Mass Effect Series

[null]

I would have preferred to lock Kaidan in a room with Anders to SEE WHAT IT FUCKING FEELS LIKE

And then leave Anders with the bomb. At least Kaidan is respectful enough of my decision to not return as a main character.

 

[Carlie]

I would've locked him with Meredith but this is good too.

 

[ForceStealer]

Meanwhile in ME2 it's Shepard that latches on to Jacob if you so much as try to talk to him. I just stopped ever talking to him because Shepard refused to say anything that didn't sound like she needed to be in his pants that instant.

Knock it off Shepard you're boning Garrus.

 

[Zee]

Garrus.

That's not how you spell Liara.

 

[Max Payne]

bluberry waifu

 

[Madame Mayor]

That's not how you spell Liara Thane.

 

[Hisako]

but he dead

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Don't talk about Brooke's sex fish like that.

 

[Max Payne]

fish is gonna need to be flushed soon

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's like the person who made this actually knew Aki!

 

[Hisako]

Haven't we gone over this already

 

[Madame Mayor]

Stupid collector ship wouldn't let me switch my shotgun. I fucking hate that shotgun... why was I curious?!?

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Haven't we gone over this already

Doesn't stop it from being amusing.

 

[Max Payne]

EXTENDED:

 

[Carlie]

Not gonna lie the part were the dude turned into a husk was slightly disturbing.

 

[null]

I was more disturbed that I didn't see Wrex, Zaeed, Garrus, Joker, all my current and former teammates, Anderson, Aria, the Big Ben sniper, Conrad Verner, the Consort, Shepard's mom, Asari, Quarians, Salarians, Turians, Drell, Krogan, Geth, Rachni, Elcor, Volus, Hanar, Feros colony members, Citadel residents, and every other motherfucker I've done a favor in the background.

Other than that it was awesome with my lady looking all beautiful.

 

[Random Nobody]

Meh. I must be the only Mass Effect fan everthat finds Garrus boring as hell.

 

[Hisako]

btw does anyone else think that kid looks really wierd

like a Pixar character inside a Bioware trailer sort of wierd

 

[Lord Noctis]

btw does anyone else think that kid looks really wierd

like a Pixar character inside a Bioware trailer sort of wierd

That kinda made things creepier. I was getting all Toy Story vibes, then BOOM. Armageddon.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Would have been funnier if they were playing "you have a friend in me" as the music.

 

[Alex]

I thought it was a husk.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

 

[Lex]

Thought you guys might like this!

HE'S TOUCHING THE ACTUAL DISKS!!!

And it has a reversible Female Shephard cover!!!

Mass Effect 3 Unboxing video:

 

[null]

I love how the cover is reversible to show FemShep instead.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

I told you so.