Gym Leader Devil
True Master of the Dark-type (suck it Piers)
- AKA
- So many names
His gift is everlasting!
He certainly thinks it should be
So AC, OtwtaS and DoC won't be canon to the Re trilogy?
Not remotely what I mean. I mean that since DoC they've never seemed inclined to move the timeline any further along, excepting Nanaki and his kids 500 years later but that we already had.
For sure! I'm thankful Final Fantasy games are always pretty good about that
S'kinda nice right?
Ironically, despite all my various head traumas, a concussion is one thing I've never had.
I don't recommend them, even the silly giggly phase I usually get early on is scary.
By definition you have the Devil's eyes. Do you have a pickup truck?
I might have, once upon a time. But time means nothing, never will again.
Works for me.
Then give it a raise
Tifa and Ms Pauling teaming up would also be amazing.
Think watching Pauling drool over Tifa will clue Scout in on why waiting patiently isn't working for him? ... Nah me either.
A love that burns, as opposed to one that crushes like a mace.
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
Sometimes that just happens to sonic, you know. At least '06 times.
Ouch. Gonna need a Burn Heal for that one.
Sadly it never is.
They say nothing worth doing us ever easy. Which is demonstrably false but sounds good.
I don't think you will. Still best of luck.
Unlikely as it is, I know I've strained things to "everything tastes like blood" levels before so We'll have to see.
He's raising a daughter as a single black dad with one arm AND managing a bar and an ecoterrorist cell at the same time.
Yeah, dude deserved a real vacation.
Imagine, if you will, the alternate timeline where Aerith watches the kids for the afternoon so Cloud and Tifa can have some alone time. (Or, if you like, one where they get Yuffie to do it so the three of them can have fun)
Beware of CAltists pouring gasoline while viewing the wholesome and beautiful alternate future.
Shipping in general gets a lot of people very very worked up. Not just over "which pair is endgame" but also the other dark aspects of shipping discourse.
I Have seen those dark places. The Devil Himself (me) shudders at the thought.
That's why I'm sure it's been made before.
Simpsons did it?
By counting their copes as they lay down at night.
Well now you made it adorable.
Oh, the Deepground Color Guard.... I mean Tsviets.
Indeed.
Imagine the mines, or better yet, Gold Saucer as a TF2 map.
Picturing a sentry nest built into the gondola now. I love it.
Possibly less ethical, but definitely less creepy than Hojo.
Hojo: What did you do to my specimen?! You told me you were filling a cavity...
Medic: I was! The one I made in his abdomen.
We'll find out.
TIs the plan.
Mostly I think he'd fit in with the dumbass punks around there.
I mean, he did until they exploded
The reason I say possible is because he might be active still. He might even be... Cloud's Father!
Scout has a brother? Wait nah his dad is Tome Jones, silly me.
The only known fact about Pyro is that Pyro is the CEO of a megacorp when not being Pyro.
An engineering firm, mind you. Pyro and Engie have been roomies for years after all.
Cid's cousin, in fact.
I could see Cid saying most of Engie's lines, so can't argue that.
Yep. She's got them hooked, the poor bastards.
New product, mako infused marijuana. We call it 1st Class, want a hit? -- Aerith in this darker timeline
Tifa's attention is the reward he wants anyways.
It's good to have a goal in your early twenties, and hey it's even an achievable, realistic goal. It gets him through.
Imagine him needing to get dragged there by like Golbez and Jecht.
On the other hand, M. Bison and Kano are both there seemingly if their own accord. Maybe a self-aware Sephiroth has hope yet... but yeah Golbez in particular would be the one trying to get him to his first meeting.
You think they'd pair off and solve the issue, but no.
We don't have time for obvious rational solutions.
We'll call it Mom of War and there won't be any legal issues at all ever.
None at all. No resemblance between Mom of War and Dad of Boy. That's silly.
I know, right?
When you know you know.
I mean he probably is, he's just not thinking about it.
Now I want you to read this in MasakoX's Goku voice specifically: Yeah, i know. That's what subconsciously means.
I am a beacon of kindness and patience. A modern day buddha, if you will. But you may still only strike the buddha three times, after all.
As the Devil and Dark-type Gym Leader alike, I counteroffer Sucker Punching the aggressor before the first hit lands.
Pretty much this. Do you know how hard it is to fill that gauge when you're dead?
And she had just used Fury Brand. She needed a minute.
Yes. She does not succeed at moving on from Zack. She knows she should, but...
Aerith too needs a hug.
One might indeed.
So I shall.
You can find it online pretty easily. "2000 gil to be a hero" brought it up quick for me.
Good to know.
It helps that in this case Cloud is both not interested in pursuing a romance and not aware a romance was being considered. He's more like "I have a friend!"
Exactly. May everyone who gets friend zoned be unaware there were other options and mega happy to have the friend.
Aerith's red dress was very sexual, though.
Let's be honest that is an amazing dress. I do not know women's fashion and I can tell you that much. It's undeniably a sexy dress what with...
So many closeups on the exposed flesh and her cleavage.
That It's wonderfully tailored to flatter her, and has all the elements needed to take it from a nice fuck-me dress to an elegant piece. Aerith wouldn't look out of place at a Hollywood awards ceremony in that dress.
Which is understandable, Aerith is pretty, but for Cloud she is a candle next to the Bonfire called Tifa.
Pretty much.
No, this makes perfect sense. Both ships need to establish that Cloud has romantic intentions for the woman in question.
As in that's the entire debate.
Finding them attractive is sort of the bare minimum here. It gets you to the starting line.
Hence us admitting Aerith has a place in this race at all.
Cloud has numerous textual and extra-textual (Ultimanias, being outside the narrative but commenting on it) examples of his continuing attraction to and intentions toward Tifa. Aerith, not quite.
Hence Aerith rapidly flagging and falling behind in said race.
I mean, their feelings to match, after all.
It never gets old.
It's a weird line, because you want characters to come across as real and as though they have agency even though they literally do not- they are fictional and cannot have their own agency external to the will of a writer, natch -but even then they have to feel real while still serving the needs of the narrative.
People don't connect this strongly with characters who don't feel alive, real, with agency. It's a rather important enabler to willing suspension of disbelief. So no, they have none of that and will do whatever the writers say, however they say, whenever they say. But if it feels like that's what is happening... Well I for one probably wouldn't even finish that story, let alone sign up to chat about it 27 years later.