MSPA

[Winter]

honestly i dont think ive ever been so frustrated by an update
like... i just want another update because i feel really annoyed by the way hussie is telling the story right now

thanks for all the explanation

 

[Zee]

i don't even care that i just posted this on tumblr this needs to be everywhere

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

TOO B4D 1 4M 4T MY JOB 4ND THUS C4NNOT L1ST3N S1GH

 

[Zee]

BOOO :C

best part:
sometimes i feel like i am done with homestuck
i'll kill off your favorite troll I AIN'T GIVE A FUCK

i never ship trolls
just the death tolls
count them death tolls

 

[Winter]

oh dude we need to sort out this first name last name thing!

ARE WE GONNA HAVE LAST NAMES Y/N WE ALL NEED TO MATCH THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!!

 

[Zee]

I like having only first names idk ;O;\

cause all the troll names are pretty unique anyway

 

[looneymoon]

THIS UPDATE

 

[Winter]

ok well then AKI YOU ARE OUT OF THE LOOP GET IT CHANGED TO JUST TEREZI SO WE CAN ALL MATCH!!!

we are all the important girl trolls yay

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

ok well then AKI YOU ARE OUT OF THE LOOP GET IT CHANGED TO JUST TEREZI SO WE CAN ALL MATCH!!!

we are all the important girl trolls yay

H3Y 1T'S B3C4US3 TH3 MOD JUST CH4NG3D 1T BY 4DD1NG MY L4ST N4M3 W1THOUT P3RM1SS1ON 1T W4S PR3TTY RUD3 NOT TO 4SK >:[

 

[Hisako]

So that's Hussies' actual voice and work huh

Damn how did you find this lol

 

[Zee]

Someone on LJ posted it!

also dat update:

 

[Winter]

SBAHJ Scratch is fucking horrifying
oh my god nightmares forever

 

[looneymoon]

I Found Gender Swapped Scratch To Be Far More Disturbing

As A Male I Am More Inclined To Imagine A Ken Bump Under Those Trousers

In This Form I Feel More Forced To Confront The Possibility Of Scratch Having Some Sort Of Sexuality

Its Probably The Boobs

The Very Notion Is Chilling

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Dear monkies do you have a chip on your shoulder.

If you were paying attention, my first two posts actually WERE about MSPA, or a fan sporking thereof that I wished to share since I thought people might be amused by it.
The reaction I received from you, and still receive, was a hostile one. I'm not sure what slight I've committed against you to bring about this reaction, but I do know that it's not going to help matters if you keep acting in this manner.
So again, please, sit back, relax, and take that chill pill. And in the future, air your greivances rather than lashing out incoherently. Thank you.

 

[Super Mario]

I Found Gender Swapped Scratch To Be Far More Disturbing

As A Male I Am More Inclined To Imagine A Ken Bump Under Those Trousers

In This Form I Feel More Forced To Confront The Possibility Of Scratch Having Some Sort Of Sexuality

Its Probably The Boobs

The Very Notion Is Chilling

I would like to know who or what is this being.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I would like to know who or what is this being.

A pedo.

Not unlike certain people in this forum.

NOT N4M1NG N4M3S THOUGH

 

[Super Mario]

Does it have a name?

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Does it have a name?

Doc Scratch

H3 R3QU3STS YOU TH1NK OF H1M 4S 4 FR13NDLY 34RTH UNCL3

 

[Super Mario]

I think I'll just back away slowly now.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

 

[Super Mario]

Where's Aunt Doc Scratch?! ; . ;

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Where's Aunt Doc Scratch?! ; . ;

Mumble s/he wouldn't be interested, you're at least ten years too old.

 

[Super Mario]

wayyy older beings dig me.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

wayyy older beings dig me.

S/he doesn't dig facial hair. Or body hair. Or anyone over the age of 13.

 

[Super Mario]

Wait so she would like my 12 year old self???


... that can be arranged.