Mass Effect Series

[Zee]

no last names? sob

ngl though i was waiting for this day

 

[Joker]

VAKARIAN WON'T FIT

HNNNGH CALIBRATIONS

 

[Zee]

o shit i did not think of that. I don't even know what the character limit is. D:

 

[Madame Mayor]

I can't believe we started doing this after I was like WHEN ARE WE DOING THIS!

Even though I already did this time for SEXY FISH MONSTER BITCHES!

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I don't feel like vas Normandy would fit of Vakarian didn't.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Im still impressed at some of the cosplays, mainly the jack that Joe posted earlier and these

Spoiler

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

that miranda is inaccurate. Not manfaced enough

 

[Joker]

^ this

she is too hot to be Miranda

but there is something else she is just hot enough for

Spoiler: .

namely, being on my dick

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

that miranda is inaccurate. Not manfaced enough

So we should ask Ice Prince to come back and do a cosplay of her?

 

[Joe]

I lol'd at that last picture.

That guy is not anywhere near Shepard's level of cool. He fails at cosplay.

 

[Joker]

So we should ask Ice Prince to come back and do a cosplay of her?

Well, Miranda does make my penis shrivel up back inside of me, soooo...yes.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

A couple million creds and that is the end result......
Gender re-assignment in the future will be some scary shit.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I lol'd at that last picture.

That guy is not anywhere near Shepard's level of cool. He fails at cosplay.

I should be shepard

edit: cospray her, I mean

 

[null]

that miranda is inaccurate. Not manfaced enough

She lacks that authentic Quagmire jaw.

 

[Joker]

I should be shepard

edit: cospray her, I mean

AKI SHEPARD <3

SHE SAVED US ON ELYSIUM

 

[Zee]

She lacks that authentic Quagmire jaw.

Yvonne Strahovski is so hot, how did they fuck it up nnnnngh :c
Ah well, I'd still wreck that chick.

I should be shepard

edit: cospray her, I mean

fuck yeah, because canon shep is female

dealwithit.jpg

 

[null]

Miranda is still >>>> absurdly sexed up Ashley on the cover

 

[Madame Mayor]

So I was reading the Shadow Broker stuff because I had forgotten to before...
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Broker_Dossiers/Thane_Krios

Thane's preferred method for humans? "Rear approach"

lolololol

 

[Joe]

Brooke I had much more fun reading the Krogan approach.

Krogan: Top approach, double-strike to eye ridge, slide down between blinded target's rising arms, precision nerve strike to throat, secondary nerve strike to counter blood rage, quad-kick to bend target, grip each side of skull, running leaping spinning neck-snap.

Alternate: Bomb.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Yvonne Strahovski is so hot, how did they fuck it up nnnnngh :c
Ah well, I'd still wreck that chick.

see, she has a somewhat masculine jaw and moreover she is ALMOST ALWAYS SMILING so it makes her face look painfully mannish

 

[Madame Mayor]

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

 

[Super Mario]

I finished the game.


But I lost Legion, Zaeed and Miranda. FFFUUUUU, next time I shant miss.

 

[Zee]

How the hell did you lose 3 of the best squadmates?

GET ON THOSE UPGRADES, MAN

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Literally play the game until you have every. single. upgrade. Then, you're golden.