Gym Leader Devil
True Master of the Dark-type (suck it Piers)
- AKA
- So many names
Mine was a dude.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY I LOVE MY SPIRITOMB
COME AT ME BRO
&I'd totally be a trainer.
FUCK JOBS I MAKE MONEY BY BEATING UP POKEMON MOTHERFUCKER
So, you'd be hiring Keen to go out and mutilate Pokemon for science? Like Oak does with Red - or are we to believe that he just "happened" to find out that if you cut off Raticate's whiskers it slows down??I'd be a PokeProf and give out starters to hopeful little kids, with the price being they have to take a Pokedex and do my job for me. I'd have to change my name to a tree of some kind, but I could live with that.
So, EG is Oak, Keen's Red, you're Cynthia (on the basis that she's the only female champion), and I'm Eusine. XDChampion. I mean, I've been it 8 times going on 9 now I think I could do the job.
If not, maybe breeder. HAVE SEX YOU GUYS DAMN IT I NEED MORE DITTOS FKDHFKJDSHFKD
It's a dirty job, but SOMEONE'S gotta do it.&So, you'd be hiring Keen to go out and mutilate Pokemon for science?
Care to test that theory sometime? >:3
Ash does that anyway. And then tells a freshly caught Caterpie to fight a Pidgeotto. (He's never gonna live that one down...)It's a dirty job, but SOMEONE'S gotta do it.
Might as well be someone who'll run around screaming FUCK YEAH I'M AWESOME while he does it.
Chatot, Croagunk, Sableye, Pachisiru, Pikachu, and Buneary. Too many electric types, but other than that its not too bad. Though Brooke will give ya the stink-eye for using a Dark/Ghost dual type