, though you have to wonder why with how bad a person her Cloud was when you looked at him in the bigger picture.

In general I think it makes most sense if both girls always do something, which is why I believe that tifa as Rosa should have been non-optional.
It helps balance their screen presence, yeah.

More than married, less than lovers. Or "Fuufuijou koibito miman" (I think)
Danke.

I remember calling someone out on YouTube once that I was having a discussion with. Was one of those classic "clerith going 'I am a cloti but'" types.
I thought they reminded me suspiciously of someone else I'd argued with, so I said something along the lines of: "the only time I've ever heard a take this insane was by a person named darkmoon, and they had the exact same writing style as well".

They responded by saying that was their brother....yeah sure
What was that argument out of curiosity?

Oh, I just had flashbacks to the many debates where responses were essentially copy/pasted whole passages from that bible, or from clerith.com.

At the very least, I'm relieved that their affection scoresheet doesn't seem to be in use anymore.
I'm trying to remember the affection scoresheet. Was it that really terrible set of JPGs that came out around AC or am I thinking of something else?

As a woman well endowed like Tifa, I will say this: the first thing that I noticed, is that her gown is normally a dress for women with small breasts, but this one has been tweaked specifically for women well endowed.
As a Tifa fan, the second thing I noticed is how the design in itself fits Tifa (with all the leather etc.).

That led me to believe that this dress has been made for Tifa; it's also the only one that she gets in GS, contrarily to Yuffie (GS entrance with her green outfit) and Aerith (the singer's dress).
Those are good points, yes. The color scheme and material fit Tifa more than either other lady.

And someone noticed that:

And I certainly can spot the similarities, and I clearly see the 7 adorning the staff now (which is Tifa's number).
This isn't the place for it exactly, but this reminds me, does anyone else think Aerith's final staff in Rebirth is actually a Cetra laser rifle of some sort?

IIRC she's been caught saying that from what I heard yes. I also know for sure she's been banned from a certain forum for having like 10 dupes.
If you mean this forum, as far as I recall, I never explicitly banned her, merely every single one of her dupes. If not this one, which other one was she caught at?

why is there a new Blue baby theory with the new baby weapons....
Do I need to break out Water Tower Baby Denzel again for these people?

Cali is who I was thinking of, that's the bunny. BB absolutely remains the type to talk to a shameless dupe spammer and take advantage.
I've noticed in my traipse back through time that what BB didn't recite from the pre-written spiels was often attempts to throw my words back at me. Like her repeated use of "common sense" was echoing my usage of it at her from almost a decade prior. I had forgotten it. She had not. Amazing to live rent free in someone's head like that.

True enough, the subtle twist has its own distinct flavor of satisfaction. I do find upon examination I love "this was never quite what you thought twists" just as much as "things will never be the same again" twists.
In a romantic sense, I love the "What, X doesn't like me!" "Oh yes X does" -SUDDEN SHOCK OF REALIZATION AS YEARS OF INTERACTIONS RECONTEXTUALIZE- type twist. Like how Amy thinks Rory would be the perfect boyfriend for her but she thinks he's gay because he's never shown interest in a woman and he's always hanging around with her and OH"

Fair play, I know I've thoroughly enjoyed spending time on characters with Squall's overall motivation. "Not letting anyone get close so I don't get hurt" isn't exactly rare after all, doesn't basically everyone Spider-Person go through that one a few times? Excepting Miles Morales maybe? It's a trope like any other, a good tool, and it seems like being at least a little insufferable is often enough part of that mindset anyway. So Squall may work for me personally better than he used to. I still prefer my insufferably edgy loners with a gooey center of "let's mosey, I cherish everyone" if course.
There's also the "push them away so I don't hurt them either" part, which is what takes him from antisocial to empathetic in a twisted wounded way.

Lines like this, you're gonna make folks forget which of us is named Devil :monster:
You're the devil they know. I, on the other hand...

And it gave me a chance to reference Nier in this discussion. Win/win :awesome:
Aye. I need to go back and finish that remaster, come to think of it.

We can but hope said learning continues.
Agreed.

Oh yeah, I was remembering clearly after all. I swear half of more of her posts were just cut and paste from her pink holy book, with maybe a new insult tacked on the end. Citing herself as a source is exactly what I meant about her character fitting with a dupe spam approach to "debate" as well. It's both sad and funny how little has changed.
She's legitimately gotten worse over time.

It's like a non-lethal, words only version of Purge Night :awesome:
No hesitation, no remorse, just good times.

Man, this makes me believe that some of these people don’t actually understand Cloud’s character at all. Even the ones who purport to love him so much that they hate Tifa for treating him like shit. More accurately, they don’t understand any of the characters.
I remember some time ago one of them admitted that she's never played the original game and still thought she knew the characters better than anyone else.

I hope Nojima's stated aim of leaving little up to interpretation holds true for ZA as much as it seems to for CT.

Reason I say this is because I see rehashing Maiden is now back in vogue on Twitter. Zack is apparently a sidepiece and is not worthy of Aerith who deserves the main character (conveniently forgetting Crisis Core was a thing). Not to mention the "main piece" sure seems to love emulating said sidepiece through most of the game (in non-delusional discourse, this "sidepiece" would actually be called the OG).

How could Aerith ending up in the lifestream with him be a good ending, especially since she clearly wants Cloud.
Too bad they can't call Zack a fucboy anymore like he was in Maiden (they still try).
Even Maiden isn't good for C/A. Aerith calls up Zack trying to remember the things that made cloud Unique (oops) and even as she 'rejects' Zack her lines are awful flirty, and Aerith herself gives Cloud and Tifa her blessing during the course of the story.

Well, it's not a "good" ending for either of them - that's the point and it is beyond tragic. We take them being together in death as a sort of solace. If Zackbros can accept it, Aerith stans should be able to come to terms with it, too. As it is, they want to reduce him to a platonic plaything to keep her company in LS while she pines for Cloud. This is disgusting, imo. I'd rather Zack just never reunited with her if this is what's planned (I know it's not, but the relentless gaslighting sometimes causes doubt). How can people read a story and it's direction so wrong, it's mind-boggling.

It's all so tiring. Nojima, just please clear this up in the last game. Another 3 years of this....

Also, would not refuse a recontextualized lifestream ending where Zack and Aerith get shipped off to their own bubble world to give them something more positive. Seems unlikely, tho, sadly. I'll take what I can get.
I think this might be what's happening? Future Aerith, what people are calling Omni-Aerith might be trying to pull a sneaky with timelines just so she can give her other self and Zack a happy ending.
 

Ryushikaze

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Yeah, saying “it’s not canon because it’s harder to get” is bizarre. It’s in the game, the devs programmed it in for a reason. Not just simply for it to be handwaved with “it doesn’t matter.”

Everything in the game… is put in the game for a reason. Even fanservice isn’t “meaningless.”
It's like they're bringing back all the classic discredited arguments just to see what might stick. It'll be fun to see the bullshit they try when part 3 finally drops.
 

GamerSkull

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I honestly suspect there's some form of transference going on. They dislike her because her looks remind them of someone or some idea they have of women who look like that, since it's nothing like the Tifa we know of in the games and film.


Yes, Cali has said that. She just hated Tifa more and saw Aerith as the least bad option for Cloud. I suspect she was a self inserter, though you have to wonder why with how bad a person her Cloud was when you looked at him in the bigger picture.


It helps balance their screen presence, yeah.


Danke.


What was that argument out of curiosity?


I'm trying to remember the affection scoresheet. Was it that really terrible set of JPGs that came out around AC or am I thinking of something else?


Those are good points, yes. The color scheme and material fit Tifa more than either other lady.


This isn't the place for it exactly, but this reminds me, does anyone else think Aerith's final staff in Rebirth is actually a Cetra laser rifle of some sort?


If you mean this forum, as far as I recall, I never explicitly banned her, merely every single one of her dupes. If not this one, which other one was she caught at?


Do I need to break out Water Tower Baby Denzel again for these people?


I've noticed in my traipse back through time that what BB didn't recite from the pre-written spiels was often attempts to throw my words back at me. Like her repeated use of "common sense" was echoing my usage of it at her from almost a decade prior. I had forgotten it. She had not. Amazing to live rent free in someone's head like that.


In a romantic sense, I love the "What, X doesn't like me!" "Oh yes X does" -SUDDEN SHOCK OF REALIZATION AS YEARS OF INTERACTIONS RECONTEXTUALIZE- type twist. Like how Amy thinks Rory would be the perfect boyfriend for her but she thinks he's gay because he's never shown interest in a woman and he's always hanging around with her and OH"


There's also the "push them away so I don't hurt them either" part, which is what takes him from antisocial to empathetic in a twisted wounded way.


You're the devil they know. I, on the other hand...


Aye. I need to go back and finish that remaster, come to think of it.


Agreed.


She's legitimately gotten worse over time.


No hesitation, no remorse, just good times.


I remember some time ago one of them admitted that she's never played the original game and still thought she knew the characters better than anyone else.


Even Maiden isn't good for C/A. Aerith calls up Zack trying to remember the things that made cloud Unique (oops) and even as she 'rejects' Zack her lines are awful flirty, and Aerith herself gives Cloud and Tifa her blessing during the course of the story.


I think this might be what's happening? Future Aerith, what people are calling Omni-Aerith might be trying to pull a sneaky with timelines just so she can give her other self and Zack a happy ending.
What’s the Water Tower Baby Denzel thing?

Also I still don’t understand this blue baby thing but whatever. Half-Cetra children I guess.
 

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Man, this makes me believe that some of these people don’t actually understand Cloud’s character at all. Even the ones who purport to love him so much that they hate Tifa for treating him like shit. More accurately, they don’t understand any of the characters.
There definitely are shippers who just want to self insert themselves in there too, so they don't necessarily want to even care to understand the characters. I've seen Clotis who don't like Cloud all that much and Cleriths who don't like Aerith.
 

Ryushikaze

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What’s the Water Tower Baby Denzel thing?

Also I still don’t understand this blue baby thing but whatever. Half-Cetra children I guess.
Water Tower Baby Denzel was a shitpost mockery of arguments that both Sora and Denzel looked like Cloud and Aerith's child and that was evidence they were the intended pairing. Jumping off the fact that his biological parents look a lot like the generic versions of Cloud and Tifa (same hair color and everything) there's the fact that his age almost perfectly lines up being born around a year after the confession on the water tower in Nibelheim.

I took these facts to spin a yarn- noting at every stage it was baseless and crackpot, mind you - that Denzel was in fact actually Cloud and Tifa's biological son, conceived that night when the promise was made, given up for adoption to a childless couple in Midgar who promised to give him a good home, and eventually being returned to his birth parents after the plate fell. I finished it up by noting that as shit as it was it still made so much more sense than the "He's Cloud and Aeirth's child" theories did, among other things. I'd have to go try and find the original post again.
 

GamerSkull

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Water Tower Baby Denzel was a shitpost mockery of arguments that both Sora and Denzel looked like Cloud and Aerith's child and that was evidence they were the intended pairing. Jumping off the fact that his biological parents look a lot like the generic versions of Cloud and Tifa (same hair color and everything) there's the fact that his age almost perfectly lines up being born around a year after the confession on the water tower in Nibelheim.

I took these facts to spin a yarn- noting at every stage it was baseless and crackpot, mind you - that Denzel was in fact actually Cloud and Tifa's biological son, conceived that night when the promise was made, given up for adoption to a childless couple in Midgar who promised to give him a good home, and eventually being returned to his birth parents after the plate fell. I finished it up by noting that as shit as it was it still made so much more sense than the "He's Cloud and Aeirth's child" theories did, among other things. I'd have to go try and find the original post again.
Weird thing is, Denzel has no idea who Aerith is and sees Tifa as his mom. So in this equation, wouldn’t Aerith be the departed mom and Tifa the new stepmom that the son develops a better connection to?

Marlene is a better example (but can’t be used for obvious reasons) as they depict her with a bow similar to Aerith.
 

Ryushikaze

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Weird thing is, Denzel has no idea who Aerith is and sees Tifa as his mom. So in this equation, wouldn’t Aerith be the departed mom and Tifa the new stepmom that the son develops a better connection to?
I mean, his mom is his departed mom, but I get what you mean.

Marlene is a better example (but can’t be used for obvious reasons) as they depict her with a bow similar to Aerith.
Even then the devs have said she's more like a mix of elements of Aerith and Tifa, so that's Aerti confirmed yet again.
 

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I actually backread a lot of the early pages of this thread in the past when i was still an accountless lurker and said person kept going on circles with the same statements over and over without acknowledging anything that came their way. It was definitely a weird way to go about this whole thing.
The old guard yeah, but they'll never change, at best they'll move on. But it would be very hard to gain new members that would be of the "yeah I know cloti is canon, I just personally enjoy the idea of clerith", which I am fine with. Honestly, they might be the people who eventually fi ish this "fight". Cleriths like sakura who like aerith and cloud but just want to enjoy it without people pretending it's canon
 

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On the Cloti kiss fanservice date canonity:

I never buy it when someone tries to discredit the date scenes, just because they're optional or not part of the main narrative. It's like hypothetically when Cloud tells his kids how he met their mother (bad pun intended), he tells them that "Ah, and I went with Tifa/Aerith/Yuffie/Barret/Red/the guys on the skywheel. Those were fun times." and nothing more. It happened, but had no consequence on how the story goes.

Also, everything that's in the game is tgere for a reason. They're not putting something there just to say that it's never happens, it's there for a reason. Namely to give us more context on Cloud's feelings, or some more tidbits to understand the story more.

One last thing:
I always laughed when someone brought up the OG saying that it's harder to get Tifa's date (which is not), saying that it is proof of it not being canon. Well, getting a game's true ending is always hard, but no one says that it's not canon because it's not easy to get...
It's canon that tifa kicked jules' ass in the gym...so yeah, canon isn't always easy XD
 

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What was that argument out of curcuriosity
They were arguing that "even though they were cloti", that Cloud absolutely hated tifa and that that's why he treated her as such in AC. That he was miserable with tifa and would have been happy had she died. More nonsense like that.
This argument went on for over 200 replies, I brought up quotes, examples, everything. I sketched complex hypotheticals to try and guide them step by step to why someone might act in such a way, asking them for agreement on every step. But they were so intellectually bankrupt that they wouldn't even engage with the hypothetical since when I asked to to admit to a single point they'd respond with. "No, because I think what you're actually trying to get me to do is admit that Cloud doesn't hate Tifa, but I already showed you he does, my evidence is AC".

It was this encounter that finally convinced me that clerith was an actual cult. I have never seen a more perfect example of intellectual fanaticism. An explicit unwillingness to engage in hypotheticals or to think because doing either of those things may lead to a conclusion you don't want to admit. It was hell.


Even Maiden isn't good for C/A. Aerith calls up Zack trying to remember the things that made cloud Unique (oops)

I will say one thing that could be argued here by cleriths that they never do since that would require the ability to think. Loathe as I am to give them fuel.

It could be argued that the thing that wakes up Zack isn't that the image Aerith imagines is essentially that of Zack and resonates with his spirit, but that aerith does think of Cloud and that is what causes Zack to awake since Zack knows Cloud and recognizes that image.
 
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GamerSkull

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They were arguing that "even though they were cloti", that Cloud absolutely hated tifa and that that's why he treated her as such in AC. That he was miserable with tifa and would have been happy had she died. More nonsense like that.
This argument went on for over 200 replies, I brought up quotes, examples, everything. I sketched complex hypotheticals to try and guide them step by step to why someone might act in such a way, asking them for agreement on every step. But they were so intellectually bankrupt that they wouldn't even engage with the hypothetical since when I asked to to admit to a single point they'd respond with. "No, because I think what you're actually trying to get me to do is admit that Cloud doesn't hate Tifa, but I already showed you Henderson, my evidence is AC".

It was this encounter that finally convinced me that clerith was an actual cult. I have never seen a more perfect example of intellectual fanaticism. An explicit unwillingness to engage in hypotheticals or to think because doing either of those things may lead to a conclusion you don't want to admit. It was hell.




I will say one thing that could be argued here by cleriths that they never do since that would require the ability to think. Loathe as I am to give them fuel.

It could be argued that the thing that wakes up Zack isn't that the image Aerith images is essentially that of Zack and resonates with his spirit, but that aerith does think of Cloud and that ita the image of zack that shakes him awake since Zack knows Cloud and recognizes that image.
Tbh whenever someone’s says “I’m [label] but…” and then proceeds to give an opinion/argument that contradicts that label, it typically means that they aren’t actually that but are prefacing with it as to avoid being accused of bias.

This has been my experience with several other debates in different fandoms.
 

Hellenic

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Even Maiden isn't good for C/A. Aerith calls up Zack trying to remember the things that made cloud Unique (oops) and even as she 'rejects' Zack her lines are awful flirty, and Aerith herself gives Cloud and Tifa her blessing during the course of the story.
Makes it even weirded that they use this as evidence. Guess it's the usual "let's not give the full context out here" things.
 

billy22

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The ultimania didn't tell me anything that I didn't already know.

If they absolutely nail Mideel to the Lifestream sequence it’ll be undeniable. No kiss needed.

What are the odds this takes place in Corel now? Seemed like that scene with the doctor there, about the clones and brain damage, was foreshadowing.
 

GamerSkull

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The ultimania didn't tell me anything that I didn't already know.



What are the odds this takes place in Corel now? Seemed like that scene with the doctor there, about the clones and brain damage, was foreshadowing.
Possible, but I’m sure they can contrive a way for him to show up at Mideel. Maybe one of the things Tifa and Cid can do as party members (to give them more time to be party leaders) is to get the doctor and bring him to Mideel to see if he can help Cloud.
 

GamerSkull

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@Ryushikaze @Gym Leader Devil

Noticed the both of you talking about Squall earlier. I personally don’t like him much because he comes off as a legit asshole in a lot of way, although I’m open to that being due to localization. Even as I get older, I just can’t get myself to like him. His talk with Quistis in particular. I understand why he does these things but there is a way to keep your distance from people without being… well, an ass.

I do like his Kingdom Hearts counterpart though.
 

nepheneethedestroyer

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There definitely are shippers who just want to self insert themselves in there too, so they don't necessarily want to even care to understand the characters. I've seen Clotis who don't like Cloud all that much and Cleriths who don't like Aerith.

I think this specific dichotomy sort of makes sense, especially depending on which specific canon materials you consume...my partner has never played the OG and only watched AC, so they really didn't like Cloud. Also, this is obviously part of the rug-pull, but I can understand being more attracted to SOLDIER!Cloud over real!Cloud as a matter of preference.

This isn't the place for it exactly, but this reminds me, does anyone else think Aerith's final staff in Rebirth is actually a Cetra laser rifle of some sort?

Yeah, it looks like some sort of Cetran glaive-rifle lol.

Possible, but I’m sure they can contrive a way for him to show up at Mideel. Maybe one of the things Tifa and Cid can do as party members (to give them more time to be party leaders) is to get the doctor and bring him to Mideel to see if he can help Cloud.

I do like this because it gives Tifa a bit more of a proactive approach to helping comatose Cloud compared to just sitting at his bedside (or wheelchair-side, whatever).
 

GamerSkull

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I think this specific dichotomy sort of makes sense, especially depending on which specific canon materials you consume...my partner has never played the OG and only watched AC, so they really didn't like Cloud. Also, this is obviously part of the rug-pull, but I can understand being more attracted to SOLDIER!Cloud over real!Cloud as a matter of preference.



Yeah, it looks like some sort of Cetran glaive-rifle lol.



I do like this because it gives Tifa a bit more of a proactive approach to helping comatose Cloud compared to just sitting at his bedside (or wheelchair-side, whatever).
Personally, I like that because it shows how much she’s devoted to him. But doing that, in addition to other more proactive things is something I wouldn’t complain about.
 

Hellenic

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What are the odds this takes place in Corel now? Seemed like that scene with the doctor there, about the clones and brain damage, was foreshadowing.
I think Dr. Sheiran will instead move to Mideel for a reason or another. They definitely feel like they are setting him up for later when Cloud is comatose. Perfect excuse for him to get a blood sample from him too.
 

Ryushikaze

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They were arguing that "even though they were cloti", that Cloud absolutely hated tifa and that that's why he treated her as such in AC. That he was miserable with tifa and would have been happy had she died. More nonsense like that.
This argument went on for over 200 replies, I brought up quotes, examples, everything. I sketched complex hypotheticals to try and guide them step by step to why someone might act in such a way, asking them for agreement on every step. But they were so intellectually bankrupt that they wouldn't even engage with the hypothetical since when I asked to to admit to a single point they'd respond with. "No, because I think what you're actually trying to get me to do is admit that Cloud doesn't hate Tifa, but I already showed you Henderson, my evidence is AC".

It was this encounter that finally convinced me that clerith was an actual cult. I have never seen a more perfect example of intellectual fanaticism. An explicit unwillingness to engage in hypotheticals or to think because doing either of those things may lead to a conclusion you don't want to admit. It was hell.
Yeah, there have definitely been some very cultish adherents over the years.

I will say one thing that could be argued here by cleriths that they never do since that would require the ability to think. Loathe as I am to give them fuel.

It could be argued that the thing that wakes up Zack isn't that the image Aerith images is essentially that of Zack and resonates with his spirit, but that aerith does think of Cloud and that ita the image of zack that shakes him awake since Zack knows Cloud and recognizes that image.
IIRC the wording in maiden makes it fairly clear that Zack thinks he was thinking about him, but I'd have to re-read it to be certain.

Makes it even weirded that they use this as evidence. Guess it's the usual "let's not give the full context out here" things.
Funny how often that happens but only for one side.

@Ryushikaze @Gym Leader Devil

Noticed the both of you talking about Squall earlier. I personally don’t like him much because he comes off as a legit asshole in a lot of way, although I’m open to that being due to localization. Even as I get older, I just can’t get myself to like him. His talk with Quistis in particular. I understand why he does these things but there is a way to keep your distance from people without being… well, an ass.

I do like his Kingdom Hearts counterpart though.
I agree he comes across as an ass in FF8, which is strange when you consider his other appearances like Disisidia and KH, so I'm curious what a remake might do for him.
 
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