SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

Odysseus

Ninja Potato
AKA
Ody
Yeah, I have seen that mentioned on Twitter a couple of times. Sad, most were Cloud X Tifa fans.
For a brief, shining moment did I fully believe you were conflating the actual Antifa movement with an anti-Tifa group. Like you saw Antifa trending on twitter and thought it was just a massive group of Clerith's raising a stink.

I'm really fucking stupid.
 

Cat on Mars

Actually not a cat
Maybe Marle could be persuaded into adding a kennel to the apartment complex. You know, to increase property value and stuff.
 
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Graymouse

Pro Adventurer
What is this, I just realized something, Stargazer Heights. Oh noooos. Is this more proof of a Cloud X TIfa pairing?

Both Cloud and Tifa were kids, sitting at the well, star gazing with each other
Stars and the night sky are Cloud's and Tifa Motif.....
Midgar Blues speak of the Star lit night and shooting stars.
Both Cloud and Tifa have apartments besides each other and the name of the apartments are Stargazer Heights!

OMG!

The connection!

Edited to add: Midgar Blues part.
 

Final_Heaven

Pro Adventurer
What is this, I just realized something, Stargazer Heights. Oh noooos. Is this more proof of a Cloud X TIfa pairing?

Both Cloud and Tifa were kids, sitting at the well, star gazing with each other
Stars and the night sky are Cloud's and Tifa Motif.....
Midgar Blues speak of the Star lit night and shooting stars.
Both Cloud and Tifa have apartments besides each other and the name of the apartments are Stargazer Heights!

OMG!

The connection!

Edited to add: Midgar Blues part.

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Master Bates

Do you enjoy your life?
AKA
Mr. Koiwai
It's amazing how dense or delusional some people are.

There are actual people that are arguing that Cloud meant the drink not Tifa.

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Well, I mean, he meant both. The ambiguity is what made it flirty.

You're both wrong.

The dialogue box containing the options was perfectly aligned with Tifa's boobs.

Cloud's line of sight there aligns with Tifa's boobs.

Thus, it is patently clear that Cloud meant Tifa's boobs. :mon:
 

RhinoKart

Pro Adventurer
What is this, I just realized something, Stargazer Heights. Oh noooos. Is this more proof of a Cloud X TIfa pairing?

Both Cloud and Tifa were kids, sitting at the well, star gazing with each other
Stars and the night sky are Cloud's and Tifa Motif.....
Midgar Blues speak of the Star lit night and shooting stars.
Both Cloud and Tifa have apartments besides each other and the name of the apartments are Stargazer Heights!

OMG!

The connection!

Edited to add: Midgar Blues part.

*scribbles notes furiously*

So you are saying there MIGHT be a SMALL connection between Cloti and stars?
 

Master Bates

Do you enjoy your life?
AKA
Mr. Koiwai
What is this, I just realized something, Stargazer Heights. Oh noooos. Is this more proof of a Cloud X TIfa pairing?

Both Cloud and Tifa were kids, sitting at the well, star gazing with each other
Stars and the night sky are Cloud's and Tifa Motif.....
Midgar Blues speak of the Star lit night and shooting stars.
Both Cloud and Tifa have apartments besides each other and the name of the apartments are Stargazer Heights!

OMG!

The connection!

Edited to add: Midgar Blues part.

Stars are basically their motif.

It almost feels like they're the real star-crossed lovers. :desu:
 

Odysseus

Ninja Potato
AKA
Ody
Stars... In Japanese, the word they use for stars is the same they use for planets (celestial bodies.) "The planet" is a major theme of the game, connected specifically to Aerith! You absolute fools, the stars are clearly the devs pointing towards Cleri- NO WAIT! That word is ALSO what they call meteor sometimes! Sephiroth wants to ram his Celestial body into Aerith's! Sepherith Aeriroth? Serith? what's the ship name? CONFIRMED! That's what all the star iconography is pointing to!
@Cat on Mars I appreciate how most other people in this thread are genuinely taking all this LTD stuff seriously, and you and me are always here just making asses of ourselves. It's nice.
 

Master Bates

Do you enjoy your life?
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Mr. Koiwai
Stars... In Japanese, the word they use for stars is the same they use for planets (celestial bodies.) "The planet" is a major theme of the game, connected specifically to Aerith! You absolute fools, the stars are clearly the devs pointing towards Cleri- NO WAIT! That word is ALSO what they call meteor! Sephiroth wants to ram his Celestial body into Aerith's! Sepherith Aeriroth? Serith? what's the ship name? CONFIRMED! That's what all the star iconography is pointing to!
@Cat on Mars I appreciate how most other people in this thread are genuinely taking all this LTD stuff seriously, and you and me are always here just making asses of ourselves. It's nice.

Early development had Aerith and Sephiroth as lovers, which brings an entire new meaning to Sephiroth stabbing Aerith from behind. This theory is not unfounded. :sir:
 

Master Bates

Do you enjoy your life?
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Mr. Koiwai
That would mean their motif nearly kills them... Yeah, seems about right.

But wait! In the end, Meteor was not only stopped by Holy, but also by the lifestream where Aerith, Zack and Sephiroth reside.

Which can only mean one thing: the ending shot of meteor with holy and the lifestream is nothing but symbolism of a giant SCATZ orgy!!! The fact that Holy is there with the orgy is to signify that this is most definitely a--- wait for it---- HOLY FUCK!!!
 
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